Shaken, Not Stirred.

Hello. I'm Bond... Jamie Bond It's a pleasure to meet you. I hope we can become more acquainted. (independent Fem!bond rp) Mun and muse are of age

[twocatsathome-deactivated201607]

“No. No! You n-need to go after t-that laptop! It h-has everything o-on it!”

[thejobisdone]

“Have you put in any fail safes that can be remotely activated?”

She thinks that’s a thing.

[twocatsathome-deactivated201607]

“No. No! You n-need to go after t-that laptop! It h-has everything o-on it!”

[thejobisdone]

“Have you put in any fail safes that can be remotely activated?”

She thinks that’s a thing.

[thejobisdone]

@whiteswann​

“If you want attention there are better ways to ask for it dear” Jamie murmurs as she pulls a pillow further beneath her head, eyes still shut. “And just waiting for me to wake up usually isn’t a good start, if not a fruitless endeavor” she adds, cracking one eye open and giving the woman a smile.

[twocatsathome-deactivated201607]

“I – I don’t know. They j-just came at m-me. T-they took m-my l-laptop.”

[thejobisdone]

“Q. You need to breath”

“I’m here. Let’s get you cleaned up, is that okay?”

[twocatsathome-deactivated201607]

OPEN → mutuals.

“We might have a little problem.”

[thejobisdone]

“Q--”

“Look  at me and take a deep breath. Count ten, and tell me what happened”

[tylerknott]

The excitement builds every step you take closer. I’m bursting for you.

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[amortgageandtwocats]

“Unfortunately, Bond, you’re very good at your job, therefore I can’t justify giving you the cheaper weapons.” It’s not often he lets the agent know that he thinks highly of her, and he’s loathe to say it, doesn’t really want to boast her ego.

“Oh yes, got to keep me on my toes, wouldn’t want things to get stagnant now would we?” He rolls his eyes, before adding, “I am pleased you’ve brought back your gun, perhaps this time I’ll give you another palm print encoded Walther.”

[thejobisdone]

“What was that Q? I think in my old age my hearing is going, you might have to repeat that” she states, letting herself getting a good grin in before her curiosity is taken elsewhere.

She raises a brow at him in return, “Oh giving me back the fun toys, thank god” she hums to him. Rolling her neck she peers at him, “Do you ever actually leave her by the way?” she questions, and there’s a worried seriousness to her tone.

[amortgageandtwocats]

“Apparently.” He mutters, thumbing at the broken edges. “How is it that you manage to total your tech quite completely? ” He asks, relief flooding him when he sees that at least two of the items he’d outfitted to her had returned unbroken, “So you didn’t feed your gun to a Komodo Dragon this time?” He just loves to bring that up.

[thejobisdone]

“Because I do my job poorly some might say, so might say because I’m very good at what I do” she replies with a smile, watching with a little smile at his easy to read relief. 

Then a small laugh. “Not this time, and hopefully never again, maybe a crocodile or  hippo... spice it up a bit?” she asks, hands settling into her trouser pockets.

[amortgageandtwocats]

“Bond,” he greets in return. “Oh, yes, the cats are faring just-” the stops his usual rambling about the cats, picking up the devices, making an outraged noise at the state of every piece. “What did you do, put them through a shredder?” 

[thejobisdone]

“Does a buzzsaw count?” she intoned, eyes squinting slightly, before she placed the unbroken gun and radio on the desk as well. “Power tools ruin things apparently.

[thejobisdone]

@amortgageandtwocats

“Q--” she greeted as she entered his, now personal, workshop and gave an idle smile. “How are the cats?” she asked as she put mangled devices onto his desk.

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[angstmemes]

Deep Ass Sentence Starters

“When you think about people who have died, do you picture them anywhere?” “Sometimes it freaks me out that everyone around me has a life as complex and real as my own.” “Do you sometimes suddenly hear your own heartbeat and feel sick because… What if it suddenly stops or something?” “I sometimes just want something really bad to happen to me. Something that’s just really awful. I don’t know why… Do you get that too?” “I can’t stand the thought that I don’t know what’s going to happen to the world in hundreds of years.” “Does thinking about Primary School make you sad, or happy?” “Most pets we keep only become a fraction of our age. Do you think that if they’d know this, they’d call us gods?” “What are you more afraid of, space or the ocean?” “There’s no way anyone can tick everything off their bucket list. We all want too much. It’s frustrating.” “Do you think we’re in control of our lives, generally? Or do you think we just think we are?” “If you knew you were going to die next week, would you tell people or live the way you were till the end?” “I think most people remember the exact moment they realised they were grown up. Because of something said to them, or something they saw… Do you remember that moment?” “One of us is going to die first. Do you think we’ll still know each other to find out who?” “Do you think we’re all capable of murder when it comes down to it?” “I’m so afraid of the moment you know you’re going to die.” “Are there things people have said to you that have legitimately changed you?” “Why do people fear losing things that they don’t even have yet?” “How do I know you even have a consciousness? I can’t know.” “What do you think our purpose is?” “What if everything is just a coincidence? For instance: What if gravity doesn’t exist? Everything has just always coincidentally fallen to the ground.” “If nothing else, we at least won the sperm race.” “If you could send a message to the entire world, what would you say in 30 seconds?” “Do you think other people’s judgments motivate us or hold us back?” “If karma was coming back to you, would it help or hurt you?” “Right, we’ve probably had enough alcohol for the rest of the night. We’re getting way too philosophical.”

[nickthegrimm]

vesperinaglass started following you.

[thejobisdone]

nickthegrimm:

“I’m not, but you’ll believe what you want to believe,” Nick said with an easy shrug. The liquid fire in his veins was making him bolder, more open. Perhaps he should be worried, but he just couldn’t find it in him to care.

“Sometimes I still think I’m crazy, but not even insane people can make it go on for this long…”

Jamie tips back the rest of her glass in one go then nods. “Alright then, lets go hunt some monsters i suppose” she huffed out with a smile at the man.

“It can’t be bloody worse than anything else--” she adds, pouring herself another drink.

[rpsentencestarters]

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