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The Artist Formerly Known as thechosenjuan: I'm a 26 y/o queer cis male film critic and screenwriter in the hell known as Miami.

[thejurassicjuan]

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana

[maddigzlz-deactivated20190423]

Too Hot To Be Cool, the comic I made in 2016 for ELEMENTS: FIRE! Two Xicana step-sisters get into some hot water.

Based on a true story… very, VERY loosely based (thanks to Spencer and Isiah for letting me profit off of their childhood terror). This short got nominated for an Ignatz Award for Outstanding Story, too!

[tideartist-deactivated20171102]

Needed this to cheer up–

[disgustinganimals]

please watch with sound on

[gojiberrydraws]

oh this is… this is good

[domino-doodles]

Why does this make me laugh so hard

[skyqueen21fire-deactivated20180]

I love this

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[daisyjazzridley]

That’s just the way you make me feel That’s just the way you make me feel So good, so good, so fucking real

[vivienvalentino]

Janelle Monae – Make Me Feel

[matt-daddario-deactivated201803]

Janelle Monáe – Make Me Feel

[manatapped]

We call it “No Homo”. 

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Just two bros ( @thejurassicjuan) chilling. 

[cyelatm]

[kissycoffee]

big mood

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

NO WAIT THIS IS ART

“the ‘steamed hams’ scene from the simpsons played 10 times simultaneously at different speeds and with different start points such that all 10 clips sync up only at the point when superintendent charmers says ‘aurora borealis'“

[sizvideos]

Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

[possessedcreampuff]

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

[haphazardhappenstance-deactivat]

Update:

[tumblagay]

AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

UPDATE:

Everyone who loves this post as much as I do will be very happy to know these two amazing girls are still doing good and just celebrated their two year anniversary back in September. :3

Here’s a pic from Alana’s instagram.

CUTE~~~<3

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

A Second Much Needed Reblog Update:

This is a message from Alana to all those who love her story.

I am SO watching this. :D

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

TRAILERRRRR~~~

https://www.fuse.tv/bean

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I can’t wait to watch this! <3

[hazel2468]

I am in tears holy SHIT this is so sweet and good and cute and it is so nice to see this on my feed cuz everything has been kinda shitty but this… This is sweet. 

[maryblackwood]

They dressed up as Kelly and Yorkie from san junipero, my heart

[alexander]

[princepeterwolf]

THIS

The Holiday (2006)

[nattdormer]

FAVORITE MOVIES  » The Holiday

“Iris, in the movies we have leading ladies and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are a leading lady, but for some reason you are behaving like the best friend.”