TheJSABNerd

Welcome to my Autism Rants! They/Them Entity ready to ramble!

[thejsabnerd]

The Phantom's Den Has opened it's doors!

Hello everyone here! I'm Kai, or TheJSABNerd, and this is my blog page that I'm calling my Autism Rants. I'm all about JS&B, CRK, and a few other games here and there. Whatever I like, it's gonna have at least one or more posts here My JS&B AU, MultiFandom Madness, will have a separate Blog for everything relating to it, but this will be my main Blog. Feel free to ask any questions about me and/or my characters!

#Kai's random arts: random projects I post

#MultiFandom Madness: anything relating to my JSaB AU

#Kai's answers: my answers to the blog posts

#Kai's Shitposts: random stuff I make that isn't original art (usually comic studios or meme templates)

#Kai's ramble hour: when I talk about stuff on my mind, unprovoked

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DA Link: https://www.deviantart.com/LocalJsabApologist (Dead)

YT:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeckyk5b9inJW4G_9JwDRsw (Semi-Active)

ArtFight: https://artfight.net/~LocalJsabApologist (Still rough shape)

Roblox: TheJSABNerd (If you feel inclined to goof around w/me)

Discord: TheJSABNerd (If you wanna rant about JS&B or anything else w/me)

But besides that, enjoy my page and keep on Shapin~

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(This text wall is susceptible to changes, so be aware)

[thejsabnerd]

Here's how I feel about my current situation.

Yeah, my internet is being a dick and I have no clue why. Troubleshooting it manually and remotely did jack, replacing the router did jack, so now I don't know what the fuck to do.

The dots on the side of the Gacha-fied WiFi router's face represent the lights it shows. Power's fine, but it can't connect to the broadband. I'll post gacha stuff and shitposts until I figure shit out and update this post.

[thejsabnerd]

I reworked my Sebby!

So, I wanted to redesign Sebastian to better fit my style; therefore I now introduce you too... Sebiathan Sulfur!

Figured it'd be easier to just make him into a leviathan hybrid than whatever he is canonically. Changed his last name too but not too much.

Thought I'd also drop an updated look to Kai's design in Gacha form as well. I love these 2 goobers so much <3 Okay, I'll leave y'all to it, laterz~!

[thejsabnerd]

Chat, we're soo back.

Yippee, I finally made an arts!

Yes, this IS Kai, and yes, I redesigned them. I can't make up my fucking mind, lol. Made the JS&B-like influence more apparent in some areas while making others less apparent. Especially the ears and eyes (though the left eye is supposed to look like Godzilla's) Thought the floppy ears would make the more wholesome pieces I make down the line more cute with a semi-softer appearance. Though... I don't really do wholesome most times. Usually smut or creepy stuff. . . Did some color adjustments and other minor things, but I'm not doing a ref sheet for the exact same character for the 3rd time in a row. I seriously need to focus on my OCs and not my sona for a change. Sakura specifically since they slipped my mind and I want to rebuild my KaijuShape from the ground up as Kai's (sort of) stolen features I wanted for Saku.

Until then, Stay Shapin~

[thejsabnerd]

The kind of shit you only see when playing Salmon Run...

Yes, this is what I've been doing in my downtime, and no, I don't get burnt out on it. And its because of shit like this.

My theory is that the Slammin Lid's hitbox collided awkwardly with the Stinger's, leading to the latter to have what I'm assuming to be a coding seizure.

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Side note: I don't really know what I want this account/blog to be anymore, so it'll probably just be my general/main while I set up another blog exclusively just for JS&B:MFM content.

I just wanna talk about random things I really like, and I can't keep a good schedule for shit, so I'll be posting randomly or when I finish some artwork.

[thejsabnerd]

CH3VYS1LV3RAD0 IS BACK!

After much trial and error plus some TLC, CH3VYS1LV3RAD0 is back in action and ready to make some more art! I bought him a new keyboard since his built-in one is busted, and besides a few minor issues that need some further tweaking, he's operational!

