The Dreary Cantaloupe

17 - florida - sorry i left for 8 months

[thejohncusackexperience]

hey im back 

[loh-lee-tah-blog]

When you’re playing Apples to Apples and whoever is judging picks the literal and politically correct answer.

[thejohncusackexperience]

Omg so I went on club penguin to mess with the kids and then they  started a riot and made me the leader

[iflewbikes-deactivated20181005]

Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.

[agrande-news]

[baddesthot]

[garbledhonkandsplatter-deactiva]

At what point do we just banish him from the planet

[rrraquelle]

[thriftstorewarfare-blog]

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

[cosmicplants-deactivated2014031]

that is stacy you uncultured swine

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[talkingbarofsoap]

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

[talkingbarofsoap]

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

[beeswarm17]

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

[dumbkawaii]

the future is now

[puplets-deactivated20150714]

it’s not a good pun unless everyone in the room wants to kill u

[andernina]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

andernina:

Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

THEY’RE IMMORTAL 

Time Travelers

[arnber]

[ahsnow]

[v171]

This moment was the exact moment I knew I would love AHS. 

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

[thejohncusackexperience]

this is god giving u a second chance

[swiggitysweedom-deactivated2018]

A collection of badly misspelled names from Starbucks 

[dinobearthemighty]

I’m actually laughing. Virginia.

[meme-macheeme]

what will i ever need to use physics for

oh ok