THE KING OF KOOPAS!

Welcome to the BIGGEST, BADDEST BLOG AROUND! Run by the stunning King Bowser Koopa, of course. [RP blog for Bowser, affiliated with Smash Nation] [M!A: Accepting!]

[championofdarkland]

The Knight’s Wish

[championofdarkland]

“Talking to yourself, soldier?”

Out came the koopa king himself from around a bush, intrigued as to why the koopatrol was alone, in the gardens, shouting to himself.

“Some troopas decided to stop my midday jog and complain about some faint yelling in the gardens, turns out you’re just making a speech.”

“I offer my sincere apologies your highness! I had no idea my speech making was causing problems; I am preparing myself for a speech I intend to give to my men this afternoon. I’m the Kaptain of the Koopatrol you see, I know it’s hard to tell since we never say much and all look the same but I was the one you gave the position to some years ago. It’s an honour to work under you! Praise be to King Bowser!”

The instant Bowser showed himself Karik immediately shot up from the ground and saluted the monarch with perfect precision. He spent a few hours practicing his salutes purely so he could demonstrate them at times like this. Koopatrol members had to be perfect at all times, as they were the ones often seen as the closest a commoner could ever hope to attain within the military. Being the Kaptain meant Karik had to be even more of a perfect soldier, anything less wouldn’t suffice.

“I should go somewhere else to do this shouldn’t I sire? The royal garden isn’t exactly the best place to practice speeches. I’m rather fond of this place though…”

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“Well, I had assumed the worst” he proclaimed. “I thought maybe one of those mustachioed losers, or some unknown assailant had waltzed right in and started causing a ruckus.”

“You might be better off somewhere else. But before you go...” Bowser quickly folded his arms, planting his feet firmly on the ground. “I wanna hear it.”

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bowser is probably gonna get beat up (RP with timefortheclimax)

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timefortheclimax:

Bayonetta lowered her guns, snickering.

“If you think you’ve got something worth proving to me, take a shot at it…Just remember that I’m good at taking shots too…”

“Well I’ll have you know that I’m a KING! King to the Koopa Empire of the Mushroom World!” he exclaimed, looking proud of himself. “And if royalty doesn’t tickle your fancy, I’m just about the biggest body builder in the entirety of Smash Nation!”

Bowser then proceeded to flex his arms.

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“Is that all you’ve got?” Bayonetta shoo’d, batting an eye. “You’ll have to do better than that if you’d like to…how’d you say it? Tickle my fancy…”

She chuckled softly, before lowering her eyebrows as she looked at Bowser once more. “Talking strength and being strong are different things, sweetie. Maybe if you can manage to impress me on the battlefield, I’ll consider giving you a longer listen, hmm?”

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Bowser quickly perked up at the sound of ‘battlefield.’

“Well that’s not hard at all! Who do you want me to beat up, the pesky plumbers? The stupid dinosaur? Smelly McGarlicface? Name me anybody, I’ll punch their face into oblivion!”

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A Look Around the Castle (RP with Mayors-Best-Friend)

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The moment he felt a tap on his leg, he quickly gripped his hands out of reflex. A small *snap* can be heard as he felt the pencil crumble inside his fist.

Before the koopa king could utter any words of anger or distress, he saw a tiny, innocent puppy pulling out a clipboard, asking to help him.

“Yeah, whatever, as long as you stay out of my way. And the next time you decide to scare me, make some noise will you?!” he yelled, trying to grip the point and the eraser together.

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At the sound of a snap, Isabelle’s entire body flinched on beat. A small laugh being the only sound she makes, along with a small “S-sorry…” 

“O-Of course! I didn’t mean to scare you, of course! I just saw you having some trouble, and I thought I would try and help you! But you seemed wrapped up in what you were doing, so I tapped you to get your attention…but I guess the lack of shoes…really doesn’t lead…to much noise.” Her voice slowly died down. Her body turned towards the castle, pencil already getting to work on the paper.

