Friendly Spider

"Hello there I'm just your freindly neighborhood Spider."    {genderbent Peter Parker MCU with some multiverse. Tracking: friendlyspider since its shorter}

[devilontheroof]

“Come on, lets go play in the rain!”

“Let me finish this work up for Foggy then we will, alright?”

[devilontheroof]

“Alright, alright. Let’s go.”

[theittsybittsyspider-blog]

“It’ll be nice I promise, leave your blazer so it doesn’t get soaked.”

[devilontheroof]

“Come on, lets go play in the rain!”

“Let me finish this work up for Foggy then we will, alright?”

[devilontheroof]

“Quick waltz? It’s never quick and you know it.” 

[theittsybittsyspider-blog]

“It will be, I promise. We just have to stay out for two minutes at most.”

[devilontheroof]

“Come on, lets go play in the rain!”

“Let me finish this work up for Foggy then we will, alright?”

[devilontheroof]

“The sarcasm is not appreciated but fine, I’ll stop. Just for you.”

[theittsybittsyspider-blog]

“See was that so hard? It’ll be a quick waltz. I promise.”

[devilontheroof]

“Come on, lets go play in the rain!”

“Let me finish this work up for Foggy then we will, alright?”

[devilontheroof]

“I know its the first storm but Foggy will throw a fit if I don’t get this done Penny. You know how he can be.”

[theittsybittsyspider-blog]

“I guess I could wait. It’s not like I spent all day in class and will spend all night ‘at work’”

[devilontheroof]

"My parents know."

“Well fuck, does that mean we have to stop sleeping together?” Matt asked in a sarcastic tone. 

[theittsybittsyspider-blog]

“Probably not, But that does mean you’ll have to get 6 different shovel talks.” She answered flippantly with a small laugh. 

[rpprompts]

my muse has been put on display in a freak show. What does your muse do?

[devilontheroof]

“Come on, lets go play in the rain!”

“Let me finish this work up for Foggy then we will, alright?”

[theittsybittsyspider-blog]

“Come on Matty. It’s the first rain storm of spring.”

[rpprompts]

Send me ‘*_*’ for my muse to sneak into your muse’s bed while naked.

[rpmemes-galore]

Send me “I don't like the way he's looking at you.” for my muse’s reaction

[theittsybittsyspider-blog]

dancerinthewinter started following you

“This is the part were I ask you why you’re on a random rooftop with a pair of Sai.”

[rpfunstuff]

Send me a word and my muse will reveal a memory that has to do with it.

[theittsybittsyspider-blog]

Drabble Prompts

Meet Me: My character is meeting yours either for the first time or just causally.

Greet Me: My character will greet yours, either at the door, at work, or somewhere else.

Call Me: My character will call your character for whatever reason.

Text Me: My character will send yours either an affectionate or sexy text.

Hug Me: My character will hug yours. Either by surprise or for a specific reason.

Give Me: my character will give yours a gift

Kiss Me: my character will give yours an affectionate, chaste outer short kiss.

Tickle Me: my character will tickle yours ruthlessly. :3

Surprise Me: my character will surprise yours. Friendly or sexually

Kiss Me Sexily: my character will kiss yours in a far more… Sexy manner. Perhaps along their body?

Love Me: my character will express their love of yours (romantic, platonic, or sexual)

Grope Me: my character will grope yours.

Lick Me: my character will lick yours in any specified place or manner.

Suck Me: my character will suck on any body part of your character

Tease Me: my character will tease yours, whether in a friendly or a sexual manner

Please Me: my character will do anything to please yours

Bite Me: my character will bite yours on any part of their body

Blindfold Me: my character will blindfold yours in order to have their fun

Dominate Me: my character will sexually dominate yours

Deny Me: my character will either deny your character’s advances or deny them a ’ happy ending’

Shag Me: my character will simply shag yours. Romantic, angry, causal, drunk, or impromptu

Break Me: my character will break your character emotionally

Take Me: my character will kidnap yours

Leave Me: my character will leave your character behind

[inboxideas]

In my askbox: "Sorry, I guess I should explain. I'm _______."

[inboxideas]

Meeting Memes!

For characters who haven’t met mine yet, or those looking for AU introductions, send me one:

“Do you mind?”

“Excuse me, I think you dropped something.”

“Do you have the time?”

“Hey! I’m walking here!”

“Can you spare a moment to talk about our lord and savior?”

“Can I use your bathroom?”

“Do you have a phone I could use?”

“Hey! Oh, sorry… thought you were someone else.”

“Spare change?”

“Do I… know you from somewhere?”

“Are you lost?”

“Are you my mummy?”

“Quick, no time to explain! Run!”

“Can I buy you a drink?”

“Want to buy me a drink?”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“I’m lost.”

[inboxideas]

Angsty Sentence Starters

For those who have met or those who haven’t

“Stay back! I don’t want to hurt you.”

“Run, before it gets us!”

“We have to hide.”

“You should leave. Now.”

“Oh god, is that blood?”

“Oh my god! That man’s insane!”

“Did you hear something?”

“What happened? Where are we?”

“What do you want with me?”

“I’m sorry! Please, don’t hurt me!”

“I’ll kill you. That’s not a threat; it’s a promise.”

“How dare you!”

“Leave me alone.”

“What do they want with us?”

“Help! Please, don’t leave me here!”

“I should’ve know it’d be you.”

[theittsybittsyspider-blog]

Hello there.

I’m Penny Parker though you might know me as the super-heroine Spider.

Genderbent Peter Parker, non selective, indie rp blog

Combines The amazing Spiderman and MCU canon with bits and pieces taken from comics.

I have seen most of MCU and know the rest from wikis and reading up on it