The Jactionary

Some things are funny. Some things are funnier.

[princesconsuela]

[nbcparksandrec]

Jenn Barkley is queen. 

[dota2wiki]

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[leegle]

HE SOUNDS SO ANNOYED FOR BEING DISTURBED OH MY GOD.

[meme-meme]

[thejakelikesonions]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Everyone is afraid of clowns. (by Jake Likes Onions)

[darkdamiaknight]

[arcaneloquence]

Things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say:

As the prophecy foretold.

But at what cost?

So let it be written; so let it be done.

So…it has come to this.

That’s just what he/she/they would’ve said.

Is this why fate brought us together?

And thus, I die.

…just like in my dream…

Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be.

There is no escape from destiny.

Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen.

In this economy?

…and then the wolves came.

[gemmacorrell]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by fannyrighteous)

[tastefullyoffensive]

The Adventures of George Washington (Part 2) by LadyHistory [more] Previously: Part One

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Mr. Lovenstein

[kaylynnykim]

is it just me? 

[lindsxymxc-moved]

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

[rainyapparitions]

[scurgal-archive]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

[theshelbylife-blog-blog]

HOLY SHIT

[ask-pinkamena-and-jeffthekiller]

((Fuck, I’m on mobile))

[vlocally]

If you your on mobile you can just hold the reblog button down

[cleopiggy421-deactivated2023070]

WTF

[elenastan]

just titus things | dancing

[ludaprilgate]

[captainmarvel]

"Thanks. It has pockets!"

- every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via nbronten)

[meryl-streep]

[thejactionary]

So I got a wrong number text from, what I thought, was a poor girl that was given a fake number by some dude. But it was a dude that got a fake number from a girl and was looking to start some sexting. 

Shut it down...