Be on the lookout for some art in the near future!

[thejsabnerd]

So... in light of recent events, I have decided to free my boy from the shackles of [REDACTED] and give him a new life with me.

Aka, modifying his plushie form (slightly) to my liking without much hassle! I'll still use the character in my own stories separate from canon. (I don't have the appropriate stuff to continue drawing digitally, unfortunately.)

So, what I did was: 1. Removed the scrambler (but kept it to reuse as an acc) 2. Freed his tail (Idk why they had to stitch his tail to his body, let my boi move his tail) 3. Loosened up his jacket (Again, why is it stitched down) 4. Removed the Makeship tag (Cuz why not)

I don't really care if people think that modifying a plushie slightly is considered "butchering" it, I'm doing this for my own sake and his. . . (EDIT:) I'm retracting my original statement after new information has come to light, but shit's still messy af. I hope both parties get the proper help they need and this whole shitshow can die down. I'm still making fanart on the side, but I'll refrain from posting anything Pressure related until everything concludes. For now, Everything's gonna be strictly CRK, Regretevator, and JS&B related content.

[thejsabnerd]

Cookies, AWAY!

CRK Myth!Cookies AU Gacha Nebula Codes

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Here's the codes for the wonderful Myth!Cookies AU I've created in Gacha Nebula for anyone to use. WARNING: PLEASE HAVE GACHA NEBULA INSTALLED TO SAFELY IMPORT THEM! They will break everything if you don't have the latest version of the Itch.io mod installed. Gacha Nebula download link here You also have to copy the entirety of the offline export code for them to appear; don't skip any characters/symbols! You'll also experience some form of lag/slowdown due to how detailed I made them, but feel free to adjust them to better fit your own styles!

Look for these buttons so you can import/export the characters! HAVE FUN, EVERYONE!!

[thejsabnerd]

Hey CRK folks, how'd ya'll feel if I drop this real quick?

I turned them all into mythical creatures :P

The Ancients' designs were inspired by the designs made by @azzmodeus PolyAncients AU with some slight differences, primarily Golden Cheese being a Phoenix and not a Harpy (I'm assuming that one was an Harpy based off of her ref sheet and the extra note about her Pre-Awakened form). The Beasts I just did freely and chose their creature-parts based off of their personalities.

Dark Cacao: Choco Dragon (without wings, similar to the dragons in his sword) Golden Cheese: Cheddar Phoenix Pure Vanilla: Cream Sheepel (Sheep-Angel) Hollyberry: Berry Griffon White Lily: Silver Ent Faerie Mystic Flour: Flour Deer/Wendigo Burning Spice: All-Spice Dragon Shadow Milk: Shadow Shape-Shifter (common form is wolf to hint at the iconic phrase "wolf in sheep's clothing") Eternal Sugar: Herself (because she's deceptively sweet already, plus her Angel parts are more front and center than Demon to appear more friendly and inviting) Silent Salt: Fallen Salt Faerie

[thejsabnerd]

First it was Animal Jam; now THIS?!

... I have no words. I know that Roblox tends to collab with different TV show production companies to make tie-in games that are based off of their shows, but did they really feel the need to make this?

I don't need (or want) to explain this game cause it does it for you in the first sentence of the description, but I just... I don't get it. Play it for yourself or don't, I don't care, but I think this game is an example of how we as a society keep straying further from God every single day.

I'm just gonna go play Regretevator and drown my sorrows by hanging out with Folly... at least she makes some sense in this ass-backwards world we live in.

[thejsabnerd]

Might not be able to post art for the time being, but I can sure as hell post some CRK comics and other shitposts I come up with at random-ass times!

This week's edition of Kai's Shitposts: weird things my mom does!

I swear, I think she's going through a midlife crisis or something cus how in the hell does she like FNAF more than when I used to? I mean, yeah I don't really like FNAF anymore for multiple reasons, but that's fine. But... she's really gotten into it ever since we went to watch the first movie together... should I do something or should I let it be and see what she does? I dunno, but I just find all of this really weird.

