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I made a handy guide for any of my followers who aren't very familiar with Dragon Ball, in case anyone was feeling a little lost
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"be not afraid" is just the way people spoke when the bible was rewritten into english. angels don't have a distinct ancient way of speaking. they just speak the same way the people they're speaking to do. what's the point of being a messenger if you communicate in a completely different dialect than the person you're trying to communicate with?
anyway, my point is that a seraph would appear in their true form in front of me and say "hey bitch, stop freaking out"
my entire life's purpose is to piss off the catholic church!
vampire vs. skeleton. what's the vampire gonna do? suck blood the skeleton doesn't have?? on the other hand werewolf vs. skeleton would not be so good. all those bones.
new rock paper scissors just dropped
Neat!
Vampires, skeletons or werewolves.
Skeletons beat vampires
Vampires beat werewolves
Werewolves beat skeletons
It makes perfect sense.
I fully endorse this!
Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter
Resume has my qualifications. Cover letter states my intentions and goals within the job. Interview is for any other information relative to the job and shows my professionalism.
Thereās nothing else you, as an employer, need to know.
The level of entitlement employers feel over our private info is insane. I remember my own employer sitting across me on his laptop, bitching endlessly over the fact the candidate whose Facebook profile he wanted to check had it set strictly to friends-only. He was serously annoyed her posts and photos and whatnot were not available for him, a total stranger, to see.
Just the previous day, he had gone on a rant about how women need to be Cautious in this Dangerous World and have a Responsibility to Keep Themselves Safe.
He did not see the irony.
of all the Spiderman universes we couldāve been born in, we were born in the one where heās a fictional character
people love to find progressive ways to say we should all be arranged into separate groups and try our hardest to not relate to one another
batman: whatās the situation?
commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken the employees hostage
batman: what are their demands?
commissioner gordon: they havenāt issued any. they, uh.
batman:
[commisioner gordon turns on the radio]
harley: āyou gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and heās too enmeshed to see it.
caller: no, youāre right. youāre right. I gotta do it.
harley: you got this, honey. now, stay on the line a minute, Iām writing down some the names of some books for you and you can get those from Ivy after weāre done. okay! our next caller ā
[commisioner gordon turns off the radio]
batman: what station is this?
commisioner gordon: WGTM.
batman: the one that rebroadcasts rush limbaugh?
commissioner gordon:
batman:
commisioner gordon: you know what, i probably didnāt need to call you for this.
I WOULD PAY MONEY FOR RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY? I WOULD CALL RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY?
āalright, babe, one more reminder that my license was revoked which means i have to tell you this as your friend and not as a mental health professional: you have two options here. one of them is safe, legal, and healthy, and will have lasting long term benefits. the other one is fun.ā
reblogging for this extremely accurate addition.
Ivyās segment is where people call in to ask why their succulent is dying and she yells at them for watering it too much.
oh, VERY good
A few weeks in Selina gets dragged into it, and starts offering advice on caring for cats with special dietary needs and stuff. It inevitably turns into Jackson-Galaxy-esque explinations.
"My cat keeps attacking my feet."
"How often do you play with him?"
"Not as much as I should, but he has a basket of toys right there where he can reach it."
"He wants to play with you. Grab a teaser toy or a laser pointer and go nuts. He'll wear himself out in about fifteen minutes and you can go back to work."
great, now i actively want someone to start a podcast thatās just in-character episodes of batman villain radio shows
You know, I actually think this would make for a really good Killer Croc redemption storyline
Cause the guy's whole deal is him lashing out at society for rejecting him because he has a skin condition (ignoring the cannibalism in certain adaptations), which means radio would be perfect for him. People can't see him, they can only hear him, and I imagine he has a sort of warm scratchy voice that sounds like he chainsmokes and it feels warm like an old wool blanket
Maybe he tells stories, maybe he does interviews, maybe he takes calls, whatever. But he becomes a fixture of late night Gotham, beloved by late shift workers and night owls, and Waylon Jones becomes a household name amongst a decent chunk of Gotham. That way, when he's eventually outed, people stop reacting like "AAH A CROCODILE MAN" and start being like "hey, it's our Waylon!"
