Your Local Weirdo

I do nothing, and everything // goth // she/her // bisexual

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides

Today = Shaggadelic baby

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Phenomenal

[ozempicofficial]

[orphanedsource]

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

[recoveredcombatsister]

keeping a blokelist of problematic english men

[irondive]

[reefsharkivist]

victims of the chupacabra:

[isotridecanol]

[salmon-n-hazel]

The Magician

"Who says cherry blossoms have to be pink?, I can make them in whatever colour I like"

The Magician from my Tarot deck.

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm being dragged in the group chat bc I accidentally wore two different pairs of shoes to the theater. I wasn't even in a hurry, I have no fucking excuse for not noticing this

[parkchanwoohoo]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I totally forgot about this oh my god

[parkchanwoohoo]

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[kosmogrl]

babe are you ok? you’ve barely touched your wheelbarrow of tiramisu

[devilleworship]

Hell yeah it's the trans butch store

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

[prokopetz]

Cosmic horror story about the protagonist being driven mad by having forbidden knowledge seared into their mind in which it gradually becomes clear that the protagonist is a housecat and the terrible gnosis that renders even their most familiar intimacies alien to them is the ability to do first grade math.

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[godblessthesickos]

World historical loser

[drwiltz-official]

[ladyorlandodream]

[afroesoteric]

Me