get naked play hockey

[milesuntildawn]

i hadn’t been waterboarded or whipped with a nail spiked belt before, but I imagine the pain of witnessing devils hockey should be comparable to these outdated, agonizing torture methods

[theemporium]

can they get off my captain please

[thejerseypumper]

one, two, buckle my shoe, three, four, shut the door. five, six, lick nico hishier on the stick

[thejerseypumper]

one fat lick each for kaprizov and wallstedt

[thejerseypumper]

hes like a wet rag that is full of water and gets smacked around door frames

[crissp-ice]

my honest reaction

[thejerseypumper]

kaprizov needs a good lick on the forehead

[thejerseypumper]

IM NAKED

[thejerseypumper]

[thejerseypumper]

YO DING DONG

[tinfoiltestimony]

current state

[thejerseypumper]

they are feeding the wild players to crosby one by one, single file line, if they dont win tonight

[meatwormsupreme]

[thejerseypumper]

why dont the big one eat the little one

[tinfoiltestimony]

current state

[thejerseypumper]

they are feeding the wild players to crosby one by one, single file line, if they dont win tonight

[meatwormsupreme]

[meatwormsupreme]

i forgit

[weirdwildwhatever]

the minnesota wild WILL be hearing from me tonight

[thejerseypumper]

[crissp-ice]

Can you put his head back on i need to give him a blowjob i dont wan tto give it to a corspe thats fucked up lowkey :/

[thejerseypumper]

just for you man but please let him keep leaking blood they need it to win

[thejerseypumper]

[crissp-ice]

@tinfoiltestimony @thejerseypumper this is us on the wild lb tag

[thejerseypumper]