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It is I

I am Chaos or Jinx/Jinxed I don't really give a shit.

I go by He/they pronouns. respect them or i will be identifying as a problem. I am non-binary/gender can die.

I am a Hellenic Polytheist/Pagan/Witch.

My month of arrival was May

I am very confused, dehydrated, gay, and sleep deprived.

My OTP is Rosekiller Unapologetically an Etho stan

Fandoms that go brrrr:

Greek Mythology

Hermitcraft/Lifers SMP

Harry Potter (jkr can suck my dic-)

Marauders

Hamilton

The Hunger Games

Les Miserables

Hades Game

Epic: The Musical

Percy Jackson

Hellaverse

Anime of various selection

Artist that make my brain scream:

AJR

The Crane Wives

Arctic Monkeys

Jorge Rivera-Herrans

Steven Rodriguez

Cigarettes After Sex

Måneskin

Alec Benjamin

Hozier

Florence + The Machine

YUNGBLUD

ABBA

David Bowie

An (incomplete) list songs that are very satisfactory:

Cult of Dionysus by The Orion Experience (I hate that the lead was a cunt)

Dionysus by Tomo

Fire by Steven Rodriguez

Red Wine Supernova by Chappell Roan

Can't Hold Us by Macklemore, Ryan Lewis, & Ray Dalton

Unsweetened Lemonade by Amélie Farren

All of Epic by Jorge Rivera-Herrans

Glory and Gore by Lorde

Burn Butcher Burn by Joseph Trapanese & Joey Batey

Apocalypse by Cigarettes After Sex

mmmmmm B O O K S:

Mythos by Steven Fry

The Hunger Games

Sunrise On The Reaping

Harry Potter

The Illiad

The Odyssey

Percy Jackson

Heartstopper

I am so fucking tired, send in the cavalry out soldiers (braincells) are falling

majickth

Hermit's Hollow Masterpost

What is Hermit's Hollow?

Hermit's Hollow is a mysterious small town AU centered around the titular town of Hermit's Hollow. It's is heavily inspired by works such as Twin Peaks, Welcome to Nightvale, TAZ: Amnesty, Gravity Falls, and other similar media. The story, while not always in chronological order, is told through transcripts, recovered photographs, journal entries, and -- occasionally -- strange puzzles strewn about. Basically, there's weird things in the trees, the town may be almost be literally alive, and the weirdest thing at the local tourist trap is its owner.

What's the story?

Grian is a former journalist with a tarnished reputation. With nothing else left to lose, he accepts an invitation from his sister to start anew in the sleepy mountainside town of Hermit's Hollow. What appears to be a peaceful escape quickly reveals itself to be far more, however, as soon Grian is embroiled in the mystery of a missing scientist, a charming tourist trap owner, and a town that's far more than it seems. Now, armed with only a Polaroid camera and his intuition, he's determined to uncover the town's secrets -- for better or for worse.

Find the AU here: #hermits hollow au.

Official Playlist

Got some art/writing/anything you wanna share? @ me and be sure to tag it! I love seeing all the cool stuff people make :D

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MORE POSTAL PALS with @/astral_locke & @/starkeystudios Everyone loved my last PET photos, so enjoy some more (slightly out of focused) pics from our hotel corridor shoot :D Still love our official Royal Mail uniforms <3

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ETHO S10 COSPLAY

It’s mostly done so here’s the progress

The design:

I created this design using the fandom headcannon that Etho is a fox hybrid and combined that with the Japanese themes this season to make a kitsune hybrid, putting the red accents into the white fur.

The vest

I patterned the vest using plastic wrap and duct tape and then made a mock-up with an old curtain I had laying around.

I got some pink and green fabric (pink to tie in with @basic-amoeba ‘s s10 Joel cosplay) and found some green scraps with a cool ornamental pattern on them to put across the shoulder blades.

Not bad for a first time making an article of clothing by myself.

The mask

I wanted the eye scar to show from a distance so I hand embroidered red thread extending down from where the makeup scar is drawn

The pants were bought for the cosplay but I did sew on some pink ribbons to tie in the pink more into the costume.

The tail and ears!

I have a lot of fun sewing fur projects and tails with patterns are especially fun.

To make a patterned tail, I first draw out the design to scale on a large piece of paper. I then cut out all the pieces that are different colors, labeling which directions the fur goes and what color they are.

I use those pieces as patterns to trace and cut out twice of the fur fabric.

Next, I blanket stitch around all the edges on each side where the fur pattern belongs. Since it’s being hand sewn, not much seam allowance is necessary.

I sew the two pieces together and brush down the fur to check that the pattern is symmetrical.

Since the tail does have a pattern, it requires shaving and trimming around the markings to make them stand out and look sharper.

The difference it makes:

Last few steps involve sewing on a double elastic loop for a belt, then stuffing it.

If I wanted a more stable tail, I would have added a flat base to go against my back and without it, it moves a lot more

The ears are made by tracing out the shape of the ear(unfolded) into fur, lining the inside with a wire and thin eva foam. They are carefully trimmed and then drawn on with a pastel. I forgot to seal with with hairspray so the wig now has some pink patches where the ears go.

To add the markings and tufts, I simply glued red fur patches on and trimmed the fur to match the fur around it. I later added hairspray to shape the tufts and inner ear fur.

Some last details

The headband:

I made the headband using a tube of pink fabric that has been ironed flat with some shaped and painted Eva foam as the headband. I used a dremel to carve the hearts as well as adding scratches and dents for weathering.

Contacts:

I only wear one contact with this cosplay and it is a red mini sclera

This cosplay still has some things to add, but it’s at a good point to show how far it’s come!

oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons

Bdubs gets 12 hours of sleep every night. He’s in bed at 8pm and awake at 8am. If he doesn’t get his required amount of sleep he will be insane for the entire day, you do not want to meet a sleep deprived Bdubs. He is physically incapable of taking naps.

