The King in Yellow... maybe?

( baby keytocarcosa blog for the soul yay )

[thekingthatlicksyou]

hthe kign i licckyui

it/its

anon accoutn

m so tired

[thekingthatlicksyou]

*Drops shampoo on you*

EUUUUAHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[us-dms-casen333]

YES THATS A KIY.HE GROWS FUCKING.MASSIVE IN A MILLION YEARS.

... so, it's a baby?

[Looks at jar again]

... how many fingers I have?

[Raises two fingers]

- Chief doctor

[thekingthatlicksyou]

[ He chirped and just placed his hand on the jar instead. He KNOWS the number, but he just doesn't know how to say it yet. ]

wo: )

[us-dms-casen333]

[Show five fingers]

And now?

- Chief doctor

[thekingthatlicksyou]

auuuuu.,,,,, biv

[us-dms-casen333]

[Babi gets jerky stick]

You need to learn to speak better... but good job.

- Chief doctor

[thekingthatlicksyou]

[ He chirped and grabbed the jerky, chewing on it. Very sharp teeth. Yikes! ]

[us-dms-casen333]

YES THATS A KIY.HE GROWS FUCKING.MASSIVE IN A MILLION YEARS.

... so, it's a baby?

[Looks at jar again]

... how many fingers I have?

[Raises two fingers]

- Chief doctor

[thekingthatlicksyou]

[ He chirped and just placed his hand on the jar instead. He KNOWS the number, but he just doesn't know how to say it yet. ]

wo: )

[us-dms-casen333]

[Show five fingers]

And now?

- Chief doctor

[thekingthatlicksyou]

auuuuu.,,,,, biv

[us-dms-casen333]

YES THATS A KIY.HE GROWS FUCKING.MASSIVE IN A MILLION YEARS.

... so, it's a baby?

[Looks at jar again]

... how many fingers I have?

[Raises two fingers]

- Chief doctor

[thekingthatlicksyou]

[ He chirped and just placed his hand on the jar instead. He KNOWS the number, but he just doesn't know how to say it yet. ]

wo: )

[us-dms-casen333]

[ A tiny kiy plopped onto the floor and is squeaking, moving around the room its luckily trapped in. ]

( @thekingthatlicksyou )

[Chief has that look of PTSD war soldiers for a moment before realizing it's nlt another barnacle]

... what?

- Chief doctor

[thekingthatlicksyou]

euu: )

[us-dms-casen333]

[Chief grabbing fat baby and putting in a jar (non-threatening) it has a ball inside.]

[thekingthatlicksyou]

[ He is saoooo excited !!!! Jar ,.,... he is playing eith the ball, ,.., ]

[us-dms-casen333]

[Dude this thang is so weird. Chief poking the glass.]

[thekingthatlicksyou]

[ He looked over, putting a tiny hand on the glass and trying to catch Chief's hand. Yay !!! He is soo little,, ]

[us-dms-casen333]

You behave almost... childlike. Strange.

- Chief doctor

[thekingthatlicksyou]

[ He chirped and curled around the ball in the jar with him, playing with it. ]

[us-dms-casen333]

[ A tiny kiy plopped onto the floor and is squeaking, moving around the room its luckily trapped in. ]

( @thekingthatlicksyou )

[Chief has that look of PTSD war soldiers for a moment before realizing it's nlt another barnacle]

... what?

- Chief doctor

[thekingthatlicksyou]

euu: )

[us-dms-casen333]

[Chief grabbing fat baby and putting in a jar (non-threatening) it has a ball inside.]

[thekingthatlicksyou]

[ He is saoooo excited !!!! Jar ,.,... he is playing eith the ball, ,.., ]

[us-dms-casen333]

[Dude this thang is so weird. Chief poking the glass.]

[thekingthatlicksyou]

[ He looked over, putting a tiny hand on the glass and trying to catch Chief's hand. Yay !!! He is soo little,, ]

[us-dms-casen333]

[ A tiny kiy plopped onto the floor and is squeaking, moving around the room its luckily trapped in. ]

( @thekingthatlicksyou )

[Chief has that look of PTSD war soldiers for a moment before realizing it's nlt another barnacle]

... what?

- Chief doctor

[thekingthatlicksyou]

euu: )

[us-dms-casen333]

[Chief grabbing fat baby and putting in a jar (non-threatening) it has a ball inside.]

[thekingthatlicksyou]

[ He is saoooo excited !!!! Jar ,.,... he is playing eith the ball, ,.., ]

[us-dms-casen333]

[ A tiny kiy plopped onto the floor and is squeaking, moving around the room its luckily trapped in. ]

( @thekingthatlicksyou )

[Chief has that look of PTSD war soldiers for a moment before realizing it's nlt another barnacle]

... what?

- Chief doctor

[thekingthatlicksyou]

euu: )

[thekingthatlicksyou]

*pepper spraying cassilda!!*

[ Cassilda hissed quietly, covering her face. She doesn't react much to it. ]

[thekingthatlicksyou]

Shh, shh, you're okay...

[You're pet gently.

She looks at the can, then sits down next to Cassilda, so she can be near you.]

This, too, shall pass... You'll be all right.

[Cassilda receives a pat on the head.]

[ He is Sobbing. He climbed over Cassilda, laying in your hand again. Cassilda had curled up nearby as well, leaning gently into the pat. ]

[thekingthatlicksyou]

What!? Hastur, are you OK? What happened? [You're picked up and examined.]

[ He is SOBBING. 🥹🥹 Cassilda pointed to a can of pepperspray with someone running away (suprisingly fast,,,) ]

[thekingthatlicksyou]

5 SECONDS OF PEPPER SPRAY!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ Hes. then fallen over 🥹he is crying 🥹 ]

[thekingthatlicksyou]

*`15 different cards, each with a different number ranging from 1 to 15 is presented.*

Hey little guy... pick a card any card

[ He's grabbed a card with the number 5 on it and is chewing on the card. ]

[thekingthatlicksyou]

Hello, little guy! How are you doing?

[You're given a fish.]

[ He chirped, climbing down from his perch (a dune of sand) and taking the fish. He yelped, putting the fish in his mouth and scattering away from Cassilda, whom had just ALSO came down from a dune of sand and is rolling at high speeds towards him. Like bowling. ]

[thekingthatlicksyou]

Anyways, here, have this fish

*the largest salmon you have ever seen lands in front of the child*

[ He was too scared to go grab it, curled tightly in the hole he's dug. ]

[thekingthatlicksyou]

We already know the answer to this. You’ll learn to protect yourself, and you’ll feel a lot of sadness, but you make it out the other side every time. You’ll grow up to be quite strong, even if it might not be as strong as you want, you will be strong enough to protect yourself.

...