I just like the idea of Croc being accepted and even loved by the people of Gotham
Plot twist:
The show is sponsored by Wayne Enterprises.
If you ask Bruce in his billionaire-playboy-philanthropist-idiot persona, heāll tell you talk radio is the fastest-growing communications segment in the country and youāll be left wondering how the fuck this man runs a successful business.
If you are one of the select few who knows him in his āalso I am Batmanā capacity, heāll tell you overall crime has gone down since the villain-run station has hit the air, and also if Harley Quinn can talk someone out of the early stages of an abusive relationship before heāor worse, the Gotham City Morgueāhas to get involved, so much the better.
(Also, Ivy sent him a very nice orchid with very clear, vaguely-threatening care instructions, as a thank-you for the funding. Alfred follows them to the letter, of course.)
Shelving this right next to the one where the Riddler gets a YouTube account and/or escape room business.
One thing I love about adventure time is how it has a structured magic system, but the defining trait of said magic system is that there is no system. But there IS still a system, even though there isnāt.
Magic works differently for literally every being capable of it. Creatures usually become magical through unforeseen circumstances or sudden tragedies, which means every wizard is unique.
EVERY magic user in AT has their own set of rules unique to them. Some of them need magical items or artifacts or spell ingredients, some of them need to say special words or make special hand gestures. Some of them need to rest when they expend too much magical energy.
ā¦And some of them have literally no limits to their magic, they can just do shit freely and are only held back by being completely insane. The universe has a strange correlation between magic powers, insanity, and misery. If you have one of the three, you tend to end up with the other two sooner or later. The universe also specifically nerfs those āno limitsā magic users by making them too insane to use their powers to their full extent (see Magic Man, who has universe-altering powers that he only ever uses to irritate or inconvenience random people for fun, due to the fact that he went insane after an elder god killed his wife, or Grandmaster Wizard, whose name is fucking Grandmaster Wizard but the only spell he ever casts is turning people into cats)
To be clear everything DOES operate under specific rules! Itās just that the fundamental rule of Adventure Timeās magic system is āmagic will always work in whatever way is most inconvenient to as many people as possibleā
This is the best possible magic system actually
Welcome to the Marvel Fandom Masterlist of Masterlists! Part 4/4
To give back to our fandom, I decided to compile a list of as many amazing Marvel writers as I could. The idea originally comes from the Hiddleston Masterlist I made in 2020, but this time, I want to make it bigger, better and more inclusive.
Before proceeding, know that this list comprises of writer of all kinds which includes: smut, fluff, angst, dark, non-con, dub-con, RPF, OC, etc. Please read the authorās warnings, tags and respect their boundaries. Minors, do not interact. Most of the writers on this list post works suitable for readers aged 18+.
To my writers who find themselves on this extensive list, know that your work is appreciated. If you have an AO3 or Masterlist and it wasnāt linked, I apologise. It was hard to gather all of this information on my own; please reblog and share your socials!
To my writers who have stumbled across this and arenāt on this list, reblog and add yourself! You deserve that recognition too! Iām only human therefore itās impossible to include everyone.
Now, below the cut, please enjoy the fruits of my labour!
Marvellous Miscellanous:
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Welcome to the Marvel Fandom Masterlist of Masterlists! Part 3/4
To give back to our fandom, I decided to compile a list of as many amazing Marvel writers as I could. The idea originally comes from the Hiddleston Masterlist I made in 2020, but this time, I want to make it bigger, better and more inclusive.
Before proceeding, know that this list comprises of writer of all kinds which includes: smut, fluff, angst, dark, non-con, dub-con, RPF, OC, etc. Please read the authorās warnings, tags and respect their boundaries. Minors, do not interact. Most of the writers on this list post works suitable for readers aged 18+.
To my writers who find themselves on this extensive list, know that your work is appreciated. If you have an AO3 or Masterlist and it wasnāt linked, I apologise. It was hard to gather all of this information on my own; please reblog and share your socials!
To my writers who have stumbled across this and arenāt on this list, reblog and add yourself! You deserve that recognition too! Iām only human therefore itās impossible to include everyone.
