>try again?

you might get it this time.

[thekinglurking]

continue?

>yes

no

hello, welcome.

>names

needles, rufus, lurking, percy

>pronouns

he/him, it/its, they/them

>age

16

>dni

no dni, but we ask that you dont exsessiveley bring up pedopheilia or sexual assault to us unless absolutely necessary.

>intrests/media

my favorite media is anything slenderverse, scream franchise, terrifier franchise, musicals (heathers musical my love) , hollowknight, aftg, the fnaf movies (and parts of the games) ,malevolent, buzzfeed unsolved, and ROAM0120. (i also mingle with… controversial things… but uh shhhh you didnt hear that from me)

>personal

we dont like to call ourselves a system but we opperate very symilarily, having people in our head who can take control. we will answer questions but may be cagey. please don’t get mad.

>important people

best friend forever @mackonfire

secret third option @enlighten3d

epic bestie @lovestruckpaws

>other

if you would like my little blog, my kinda freaky blog, or the blogs of anybody in my head, please feel free to ask

i love asks my box will always be open

markup layouts and stimboard requests are selectively open

[thekinglurking]

« get over here bitch! » then i remember all my friends live one billion miles away like UGHHHH

[arsenic-the-fae]

I mean I may work at the pizza shop near your house if you wanna come visit

[thekinglurking]

FORREAL??!?!!!?!

[arsenic-the-fae]

Yessir

Come get pizza it's 5$ for a slice

We do close in an hour tho

[thekinglurking]

mmm mayhaps another day im in my jammies i fear

expensive ahh pizza….

i WILL be using this knowledge for evil though expect a visit at some point

[arsenic-the-fae]

So you don't know when I'm working sir

Also we don't care if you come in PJs, I had a shirtless guy come in we are NOT a bougie place

[thekinglurking]

okay i was going to but i dont have five dollars and my parents are out

most unfortunately

the best i can do is stand outside offputtingly until your shift is over and i dont think you want that

[arsenic-the-fae]

I mean you can also just say hi, you don't have to buy anything

And I get 2 shift slices so like. If you want one

[thekinglurking]

mayhapssss…… okayyy:D i will speedwalk very speedily

[arsenic-the-fae]

Joyous

I'm out for a delivery relatively soon so be warned

I can hang out after my shift is done tho if you want

[thekinglurking]

okie dokie!!!

[thekinglurking]

« get over here bitch! » then i remember all my friends live one billion miles away like UGHHHH

[arsenic-the-fae]

I mean I may work at the pizza shop near your house if you wanna come visit

[thekinglurking]

FORREAL??!?!!!?!

[arsenic-the-fae]

Yessir

Come get pizza it's 5$ for a slice

We do close in an hour tho

[thekinglurking]

mmm mayhaps another day im in my jammies i fear

expensive ahh pizza….

i WILL be using this knowledge for evil though expect a visit at some point

[arsenic-the-fae]

So you don't know when I'm working sir

Also we don't care if you come in PJs, I had a shirtless guy come in we are NOT a bougie place

[thekinglurking]

okay i was going to but i dont have five dollars and my parents are out

most unfortunately

the best i can do is stand outside offputtingly until your shift is over and i dont think you want that

[arsenic-the-fae]

I mean you can also just say hi, you don't have to buy anything

And I get 2 shift slices so like. If you want one

[thekinglurking]

mayhapssss…… okayyy:D i will speedwalk very speedily

[thekinglurking]

« get over here bitch! » then i remember all my friends live one billion miles away like UGHHHH

[arsenic-the-fae]

I mean I may work at the pizza shop near your house if you wanna come visit

[thekinglurking]

FORREAL??!?!!!?!

[arsenic-the-fae]

Yessir

Come get pizza it's 5$ for a slice

We do close in an hour tho

[thekinglurking]

mmm mayhaps another day im in my jammies i fear

expensive ahh pizza….

i WILL be using this knowledge for evil though expect a visit at some point

[arsenic-the-fae]

So you don't know when I'm working sir

Also we don't care if you come in PJs, I had a shirtless guy come in we are NOT a bougie place

[thekinglurking]

okay i was going to but i dont have five dollars and my parents are out

most unfortunately

the best i can do is stand outside offputtingly until your shift is over and i dont think you want that

[thekinglurking]

« get over here bitch! » then i remember all my friends live one billion miles away like UGHHHH

[arsenic-the-fae]

I mean I may work at the pizza shop near your house if you wanna come visit

[thekinglurking]

FORREAL??!?!!!?!

[arsenic-the-fae]

Yessir

Come get pizza it's 5$ for a slice

We do close in an hour tho

[thekinglurking]

mmm mayhaps another day im in my jammies i fear

expensive ahh pizza….

i WILL be using this knowledge for evil though expect a visit at some point

[arsenic-the-fae]

So you don't know when I'm working sir

Also we don't care if you come in PJs, I had a shirtless guy come in we are NOT a bougie place

[thekinglurking]

IGNORE THAT WRONG BLOG

mayhaps,…

[thekinglurking]

« get over here bitch! » then i remember all my friends live one billion miles away like UGHHHH

[arsenic-the-fae]

I mean I may work at the pizza shop near your house if you wanna come visit

[thekinglurking]

FORREAL??!?!!!?!

[arsenic-the-fae]

Yessir

Come get pizza it's 5$ for a slice

We do close in an hour tho

[thekinglurking]

mmm mayhaps another day im in my jammies i fear

expensive ahh pizza….

i WILL be using this knowledge for evil though expect a visit at some point

[wh0rerf4n]

Clawing at my floorboards dawg do you ever need such heavy stimulation the only thing that would help is being murdered

[iaspis-hubae]

anyone else look in the mirror and jst say "thats not me."

[thekinglurking]

« get over here bitch! » then i remember all my friends live one billion miles away like UGHHHH

[arsenic-the-fae]

I mean I may work at the pizza shop near your house if you wanna come visit

[thekinglurking]

FORREAL??!?!!!?!

[thekinglurking]

im so cooked what is this

[suntinted]

[anonyymoose]

stage 1 of liking media: yeah this thing is pretty good!

stage 2 of liking media: haha remember when blorbo bleepus did that thing that was so funny

stage 3 of liking media: huh this one song is kind of blorbo bleepus… if you think about this other song is also kind of blorbo bleepus

stage 4 of liking media: blorbo bleepus is really interesting… here’s a sensible analysis post

stage 5 of liking media: FUCK. THE CHARACTER. THE CHARACTER IM HAVING A CHARACTER ATTACK

stage 6 of liking media: well let’s see what ao3 has to offer!

stage 7 of liking media: everything goes on my character playlist. this song with no lyrics is about blorbo bleepus exploding a building and looking really cool. if this lyric was an entirely different sentence it would fit perfectly

stage 8 of liking media: who wants to hear about these characters new pronouns and mobility aids

[thekinglurking]

« get over here bitch! » then i remember all my friends live one billion miles away like UGHHHH

[thekinglurking]

talk to me pleeeasuhh

[hostilevisitor]

im so sick of all the ai generated modern billy and stu images on pinterest. im sick of all the selfshippers generating ai photos im sick of the "ai modified" content oh my god genuinely kill yourselves all of you

[cozypaws1929]

STOP USING LARPER

USE POSER

[laterkiss]

*flirting* are you ever repulsed by ur desires