Nathan Khysser

It’s AINSLEY , not Ashley—

[thekhysser]

It’s you that I lie with.

Run by @oh-its-time-ash

Ask / rp blog

He’s an oc technically based in the movies but I haven’t decided which one yet,,, probably the first one and the musical

Nathan Ainsley Khysser , Ash’s dormmate and friend

In case people actually find this blog , I’m very new to evil dead rp don’t bully me for not knowing stuff

If you couldn't tell , I space out some of my punctuation , can't really stop myself so I don't try to

YES he was made specifically to be gay for Ash you can’t blame me

[thekhysser]

Looking at balls is even gayer

They’re not HUMAN balls it’s not gay

[thekhysser]

Soccer! Where you run around with other men. Sweating.

I wasn’t looking at them , I was looking at the ball ! That’s not gay.

[thekhysser]

Why not?

Because I played soccer ?

[thekhysser]

You heard me

I’m not a gayass

[thekhysser]

Gayass

Excuse me ??

[thekhysser]

Nate, where’d you put the car keys?

Ash asked, digging into a coat’s pockets, which rested on a chair.

( @namesash-housewares )

Nathan stared up at the ceiling from his seat at his chair , swiveling it side to side like it’d knock a few braincells together.

Uhh. Are they not in the bowl ?

[namesash-housewares]

No, they’re not!

Of course, when he looked over, there they were. The car keys. Had he not looked there?

Oh- got em! Anddd you have the *list*?

[thekhysser]

Shit , really ? I do not remember putting them there.

He held up his arm , on which the list was sharpied , he’s forgotten a paper one way too many times before.

Yesss , I have the *list*.

[namesash-housewares]

Ah, Christ.

He mumbled, as he looked at the sharpie. But he shrugged slightly, as he got on his shoes.

Welp, if it works, it works.

[thekhysser]

Jesus Christ , Ash , do you have to wear those ugly things ?

His entire face was scrunched in disgust , could you blame him ? They looked like something his dad would wear.

I will give you better shoes.

[namesash-housewares]

They work fine, Nate! And don’t insult the driver, I could drop you off and make you walk home!

He toyed with the car keys a moment, moving toward the door of their dorm.

You ready?

[thekhysser]

Yeah , how’d that work out last time ? You made me get back in the car after five minutes !

He stood from his chair , running a hand through his hair to make sure it looked alright.

I’m always ready.

[namesash-housewares]

Ash glanced around, mainly at the windows. The coast was clear. So, he kissed him on the lips.

Yeah, yeah, let’s go.

Ash opened the door, and walked out, leaving it open for Nathan to follow him. He went down the stairs of their dorm, and ended up out in the parking lot. It was a cool, fall day. Then, he opened the passenger car door for him, as a ‘joke’.

[thekhysser]

Nathan grew a smug smirk , it was nothing new at all but a kiss from Ash was like downing a shot , fucking awesome.

He followed him out , just barely remembering to close the door on his way , his keys were still on the desk so obviously he didn’t lock it. He did button his shirt by one when they got outside , it’s all he needed to fight chill.

What , are you trying to get in my pants ?

Joking. Maybe. Either way , he got in the car.

[namesash-housewares]

Read my mind, Nate.

Ash joked back, as he climbed into the driver’s seat. The entire car wobbled when he did. Damn old suspension. This car was a beater, anyway. He turned it on, after a few failed attempts, and began backing out of the parking lot.

And you remembered to put the cereal you like on the ‘list’ right?

[thekhysser]

There’s nothing in there to read.

As if he could be talking. This car was such a shitbox , he had no clue how or why Ash still clung to this thing. He double checked his arm , um.. did he write steak twice ? Surely it’ll be fine.

I’m not gonna forget the name of it.

[thekhysser]

Nate, where’d you put the car keys?

Ash asked, digging into a coat’s pockets, which rested on a chair.

( @namesash-housewares )

Nathan stared up at the ceiling from his seat at his chair , swiveling it side to side like it’d knock a few braincells together.

Uhh. Are they not in the bowl ?

[namesash-housewares]

No, they’re not!

Of course, when he looked over, there they were. The car keys. Had he not looked there?

Oh- got em! Anddd you have the *list*?

[thekhysser]

Shit , really ? I do not remember putting them there.

He held up his arm , on which the list was sharpied , he’s forgotten a paper one way too many times before.

Yesss , I have the *list*.

[namesash-housewares]

Ah, Christ.

He mumbled, as he looked at the sharpie. But he shrugged slightly, as he got on his shoes.

Welp, if it works, it works.

[thekhysser]

Jesus Christ , Ash , do you have to wear those ugly things ?

His entire face was scrunched in disgust , could you blame him ? They looked like something his dad would wear.

I will give you better shoes.