Now, below the cut, please enjoy the fruits of my labour!
Sebastian Stan:
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Welcome to the Marvel Fandom Masterlist of Masterlists! Part 2/4
To give back to our fandom, I decided to compile a list of as many amazing Marvel writers as I could. The idea originally comes from the Hiddleston Masterlist I made in 2020, but this time, I want to make it bigger, better and more inclusive.
Before proceeding, know that this list comprises of writer of all kinds which includes: smut, fluff, angst, dark, non-con, dub-con, RPF, OC, etc. Please read the authorās warnings, tags and respect their boundaries. Minors, do not interact. Most of the writers on this list post works suitable for readers aged 18+.
To my writers who find themselves on this extensive list, know that your work is appreciated. If you have an AO3 or Masterlist and it wasnāt linked, I apologise. It was hard to gather all of this information on my own; please reblog and share your socials!
To my writers who have stumbled across this and arenāt on this list, reblog and add yourself! You deserve that recognition too! Iām only human therefore itās impossible to include everyone.
Now, below the cut, please enjoy the fruits of my labour!
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Welcome to the Marvel Fandom Masterlist of Masterlists! Part 1/4
To give back to our fandom, I decided to compile a list of as many amazing Marvel writers as I could. The idea originally comes from the Hiddleston Masterlist I made in 2020, but this time, I want to make it bigger, better and more inclusive.Ā
Before proceeding, know that this list comprises of writer of all kinds which includes: smut, fluff, angst, dark, non-con, dub-con, RPF, OC, etc. Please read the authorās warnings, tags and respect their boundaries. Minors, do not interact. Most of the writers on this list post works suitable for readers aged 18+.
To my writers who find themselves on this extensive list, know that your work is appreciated. If you have an AO3 or Masterlist and it wasnāt linked, I apologise. It was hard to gather all of this information on my own; please reblog and share your socials!Ā
To my writers who have stumbled across this and arenāt on this list, reblog and add yourself! You deserve that recognition too! Iām only human therefore itās impossible to include everyone.
Now, below the cut, please enjoy the fruits of my labour!
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I donāt think we talk enough about how, despite the presence of multiple globes, PotC takes place on a flat earth, ice wall included.
I'm gonna need some elaboration here
They literally sail over the edge of it after passing through a hole in a wall of ice. They fall off. They get back to the other side by passing through the whole ocean.
But also thereās a globe on, like, everyoneās desk.
#it's like lord of the rings#it's only flat for pirates
You get it.
No, but this is actually (sort of) canon.
See, part of the conceit of the PotC trilogy is that all myths are true. Nearly every supernatural element in the franchise has a root in some real world mythology or pirate lore, although some of them are mashed together.
Another thing is that they take place at the end of the Golden Age of Piracy, and the more the map gets filled in, and the more the Royal Navy takes power, there less room there is for the mystical and supernatural in the world. This is explicitly called out in At World's End with the death of the kraken:
Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place. Jack: The world's still the same. There's just... less in it.
The only way to access the world of the supernatural is through the supernatural itself. You can only get to the Isla de Muerta with Jack's compass that points to whatever you desire, or if you already know where its is. You need Tia Dalma's map to find the edge of the world. To access the supernatural, you need to already be immersed in it.
The pirates world isn't flat, it's round - but because the edge of the world exists in myth, it therefore exists in reality. The pirates are able to find it through supernatural means, but if, say, someone like Norrington just sailed in the same general direction, he wouldn't end up in the same place.
āPirateā is a mage subclass fueled by word of mouth, rule of cool, The Power of Belief/Love/Friendship, and rum.
Mostly rum.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.
Reblogging to add amazing tags from @meta-theory
#this both makes things more fun and also is a really good analogy#because there are four types of system maintenance and that makes the term much more exact than the nebulous ''self-care''#and therefore much more helpful to those of us who uhhh struggle with nebulosity#for anyone curious the four types are:#1. corrective (to fix current problems)#2. preventative (to avoid future problems)#3. adaptative (to re-adjust to any changes)#4. perfective (to work towards a better system)#I really like this idea I'm gonna make a checklist