On the opposite end of the scale, no one is sure if Etho ever sleeps. He’ll lay in a bed with his eyes closed during sleepovers, but only until everyone else is asleep. He will then spend the rest of the night wandering the build until he’s back in bed by the time the others start waking up.

This has been recorded by not-so-secret cameras, but the footage is almost always grainy and resemble those cryptid “evidence” videos. Though on rare occasion the Etho footage will be pretty good quality, but it will also look like it was shot on a trail-cam and Etho will always be staring at the camera. The Hermits have tons of Etho videos, and none of them can give you a good explanation as to why.

A couple Hermits (mostly Bdubs) have asked Etho why he never sleeps unless he’s sharing a room with someone, and he’s admitted to at least two Hermits (not Bdubs) that he only pretends to blink and sleep to be polite and not freak everyone out too much. When asked if he’s ever actually slept he gives a different answer to every person.

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thejinxedchaos

EEEEEE CRYPTID EEFO!!!

byrd-nest

Wow the new 5 Gs looks great

#minecraft youtube #life series #impulsesv #scott smajor #smajor1995 #pearlescentmoon #zombiecleo #ethoslab #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #gaslight gatekeep girlboss girldad

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Wild Life Episode 5 Thoughts

(Except I'm insane about Martyn's ep)

LIFE SERIES TRIVIA is DIABOLICAL! The watchers literally being like "how well do you guys know your pain and suffering?" (also sorry only winners remember theory truthers)

The way Grian and Scar are such bitter ex-soulmates that Mumbo has to point it out is hilarious. (also them getting even and saying "Just like Third Life" hurt my heart)

Grian not remembering iconic moments from his own series is so funny. What do you mean he only knows Martyn beheaded Ren with an axe from fanart? Grian gaining possession of the Red Winter Axe was a whole plot point.

MUMBO FIRST OUT! IN SESSION 5! The canary curse is broken for real now guys but at what cost.

Grian standing on the ruins of the tower by himself going through the five stages of grief over Mumbo's death as the sun rises in the background is a gorgeous piece of fanart waiting to happen

Martyn you didn't need to start the episode by talking about how Ren is providing for you, you're asking for the shipping at this point 🤣

MARTYN YOU DO THE LORE OFC JIMMY AND TANGO WERE OUT FIRST. Also REN YOU WERE LITERALLY IN DOUBLE LIFE. RIP Ren/BigB we know where his true loyalties lie

THE TWO NICKLES MEME BREAKING CONTAINMENT I CAN'T

Ren inviting BigB to join the RenWood Mound alliance WITHOUT REMEMBERING DOUBLE LIFE is so insane I don't even know what to say.

OF COURSE SCAR REMEMBERS THE DESERT DUO FLOWERS I'M GOING TO BE SICK

Martyn and Ren saying they're going to be boat bros. This has been coming since last session but I NEED Joel and Etho to call them out on it

"We're boat boys," MARTYN INTHELITTLEWOOD WHEN I CATCH YOU-

Etho yelling for Bdubs to hit him so they could test if the wildcard affected damage and then Tango going "smack me harder~" in the background was diabolical. Suuuure you guys are all PG.

Etho sitting in a boat for Joel to jump over him feels like some boat boys relationship symbolism I'm not smart enough to explain

So Etho is currently living with team BET, but allied with the Four Gs, and in the family with Gem and Joel. Wildcard Etho is so back!

Of course Impulse immediately remembered the clock question.

Joel boasting about how he immediately knows all the questions is peak Joel form and I would expect nothing less. It is kind of warranted though because everybody else is waffling on the simple ones.

Joel is now two for two on unquestioningly trusting Etho only to have something bad happen to him and not even being mad about it what is wrong with this man 😭

Does Joel have the censor bleep on his keyboard or did he just straight up start swearing at Tango and know they would both have to censor it in post to get the effect that he was also making the noise?

Scott's gone from a creaking fanboy to a body horror situation and I'm living for it (also considering he's agreed to "go wild" this session--am I sensing a Scott corruption arc?)

Scott cutting directly from saying he and Jimmy were never married even though they called each other husbands to a scene WITH Jimmy was kind of an insane choice

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Girldad has been confirmed by Scott as the actual reason for the 4Gs. I still think Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss ImpulseSV is funnier but good to have an official ruling

Scott giving up his life for Pearl and them being good natured about it and calling it therapy! I love them so much!

Lizzie being the only person who's not exicted when a trivia bot spawns is so funny. Even the other players who weren't in all the seasons don't seem to be as miffed by them as she is.

Lizzie's flaming snail arising out of that hole while smiling is potentially the funniest thing I've seen all day. Why did it look like that 🤣

#wild life smp

salvasti

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thejinxedchaos

@brbwritingfanfic

brbwritingfanfic

me when my 5 braincells form a thought and @thejinxedchaos suffers bc of it

thejinxedchaos

I- how dare you!!!!!!!!

owllooker

Wild Life, amiright?

Some day i'll write a detailed description of (some) the Hermit's and my personal interpretation of their lore but today is not that day

#hermitcraft #some day

galliumthallium

I found etho's wallpaper if anyone wants to use it

thejinxedchaos

Well well well don’t mind if I do

otselotus

There's a new spirit in the forest

#casually made a horrific sound out of excitement when seeing this

isjasz

Playing Cards of the Dungeon

One of my pieces in @hermitseasonzine in the Decked Out 2 section!! With some lil composition input from @doodlingdilemma :D (Man I miss decked out 2)

#decked out 2 had me in a choke hold