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Day 3 of the TGK Advent Calendar 2025! Unwrap a sweet treat alongside Patron LOTK🎄🎅
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Hey friends!
As a lot of you may know, we are big fans of The Grey Knight in this house! Cannot recommend Jack enough for your erotic audio needs. (He’s also got a rad Discord server where you can hang out with me and a bunch of other fun people! 💖)
As many LOTK (Ladies/Lords/Lovers of the Knight) know, August is Jack’s birthday month, and to celebrate, I had an idea. I present:
✨THE GIVEAWAYS!✨
Two giveaways, both alike in dignity, on fair Tumblr, where we lay our scene. 🤓 (I know this is a long post, but I promise it’s worth it!)
I wanted to sponsor someone to get a one year subscription to the Humbled tier ($10) of his Patreon, because the more the merrier! I know some pals want to make the leap but can’t, or maybe you have a friend you want to introduce to our fave guy! This would be the perfect opportunity to do that.
BUT! I know a lot of my moots are already patrons, and I wanted to do something for y’all too, so… there’s also going to be a second giveaway: your choice of either a one-hour call, or a fifteen minute commission. 💖
I’ve made some Google doc forms, they’ll get sent to me automatically, and I’ll make spin wheels to determine winners!
Details under the cut!
It’s a real good day to be a Patron 💋
If you like what I make nice things are happening very soon
I hope you enjoy.
Big sale!
From now until the end of the year, 50 dollars per 8 minutes, whatever fantasy you want, tailored just for you, however you'd like it.
You'll get an MP3 link to listen to, and it's always fun making something unique for someone that I know they're going to love.
Keep me busy this holiday season in the best possible ways, won't you, darling?
And we're back
Send those requests in, today's episode features one, but I'd like to keep it rolling.
Going to have an episode a week until the end of the year. Feeling really good about it too.
Thank you for the time off. I needed it. I decompressed a lot, feeling very strong, think you'll be happy with what you hear today as a result.
Much more coming for that Patreons in the near future, just didn't quite get everything in the can in time.
If I had a 100 lives to do over
And I could make a different choice every time, at every path?
I'd choose to be The Grey Knight every time.
Because it has been the most fulfilling time in my life. And thank you for it. It could not have existed without you.
Take care of yourself this weekend.
Everything is going pretty okay
You're going to love the episode that drops later today, which makes five in a row, go me.
And for the first time ever I'm actually ahead of commissions! So, if you really want a comish by Valentine's day, I actually go ALL existing orders out and will nail yours by Monday if you get it in today or tomorrow.
Having fun nailing stuff and getting some of the best reviews yet, so don't be shy.
Week five of the best smut you've ever heard. Another strong episode if I do say so myself. Won't you send in a fantasy, a request?
As patrons can tell, I've been swinging it lately
13 days in a row of content, some of it even I really enjoy, so that's saying something.
Been knocking out dates and commissions with regularity.
Aly's off for December, but if you DM me about a comish, I can make it happen before the holidays for you.
It's 75 USD per 8 minutes, long as you want it, you just tell me what you want and I'll get it to you.
Happier Holidays when you get what you really want.
Halloween time is swinging on the TGK server and there's a spooky double feature on tonight! Join Jack and the LOTK at 9 EST on the server for some spooky fun!
It's free, 18+ only please. Click HERE to join
Bring your snacks and a great attitude. See you there!
Personal fave horror movies on the server tonight , 9 eastern
Two horror movies back to back that I really enjoy with a female protag that won't disappoint.
See you there.
It’s Halloween time!! We kicked off spooky season with some classics last night. Join us as we keep the scares coming! See you there 🎃18+ only
Made a reminder that there are lots of ways to support our favorite Knight! (And, not to be biased, but TGK merch is some of the best out there! 😍)
So I know a lot of you can't stand Covid, this is your cue to look away
I have to get this out in the most immediate way that I know how.
On a personal level, Covid is showing that it is subsuming everything, in every way, and the people who keep putting this acknowledgement off are only hurting themselves.
I am suddenly getting reports from my network of friends being ill, people dying, situations shutting down and growing more dire.
It's happening all over, and not just the States, and the lack of coverage, understanding and just conversation about it is driving me up a wall.
The whole is shifting under this but to say so is to evoke fear.
I'm reminded of a book a once read, The Death of Ivan Ilyich. It's a complex story and a classic for a reason but the scene I always remember is when the protag goes out the stairs to see Ivan for the first time.
He meets a man coming out of Ivan's room and silently, the man gives him a look that says, 'so lucky that it's him in there and not us, huh?'
But of course, it's all going to be us, eventually, it's just talking about it or experiencing it in times of trouble is even harder than normally.
The US, like many countries, is currently experiencing and incredible outbreak.
We are in no way acting like it. Numb, and disassociated.
Trauma, everywhere I look.
It's really hard not to be cynical right now. Just, all the time, as a defense.
Listen to this episode from Knightly Pleasures - Erotica for Women on Spotify. If you like the podcast, you'll love all the extra Patron exclusive pieces I put up Monthly on Patreon patreon.com/thegreyknight If you don't know, I'm on Twitter @RealGreyKnight - feel free to say Hi to me there. Find more information on my website and why not join my discord fan server. Interested in sending in a question? Why not upload one to Vocaroo and DM it to myself or Aly on Discord. Don't have Discord? You can also email them direct here - I'd love to hear from you. Want more? You can go to the podcast website https://www.knightlypleasurespodcast.com/ - (psssst there's merch! ~
“She’s such a good little pussy and I love how she’s telling you to be a good girl for me...” @greyknighterotica just put up a new ep on the Knightly Pleasures Podcast, good til the last drop. Go listen now!