“So! You’re one of the fighters in the tournament if I’m remembering correctly. Bow…Bowzilla…right?” Her words stop, and so does the pencil on her paper. Something about that sounded wrong, but she couldn’t exactly pinpoint what.

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With the slight satisfaction of shutting the puppy up, the koopa king turned back to his paper and proceeded to map out the castle.

That is, until he heard her speak again.

“...Bowzilla?”

“I am THE King of the Koopas, the one and only Bowser Koopa!”

[championofdarkland]

The Knight’s Wish

“Those who stand directly beside the royal family of Darkland are truly blessed. We know what Lord Bowser’s children are like and have seen things that many of the other minions would never get to see. The royalty may never notice us, but we shall always be there to aid them whenever they need us to. The Koopatrol exist only to be used as tools and nothing more, our lives are nothing compared to those of our beloved princes and princess. We will always be willing to give our lives to protect them from harm as we would for our king. We are their shields and swords, their armor and weapon, their protectors and aggressors, the fact that the troopas look up to us so much is a testament to how much we adore Lord Bowser. And why would we not? Our king is wonderful! No one would ever say a bad word about him! If they did we as the knights of this kingdom wouldn’t stand for it! For we are…no that doesn’t sound right does it? Damn I need to start over.”

Karik was reading out a speech he intended to give to his men later that day. He found that by doing this he could ensure to get his point out there without coming across as boring which was something the Koopatrol Kaptain feared. He chose to do this in the royal gardens since not many people came here. It was also a space he came to regularly because of that feature, Karik had always loved quiet places.

“I need to straighten myself out a bit more. My voice needs to project itself quite far this time since a few new bloods managed to pass my trials. Mememememememe! Testing! Testing! One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! And yes that’s better!”

The knight smiled to himself as he started his speech over again from the top.

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“Talking to yourself, soldier?”

Out came the koopa king himself from around a bush, intrigued as to why the koopatrol was alone, in the gardens, shouting to himself.

“Some troopas decided to stop my midday jog and complain about some faint yelling in the gardens, turns out you’re just making a speech.”

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bowser is probably gonna get beat up (RP with timefortheclimax)

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timefortheclimax:

Bayonetta lowered her guns, snickering.

“If you think you’ve got something worth proving to me, take a shot at it…Just remember that I’m good at taking shots too…”

“Well I’ll have you know that I’m a KING! King to the Koopa Empire of the Mushroom World!” he exclaimed, looking proud of himself. “And if royalty doesn’t tickle your fancy, I’m just about the biggest body builder in the entirety of Smash Nation!”

Bowser then proceeded to flex his arms.

[thekingofkoopas]

Things that stop me from roleplaying

1. Moving to my new dorm

2. Dorm’s terrible internet

3. Broken hard drive

So yeah, I got a new hard drive after a Windows update fried it. I was still able to access my files, just that I couldn’t rely on it to not crash every 30 minutes, so I was able to back up everything and buy a new one.

Here’s a pic of me holding my old hard drive for funsies

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Day: O/O  Month: ☆

Dear DiaryThat dumb "scribe" I fired a while back came CRAWLING back to me, begging for "a chance to come back" and that "I have a family to feed" Well MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT WHEN YOU SPILLED THAT PLATE OF CHICKEN WINGS ON ME YOU MORON. It took two days of waxing to get the stains off my shell!MAN that guy irritated me, acting all pretentious because he was trained to write professionally or something. And to think he used to write in my diary! I'm glad I came to the realization (not Kamek, it was my idea) that formal documentation was so much easier. I'm not some loser that has time to write down every single thing I do, I'm a KING doing KING STUFF.Anyway, I'm also glad I kept you to write in. Complaining about stupid things keeps me cooled down to make, you know, rational decisions. Such as the decision to throw that dumb "scribe" or whatever he called himself out of the castle myself. LITERALLY throw him, he must've gone AT LEAST 100 feet! The children were VERY entertained.