[namesash-housewares]

They work fine, Nate! And don’t insult the driver, I could drop you off and make you walk home!

He toyed with the car keys a moment, moving toward the door of their dorm.

You ready?

[thekhysser]

Yeah , how’d that work out last time ? You made me get back in the car after five minutes !

He stood from his chair , running a hand through his hair to make sure it looked alright.

I’m always ready.

[namesash-housewares]

Ash glanced around, mainly at the windows. The coast was clear. So, he kissed him on the lips.

Yeah, yeah, let’s go.

Ash opened the door, and walked out, leaving it open for Nathan to follow him. He went down the stairs of their dorm, and ended up out in the parking lot. It was a cool, fall day. Then, he opened the passenger car door for him, as a ‘joke’.

[thekhysser]

Nathan grew a smug smirk , it was nothing new at all but a kiss from Ash was like downing a shot , fucking awesome.

He followed him out , just barely remembering to close the door on his way , his keys were still on the desk so obviously he didn’t lock it. He did button his shirt by one when they got outside , it’s all he needed to fight chill.

What , are you trying to get in my pants ?

Joking. Maybe. Either way , he got in the car.

[thekhysser]

Nate, where’d you put the car keys?

Ash asked, digging into a coat’s pockets, which rested on a chair.

( @namesash-housewares )

Nathan stared up at the ceiling from his seat at his chair , swiveling it side to side like it’d knock a few braincells together.

Uhh. Are they not in the bowl ?

[namesash-housewares]

No, they’re not!

Of course, when he looked over, there they were. The car keys. Had he not looked there?

Oh- got em! Anddd you have the *list*?

[thekhysser]

Shit , really ? I do not remember putting them there.

He held up his arm , on which the list was sharpied , he’s forgotten a paper one way too many times before.

Yesss , I have the *list*.

[namesash-housewares]

Ah, Christ.

He mumbled, as he looked at the sharpie. But he shrugged slightly, as he got on his shoes.

Welp, if it works, it works.

[thekhysser]

Jesus Christ , Ash , do you have to wear those ugly things ?

His entire face was scrunched in disgust , could you blame him ? They looked like something his dad would wear.

I will give you better shoes.

[namesash-housewares]

They work fine, Nate! And don’t insult the driver, I could drop you off and make you walk home!

He toyed with the car keys a moment, moving toward the door of their dorm.

You ready?

[thekhysser]

Yeah , how’d that work out last time ? You made me get back in the car after five minutes !

He stood from his chair , running a hand through his hair to make sure it looked alright.

I’m always ready.

[thekhysser]

Nate, where’d you put the car keys?

Ash asked, digging into a coat’s pockets, which rested on a chair.

( @namesash-housewares )

Nathan stared up at the ceiling from his seat at his chair , swiveling it side to side like it’d knock a few braincells together.

Uhh. Are they not in the bowl ?

[namesash-housewares]

No, they’re not!

Of course, when he looked over, there they were. The car keys. Had he not looked there?

Oh- got em! Anddd you have the *list*?

[thekhysser]

Shit , really ? I do not remember putting them there.

He held up his arm , on which the list was sharpied , he’s forgotten a paper one way too many times before.

Yesss , I have the *list*.

[namesash-housewares]

Ah, Christ.

He mumbled, as he looked at the sharpie. But he shrugged slightly, as he got on his shoes.

Welp, if it works, it works.

[thekhysser]

Jesus Christ , Ash , do you have to wear those ugly things ?

His entire face was scrunched in disgust , could you blame him ? They looked like something his dad would wear.

I will give you better shoes.

[thekhysser]

Nate, where’d you put the car keys?

Ash asked, digging into a coat’s pockets, which rested on a chair.

( @namesash-housewares )

Nathan stared up at the ceiling from his seat at his chair , swiveling it side to side like it’d knock a few braincells together.

Uhh. Are they not in the bowl ?

[namesash-housewares]

No, they’re not!

Of course, when he looked over, there they were. The car keys. Had he not looked there?

Oh- got em! Anddd you have the *list*?

[thekhysser]

Shit , really ? I do not remember putting them there.

He held up his arm , on which the list was sharpied , he’s forgotten a paper one way too many times before.

Yesss , I have the *list*.

[thekhysser]

Nate, where’d you put the car keys?

Ash asked, digging into a coat’s pockets, which rested on a chair.

( @namesash-housewares )

Nathan stared up at the ceiling from his seat at his chair , swiveling it side to side like it’d knock a few braincells together.

Uhh. Are they not in the bowl ?

[thekhysser]

Yeah. What’s going on with ash buddy

He’s my roommate ?? Men can share a dorm

[thekhysser]

No it’s not trust me. Gay

.

Are you calling me gay ?

[thekhysser]

Gay

I think it’s spelled “hey”