the klepto corner

it's either snatch or get snatched $180 saved active october 2020

[em0-lifter]

the absolute serotonin when u show ur lifting buddy things in ur haul and they say “i didn’t even see you grab that!!” 

[pinkangelifter]

Just beeped for the first time 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 totally not stressed out of my mind 😁😁😁😁 it was because I'm dumb though and forgot about tâgś

[thekleptocorner]

TIME TO LIFT HALLOWEEN AND AUTUMN SHIT FROM BATH AND BODY WORKS YESS

[bitofaloner]

dont u just love the blurry picture haul?

ÄËŔÏE

im sheet mask x4 - 11.8

ACHE AND EMM

pink phone case - 5.99

pink rose quartz roller - 12.99

ÜLTÁ

mascara - 26

injection max plump - 29

AḾERÏCÁN ËÄGĹÉ

two pack scrunchie - 7.95

three pack scrunchie - 9.95

103.68 in total, WOW!

[thekleptocorner]

just lifted from my local walmart bc they didn’t have tofu. how was your day?

[thekleptocorner]

the halloween hauls i’m starting to see are giving me a ✨ burst ✨ of seratonin :”)

[thekleptocorner]

live

laugh

✨ lift ✨

[modernnbonnie]

Small Haul!

🌟M*ldliner $16

🌟El*sa Necklace $65

[zolift]

Totally forgot to post this!!! I am neurodivergent and I know a lot of other lifters are as well so here’s a sensory/ fidget toys haul I got the other week!! Super happy with it and if you have any questions don’t be afraid to ask!

[thekleptocorner]

⚠️ just a reminder, if you’re suffering from/recovering from an ed lift all the food you want and/or need :)

[thekleptocorner]

i could never understand why someone would genuinely purchase an item from somewhere (w the exception of small businesses), like a pair of socks or a lipstick.

like imagine finding an item you can easily slip in your pocket or in your bra and being like “hmmm i better PAY FOR THIS” 🤢

i get it if you have anxiety or something but for everyone else- no excuse. do better.

[thekleptocorner]

y’all told me to watch trinkets for good lifting tips and i did, but why didn’t anyone tell me how bad the show is LAJFOSHDOSNDIWJFIS like it sucks ass i couldn’t get thru the first ep i wish i was joking

[thekleptocorner]

y’all i just lifted in victoria’s secret for the first time and IT WAS SO EASY!!! literally just squat down to one of the bottom drawers and shove the panties from the drawer inside into your bag. it’s perfect because the big vanity drawers create a blind spot, and employees won’t see that the panties are missing until you’re long gone because they were in the messy ass drawers. i did this a couple days ago and my lifting partners didn’t even know i lifted from there until we got back home and i pulled a pair of panties outta my bag lmao

[irres-lift-ible]

blocked too many people 2day

[thekleptocorner]

lmao chains rlly be homophobic, transphobic, sexist, xenophobic, racist, ableist, greedy, and then wonder why we steal from them like-

chile maybe i wouldn’t if you paid your employees enough to care 💀

[wastelandlifting]

Was reading some criminal profiling for something I'm working on and found this

First of all we have a tag youself (I'm persistent)

Next we have some grossly outdated ideas on what techniques we're using

Who the fuck steals detatchers? King shit

Now for some LP stuff

Staff member has no power of search 🤔🤔🤔 wild

[thekleptocorner]

just went to the mall for the first time since i got caught back in january!! i got a small haul (around $40) but stayed away from the store i was caught in 😳 overall v happy!