Speaking of children, I also bought a new safe today. It's quadruple layered and will keep ANY annoying brats from opening it! Now I can write whatever I want in you without having to worry about anyone seeing.

The Greatest King There Ever Was,Bowser Koopa.

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[magik00pa] ✍

Log Entry #1

Contrary to what this cover may say, this is NOT a diary. This is a journal to keep a log of my daily life. Don’t worry, the one responsible for picking me up a frilly, pink looking diary to write my life in is now sitting on the kingdom’s border wondering what he’ll ever do with his life without his beloved, wonderful, handsome king.I’m hoping that these logs will be used for future reference, a primary source to keep historically accurate facts about my life, an autobiography if you will. That way when my time is up and my game is over, no stupid plumbers, peaches, daisies, or any other low-life can spread false information about me. It’s all in here!And since these writings will be in history books nation wide, teaching every koopa child about their favorite historical hero, I assume the pink cover will be omitted from any form of documentation. No one wants to see that.

Signed, Bowser Koopa.

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M!A one thousand bowsers for five days.

Uhh...not sure what to do, here.

I mean, this is an easy one, the next time I’ll be active is in like 2 weeks ayylmao

I’ll take this a different way after I write some diary JOUNRAL entries. Hoo boy *cracks knuckles*

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SEND ✍ FOR AN EXCERPT OF MY MUSE’S DIARY. SEND ✍ AND A NAME FOR AN EXCERPT OF MY MUSE’S DIARY SPECIFICALLY ABOUT THAT CHARACTER.

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bowser is probably gonna get beat up (RP with timefortheclimax)

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timefortheclimax:

“Would you care to tell me why you’re wasting my time, perhaps starting with what rumor you’ve heard?”

“That the newbie was a gorgeous chick!” he blurted out, leaning closer towards her.

“You know, I’m more into blondes myself, but that’s nothing a little hair dye can’t fix!”

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She quickly twirled the guns in her hands before pointing one up at Bowser, lowering her eyebrows as she spoke.

“I’m flattered.” Bayonetta spoke, somewhat sarcastically. “Are you into bullets too? Regardless, they may just be into you if you keep going…”

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As quickly as the gun came up, Bowser jumped back, stretching his arms out as if his hands would be able to block it.

“HEY! I-I knew you had guns, but I didn’t think you were trigger happy! Let’s put the weapon down and talk about this...”

“Maybe then you’ll see how much of a catch I am!”

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bowser is probably gonna get beat up (RP with timefortheclimax)

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timefortheclimax:

“Would you care to tell me why you’re wasting my time, perhaps starting with what rumor you’ve heard?”

“That the newbie was a gorgeous chick!” he blurted out, leaning closer towards her.

“You know, I’m more into blondes myself, but that’s nothing a little hair dye can’t fix!”

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bowser is probably gonna get beat up (RP with timefortheclimax)

@timefortheclimax​

Walking up the apartment complex, he had finally landed on room C8. For any other person, Bowser would never go out hunting for anyone, at least not on his own, he’d probably order some minions around. But this person was different. He had overheard many people saying that this woman was strikingly beautiful, some unfortunate souls saying she out-rivaled the fair Princess Peach herself. With something this important to be curious over, he had to get a look at this woman, “Bayonetta”, with his own eyes.

Knock knock knock

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Bayonetta was bored. She lounged in a chair in her room, practically begging for something exciting to happen. She’d rather be out fighting, or at least with someone of minimal interest.

That was when someone knocked at her door. Strange, that didn’t happen often. She clicked the guns at her heels into place, and began twirling the guns her hands as she made way to the door. She didn’t expect to need to use them, but just in case she decided to go out.

When she opened the door, she was faced by a giant…lizard? Some sort of reptile. How…strange.

“…Can I help you?”

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...