[thejsabnerd]

I was today years old when I learned...

That Parasitic Purge (Folly's Theme) sounds similar to another favorite song of mine, How Soon Is Now (Charmed Intro).

Me and my mother used to watch Charmed a lot when I was younger, and I found it quite intriguing how well they made a simple concept of a slice-of-life show revolving around 3 witch sisters so entertaining to watch.

Recently, I've been listening to How Soon Is Now again and noticed something... the first 10 seconds sounded... familiar. So, being the autistic void beast I am, I played both How Soon Is Now and Parasitic Purge at the same time and... they sounded the same!

Mind you, it's not the entirety of both songs that sound the same, just the first 10 seconds or so, but if you play them at the same time (either on YT on separate windows/tabs or using a music software like FL Studio or something else), you'll definitely hear it. That just begs the question, though...

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Was it intentional, or was it just a coincidence that they sound the same?

Here's the links to both songs for your own experimentation: Parasitic Purge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2VuI_ckbdI How Soon Is Now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCAdHBrVD2E

Have Fun!

[thejsabnerd]

God Giveth... and God taketh away.

On this day, September 3rd:

I received my official Sebastian Solace plushie in the mail after waiting half a month and facing delay after delay.

But... it appears I was meant to lose something today too.

After dinner, my cat knocked over my bottle of apple juice onto my laptop while I was playing Roblox, short-circuiting the keyboard and eventually bricking it. You were a good laptop, CH3VYS1LV3RAD0, you will be missed.

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I won't be able to post anymore artwork, much less even make some, until I can afford a new one, which won't be for a while (I don't know, honestly), but I'll try to post sometime soon with either an update or a shitpost to hold ya over.

[thejsabnerd]

Update Time!

I made sure to keep my promise, so here's the updated ref sheet and doodle!

Decided to give my sona a proper nickname (one of my other nicknames) and simplify the design in some aspects while upgrading others! Main reason for the upgrade was that the shoulder spikes on the previous one looked out of place and the fingers just looked... off. (aka my shoddy ass attempt at making more realistic fingers came out looking like a completely different body part) So I decided to amp up the supernatural aspect of their left arm prosthetic and turned the spikes and claws into crystals! (They can still bend them, they're just more rigid since, well, they're rocks.) But that's not the best part! Behold... the new ability!

Kai's got a shape form now! They're able to shift in-between at any time, or simply transform their wings into the secondary pair of arms if something's out of reach. It really just comes down to preference (or whichever form I decide to draw them as) on what form they want to use!

[thejsabnerd]

Chat, you're about to get a 2-for-1 special soon...

Currently working on updating my sona's ref sheet since I really looked at the current version and realized the spikes and the fingers on the celestial (now Void Beast) arm look weird (the fingers in particular) and needed serious fixing. As a sneak peek, I'll be putting 2 small doodles of Kit/Kai below, and you will be able to see the changes I made to the fingers. I'll then release the updated ref sheet and a bonus doodle explaining a new ability I gave myself.

(Btw the ref sheet is actually finished, but I want to complete the bonus doodle so you don't miss out on some juicy sona lore)

[thejsabnerd]

Soo... I got bored and made an attempt to recreate Sebastian in Crk with all the current accessories I have...

It's kinda close, I guess? I dunno, Crk doesn't really have much aquatic-related accessories for MyCookie, so I really had to think outside the box. Thoughts?

[thejsabnerd]

Fuck it, have another shitpost cause I've lost the will to live. This week's edition: my phone and it's weird-ass touchscreen.

Yeah... I've bought (and made) several styluses for my phone and none of them work, yet an ACTUAL APPLE I got from the GROCERY STORE is able to work just fine, just can't do precise tapping since it's the size of my big-ass hand. Why is my phone like this? I guess I'll never know unless I can conduct more tests. Anyone else know of any other fruits or veggies that can interact with phones? Lemme know so I can test them out!