I'm calling it right now: Goodell skydives into the stadium after the banner is raised, but his chute fails, and he belly flops on top of the bag of reserve footballs, but 12.5 PSI is soft enough to break his fall. He lives, and some guy in a Roethlisberger jersey follows him into the bathroom alone. #patriots #newenglandpatriots #nfl #football #bradyforpresident












