No Offense But...

hi my name is dani (she/her), im a 27yo music teacher from mass (usa), and i really love dogs. im always on mobile so sorry not sorry. I hope u like bobs burgers

[junkfoodcinemas]

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) dir. Rob Hedden Scream VI (2023) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett

[random-chaos-thoughts]

[caats]

Sound on ♡

[escuerzoresucitado]

[sapropel]

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

[only-tiktoks]

[ampervadasz]

[beardedmrbean]

You 100% need to have the sound on

Utah's Hogle Zoo

[itsthebrokenheartthatdecides]

Cat Furious at You for Singing Made-Up Song About Her

In a story developing out of Chicago, your cat is reportedly furious following an incident in which you sang a little made-up song about her

[beardedmrbean]

lol

[ampervadasz]

My turn… (Unmute !)

[noctomania]

Omg you have to unmute lmao the way the dog’s tone changed IMMEDIATELY

[ampervadasz]

[angelicguy]

[c3po]

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

[effemimaniac]

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

[infectiouspiss]

people who know stuff about guitar say shit like yeah the chord progression and the fingering i don’t know what any of that means i just like when it goes bwah na na new new neeeww bwah bwah

[commander-snacks]

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

[dwinkus]

when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

[titkoks]

[catchymemes]