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"[ibrahim] was the object of the sultan's tender regard: an emperor knows better than most men how solitary is life without friendship and love, and suleiman loved this man more than a brother.iIbrahim was not only a friend, he was an entertaining and instructive companion. [...] he knew how to open unknown worlds to the sultan's mind, and suleiman drank in his vizier's wisdom with assiduity. they lived together; their meals were shared in common, even their beds were in the same room."
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“Alexander the Great” ⦿ Andy Warhol — Screen print
I needed kid Alexander and Hephaestion in my life like this!
I wish there was more of this part of the story, this chapter makes me so warm and fuzzy, I'm so glad it has an art now!
Artist credit: @aarual_mdl
Story: "I Am Alexander" - Ao3
Hi Dr. Reames! What do you think of the remarks made by some people that Hephaestion was a rash, spoiled and foolish person because of his quarrels with Craterus and Eumenes?
As my answer to this is pretty much the sum of my published work on Hephaistion, that might be a bit much for a Tumblr reply. Ha. It's Peter Green who said a variation on that, btw (and Plutarch supposedly quoting Alexander). Green called Hephaistion, "Tall, handsome, spoilt, spiteful, overbearing, and fundamentally stupid" (p. 465, U. Cal ed., 1991 reprint), and more or less jump-started my dissertation. (Waldemar Heckel would agree with Green, btw.)
You can find my articles on academia.edu
As for the Hephaistion-Krateros quarrel in particular (and Alexander's supposed retort telling Hephaistion he was rash and foolish), I just submitted a paper which should be out with Karanos some time next year/late this year (?), called "Cyclops vs. Wolverine: Hephaistion and Krateros, Plutarch, and Swords." It's the elaborated-on version of what I gave at the big international ATG conference here in Omaha last fall (September 2024).
The abstract might interest you (and others)....
Abstract: The tale of Hephaistion and Krateros pulling swords on each other in India, recorded only by Plutarch, may not be a real event but an anecdotal illustration of Alexander’s new Persianizing policies versus traditional Macedonian resistance, embodied by Hephaistion for the former, and Krateros for the latter. If tension between the two marshals was probable enough, as suggested by the Philalexandros-Philobasileus comparative, a physical confrontation was most likely invented by Plutarch for literary ends.
My current monograph on Hephaistion and Krateros (although I made zill headway on it this summer for a variety of reasons connected to the next ATG conference in Barcelona February 2026, and university duties) also deals with Hephaistion's reputation in more detail, and his quarrels with both Krateros and Eumenes.
I'd also point out that Eumenes quarreled with a lot of people. ;-)
I'm sorry if this sounds like a dumb question, but we hear about how much Hephaestion meant to Alexander all the time but never the reverse. Based on descriptions I'm inclined to believe otherwise, but how do we know they had a close mutual relationship at all? I feel like he could have also just been someone who knew how to make good use of the king's good graces.
Generally, I constantly wonder why there is so little known about him anyway? Considering that he was most likely the closest person to one of the greatest conquerors ever and ALSO had a high position in the military, it is strange to me that we know so little of him.
Why Don't We Know More about Hephaistion? (Or, one of the problems with Great Man history)
It’s not particularly strange to know so little given one important detail: Alexander didn’t outlive him by even a year.
In the Successor Wars that followed, it didn’t serve anyone to preserve his memory…especially not when they could elevate their own instead. This isn’t necessarily a matter of spite or resentment, but of simple ambition. Hephaistion was dead; he couldn’t help them. And he’d not been the king (seat of power), so elevating his memory couldn’t really help them to further their own. Unlike elevating Alexander’s memory, as their power came as a result of being his officers.
Also, we do know a fair bit about him compared to others—now virtual unknowns—who during Alexander’s lifetime were apparently pretty important individuals.
How many of you—WITHOUT racing to Google—can tell me anything about Aristonous, or Peithon? These were members of his personal bodyguard (Somatophylakes). And no, that does not make them faceless Men in Black/Secret Service. All Somatophylakes were quite highly placed Hetairoi from families as important as Hephaistion’s, maybe (probably) even more so.
Truth is, we know about those around Alexander who went on to become Successors, or who played pivotal roles in the drama (like Eumenes). Aristonous served those men instead…so you’ve never heard of him. Peithon might be slightly better known as he became a satrap, but he faded behind Seleukos and Antigonos and Perdikkas.
Even Krateros is unknown to the average person with only a passing interest in ATG. Kleitos is better known, and when I mention Krateros to non-specialists, they often confuse him with Kleitos … “Oh, is he the one Alexander killed in a drunken rage?” Nope. I couldn’t convince the Netflix people to include him even though he went on to become the second most important person in the empire at the end of Aleander’s life, after Hephaistion. From their point of view, his wasn’t a “recognizable” name.
So, I think it can sometimes help to get a sense of expectations. History written in that time was very much "Great Man" history, where the focus was on a particular individual and others would appear in the spotlight only when they walked on stage to interact with him.
As I’ve collected all ancient references to either Hephaistion or Krateros, it’s pretty clear that, even in the Roman world, Hephaistion was better-known. And he certainly had a much longer afterlife into the medieval and Renaissance worlds. The only surviving figures from the court to be remembered in greater detail were those who established dynasties of their own, such as the Ptolemies, Seleucids, and Antigonids. Or Eumenes, because Plutarch wrote a Life about him.
In the end, whatever you do won't matter if nobody remembers it--and writes about it. I'm opening my monograph on Hephaistion and Krateros with this famous line from Hamilton:
"Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story?"
AN OVIDIAN MIRACLE PAGE 2
A) Title drop in page two??? Don't put it past me B) Now they definitely can't return that dress.
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Mlord I appreciate the gesture, but I don't think this flower wreath you made me can replace a helmet.