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life and death and love and birth and peace and love on the planet earth
The best part of this is that "virgin Molotov Cocktail" would itself be a great nickname for a jar of piss
I see your piss and I raise you used tampons.
Piss and blood can both be DNA tested
DNA testing is time and labour consuming
DNA is harder to definitively match when contaminated by three or more sources
PROPOSITION:
Either so many people start throwing piss that they run out of resources to pursue everyone who does it, or everyone shares The Communal Piss Bucket for maximum anonymity
Alternative solution:
No one said the piss had to be yours.
BREAKING: 21-year-old protester, Kaden Rummler, was shot point-blank in the face by ICE. he just spoke about how heās blind for life and almost died:
āI will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.ā
What the hell is wrong with these people?
GoFundMe for Kaden Rummler, the young trans man blinded by ICE agents this week.
Fundraiser for K R by Sarah Gallimore : Help ICE Protestor After being shot by Feds
A poem by Hanna Yerushalmi.
remember when abercrombie and fitch hired slavoj zizek to write copy for their back to school catalog
^ Tragically, that link doesnāt work anymore, but you can still read it here.
thanks so much for finding that! going back through it, i can see that my 19yo self didnāt even include the funniest excerpts when i originally made this post. at the time, my attitude was very much āhaha letās all laugh at Zizek being Zizekā, but with the benefit of another decade of maturity and hindsight i can tenuously admit that he may have been cooking something here
and my personal favorite, with a stroke of genius from the graphic designer choosing the picture:
i would highly recommend downloading the pdf and scrolling through it yourself, with the caveat that, like, there is no clothing being advertised here, they donāt name any of the pieces being worn, it is literally just softcore porn with zizek ranting over it every few pages (which is, of course, just fine)
on being yourself
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YALL THERES MORE TO THE SERIES
@daffodil-screaming
tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
Shout out to the guy who wanted to do some fun & silly little reviews but uncovered an illegal gambling operation
(Review 2)
this guy started out poking fun at australian politicians and ended up investigating the firebombing of his own home, during which he uncovered connections between the same politician he was making fun of + major organized crime
JasperDasper started out just curious why everything had suddenly become about trans people and questioning some of the sources used in a book. He came out of it, 4 years later, with a 5 hour long video that connects all transphobia to less than 60 people. (I'm not joking. literally every single transphobic rhetoric and bill passed is because of these 50 or so people.)
If you wanna watch it I cannot recommend it enough; I just warn that it covers a LOT.
here's a quote from that last video very much helped me get my head back on straight with all the nonsense going on in the US
I have tried my best but I believe that I have shown that there is absolutely, irrefutably no reason to believe them. They hide behind science because it give them a veil of deniability; And when that's taken away what's left? Hate and lies and death. Yes, children are being hurt of course they are. These are people who sell their soul to hurt their neighbor. Parents who want to hurt their own children, and researchers who can't accept that their life's work has been a failure. What's more, not only are the anti-trans activists fringe, they are straight up wrong.They try to back up their hate with disinformation and lie, because what else have they got? If they accept that trans people exist and can live a normal, fulfilling life, their whole worldview stops making sense. Their life long mission of conversion therapies and pathologization falls apart. Every single argument against trans people made in this video makes no sense, if only trans people continue on living! Then they have nothing! Good. Give them nothing! Live.
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Glad itās not just me
The first time I saw this video I didn't reblog or save it anywhere and it's been genuinely impossible to find again. I searched every variation of "dyke falling apart car bentley review asmr meme" I could come up with on Google and across multiple websites/apps.
So, thanks for putting this back on my dash.
you all know that she's on tumblr right? @theholdenmechanic
in her own words "just here for the raging lesbians"
A Look From Afar, digital painting byĀ Ismail Inceoglu
This artist onĀ Instagram
This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but itās also kind of an amazing two-line poem? āHis Wife has filled his house with chintzā is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and āchintzā is a perfect word choice hereāsonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then āto keep it real I fuck him on the floorā collapses that whole mood with short percussive soundsābut itās still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8
I hate that my aesthetic sense agrees with this but everything you just said was correct
I went back to dig up this post because I was thinking about poetry.
This is one of those non-poem things that are among my favorite poems.
As the OP stated, the use of alliterative consonants is aesthetically just great, especially the placement of the strongest use at the end: āfuck him on the floor.ā The use of āchintzā is indeed great word choice.
Because Iām insane, decided to scan the poem:
Not only is the second sentence, indeed, perfect iambic pentameter, the entire poem is perfectly metered, though the first sentence has four iambs rather than five.
There are further things I love about this poem, though: I like the casual connotations of ākeep it realā juxtaposed with āchintz.ā It causes me to interpret the āchintzā more strongly as meaning something fake, a facade. There is also of course the coarseness of āfuck,ā which is a contrast with āchintzā but a different kind of contrast, gutsy and carnal where āchintzā is flimsy and inanimate.
And then there is the storytelling: there is SO MUCH storytelling in just these two lines. To break it down: The speaker is having sex with a married man, in the house he shares with his wife, which is āfilled with chintzāāsomething that here connotes fakeness, in contrast with ākeep it real.ā
The illicit encounter in the poem takes place within a house filled with facade, the flimsy construction of the wifeās marriage and domestic sphere, but the encounter itself is a taste of something āreal.ā Thatās a story, and itās just two lines.
This is EIGHTEEN SYLLABLES, yāall. The amount of meaning condensed into these eighteen syllables is stunning, and it is so elegantly done.
From a technical standpoint (and ive taken 300- and 400-level poetry classes so I can say this) this is damn near flawless as a poem.
Kept thinking about this ever since I saw it and had to do something
there's art now
Ah dang to go further; the floor is framed as a refuge. As if there is literally no other space in this house that hasn't been populated by his wife with flimsy inanimate fakery. There is no space for this man in this house save for the floor. There is no space for him on the sofa, oon the counter tops, and most notably, no space for him in the marital bed.
Iād also like to point out the use of the word āhas.ā The wife has filled the house with chintz. She isnāt filling the house with chintz. She doesnāt fill the house with chintz. She has filled the house with chintz. Use of the past-tense makes the wife a subtly removed element in the story, someone whose presence we see in the environment, but who is blissfully distant during the actors throes of passion. There is an element of physical as well as emotional separation from the wife that is catalyzed by being fucked on the floor. Use of the past tense is an end to the wife presence in the actors life, a carnal catharsis amid cold fragility and emotional distance.
This is my new favourite post in the world
everyone cheer for the one (1) time tumblr had reading comprehension
And, predictably, it's because it was about gay sex
PG: Psycho Goreman (2021) dir. Steven Kostanski
the audio really adds something
I was talking to my best friend today and out of nowhere she said āI wish I could go back to schoolā and I was like āare you out of your mind??ā but then she made a great point. she said that if she could go now, as the person she is today, it would be way more enjoyable and different
in her own words āi donāt want to go back to that time, but I wish I could relive it as the person I becameā
One of my most common dreams is where I'm back in school, and the teachers are being nasty or condescending to me (as they often are), and it's at that point where I stand up and basically say to them "I don't need to take your shit, I graduated college with high honors and have a great job, I'm literally only here for shits and giggles".
It is so empowering.
Just TRY to watch this whole thing without laughing, screaming or crying out in anguish
Lmao
white women in kitchens need to be stopped