“...Tall, beautiful, lots of guns...so the rumors were true!”

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A Look Around the Castle (RP with Mayors-Best-Friend)

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Carrying a notebook and pencil with him, Bowser took it upon himself to go to the theme park that had just opened up. Was he excited to go on a bunch of rides? Nah, that’s something his children would do, more likely.

Instead, the koopa king was circling around the large, life-size replica of Peach’s Castle. Constantly stopping to jot down a rough sketch of the castle, Bowser furiously scribbled onto the paper, stopping to let out a frustrated grunt or grumble. He couldn’t draw straight lines all that well with his beefy hands. These pencils he took had to be made for dwarfs.

“ᴰᵘᵐᵇ ᵖᵉᶰᶜᶦᶫ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ᵈᵒ ᵃᶰʸᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ⋅ ᴳᵘʰ⋅⋅⋅”

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Ever since the new amusement park opened up on the island, Isabelle had been spending every single free second she had running around and riding on the rides, exploring wherever she was allowed to go, and having the time of her life! She had been checking out the Peach’s Castle attraction for a while before coming around the corner to the sight of a rather familiar big guy mumbling to himself as he wrote down…something on the notebook he had. Still, he seemed to be having trouble, and Isabelle decided that she might as well try her luck at helping.

“Excuse me, sir!” She said, tapping on the person’s thigh, seeing how she didn’t come up very high. “Is everything alright?” She asked, staring up at the guy. It didn’t take long to see the tiny pencil being practically strangled by his large hands. She had to make a few jumps just to see what he was making out, and when she did, a paw brought itself up to her chin.

“Do you need help drawing the castle? Oh, I can help if you’d like! I love drawing whenever I get some time to do it.” She said with a smile, pulling out her own clipboard from her skirt’s pockets. 

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The moment he felt a tap on his leg, he quickly gripped his hands out of reflex. A small *snap* can be heard as he felt the pencil crumble inside his fist.

Before the koopa king could utter any words of anger or distress, he saw a tiny, innocent puppy pulling out a clipboard, asking to help him.

“Yeah, whatever, as long as you stay out of my way. And the next time you decide to scare me, make some noise will you?!” he yelled, trying to grip the point and the eraser together.

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Hey nerds, I’ve got a new look!

Rather than using the sprites, I’ll be using pics of a completely 3D rendered Bowser in all of his koopa glory. I figured that having more elaborate and emotive pics of Bowser would be more fitting for roleplaying and easier to use than sifting through tons of in game sprites. Thanks to @tsvlink25 for gathering a ton for me!

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bowser is probably gonna get beat up (RP with timefortheclimax)

@timefortheclimax​

Walking up the apartment complex, he had finally landed on room C8. For any other person, Bowser would never go out hunting for anyone, at least not on his own, he’d probably order some minions around. But this person was different. He had overheard many people saying that this woman was strikingly beautiful, some unfortunate souls saying she out-rivaled the fair Princess Peach herself. With something this important to be curious over, he had to get a look at this woman, “Bayonetta”, with his own eyes.

Knock knock knock

[thekingofkoopas]

A Look Around the Castle (RP with Mayors-Best-Friend)

@mayors-best-friend

Carrying a notebook and pencil with him, Bowser took it upon himself to go to the theme park that had just opened up. Was he excited to go on a bunch of rides? Nah, that’s something his children would do, more likely.

Instead, the koopa king was circling around the large, life-size replica of Peach’s Castle. Constantly stopping to jot down a rough sketch of the castle, Bowser furiously scribbled onto the paper, stopping to let out a frustrated grunt or grumble. He couldn’t draw straight lines all that well with his beefy hands. These pencils he took had to be made for dwarfs.

“ᴰᵘᵐᵇ ᵖᵉᶰᶜᶦᶫ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ᵈᵒ ᵃᶰʸᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ⋅ ᴳᵘʰ⋅⋅⋅”