⋆Lobotomy Chic⋆

⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩ Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩ I write poetry sometimes, and mostly reblog cool things I find. I do take requests for things as long as its not smut, do send me a few and I'll get around to them at some point. || she/her||

[ev-ml]

A CAPTAIN GOES DOWN WITH THEIR SHIP.

[valoftheisland]

Anne every time she senses Gilbert is about to propose

[vexysmexy]

Which one of you is liking and/or reposting Jason Tood fics? It has flooded my whole feed. I have not once liked a post about Jason Todd 😭

[thelastgoldfish]

hey so this wasnt me!!!!

[kabaks]

[dandelionsandderivatives]

@batrachised

[stopaskingmetocreateanaccount]

[government-cy-op]

I love being on Tumblr and no other social media because it makes me think I know what the rest of the Internet is talking about when really I have no idea. I go into school today thinking "oh boy can't wait to talk to all my friends about the dangerous crow boy who's job it is to destroy plastic" and then everyone's talking about the rapture??? The fuck???

[holybats]

tim, damian, don't look now, but your brother is aura farming behind you

[vexysmexy]

My hair is like a toxic boyfriend. Everytime I think about getting it cut it suddenly looks really great, then over the course of the next two months it will slowly go back to how it looked when I was thinking about getting it cut, (even when I wash it), and the cycle repeats.

[thelastgoldfish]

GET TRIMSSSSSS, i beg of you, theyre so wicked, just an inch off at most every 6 months and itll make ur hair feel sm thicker

[vexysmexy]

It’s not thicker that I want, my hair is already too thick 😭

[thelastgoldfish]

but do u suffer from breakage, or overly fine (not thin) wavy hair, because keeping it all the same length and trimming it regularly will prevent too many flyaways

😜

[vexysmexy]

Not breakage no just split ends, and sometimes it’s frizzy cause my hair is curly

[thelastgoldfish]

do u trim ur split ends because otherwise theyll travel up the hair shaft and make ur hair super brittle

[vexysmexy]

I’ve only ever cut my hair once 😔

[thelastgoldfish]

oh lord cut ur split ends 😶

[vexysmexy]

My hair is like a toxic boyfriend. Everytime I think about getting it cut it suddenly looks really great, then over the course of the next two months it will slowly go back to how it looked when I was thinking about getting it cut, (even when I wash it), and the cycle repeats.

[thelastgoldfish]

GET TRIMSSSSSS, i beg of you, theyre so wicked, just an inch off at most every 6 months and itll make ur hair feel sm thicker

[vexysmexy]

It’s not thicker that I want, my hair is already too thick 😭

[thelastgoldfish]

but do u suffer from breakage, or overly fine (not thin) wavy hair, because keeping it all the same length and trimming it regularly will prevent too many flyaways

😜

[vexysmexy]

Not breakage no just split ends, and sometimes it’s frizzy cause my hair is curly

[thelastgoldfish]

do u trim ur split ends because otherwise theyll travel up the hair shaft and make ur hair super brittle

[vexysmexy]

My hair is like a toxic boyfriend. Everytime I think about getting it cut it suddenly looks really great, then over the course of the next two months it will slowly go back to how it looked when I was thinking about getting it cut, (even when I wash it), and the cycle repeats.

[thelastgoldfish]

GET TRIMSSSSSS, i beg of you, theyre so wicked, just an inch off at most every 6 months and itll make ur hair feel sm thicker

[vexysmexy]

It’s not thicker that I want, my hair is already too thick 😭

[thelastgoldfish]

but do u suffer from breakage, or overly fine (not thin) wavy hair, because keeping it all the same length and trimming it regularly will prevent too many flyaways

😜

[vexysmexy]

My hair is like a toxic boyfriend. Everytime I think about getting it cut it suddenly looks really great, then over the course of the next two months it will slowly go back to how it looked when I was thinking about getting it cut, (even when I wash it), and the cycle repeats.

[thelastgoldfish]

GET TRIMSSSSSS, i beg of you, theyre so wicked, just an inch off at most every 6 months and itll make ur hair feel sm thicker

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[dysphoria-things]

staying up until 1am with your friends is like. wow we’re so fucking cool we’re so fucking badass we should go on a road trip or become famous or maybe hang out here forever because i dont wanna be anywhere that isnt with you guys im so full of love and joy and a live fast die young mentality. and staying up until 1am by yourself is like. for the third time this year i am genuinely contemplating suicide. good thing i dont have the executive function to clean up my room

[chloeinletters]

Old people were right! Handkerchiefs! Silk scarfs! Under shirts! Lockets! Post cards! Good handwriting!

[vexysmexy]

Soup spoons are so greedy. Why are they shaped like that? Do you want me eating the soup or not, asshole?

[thelastgoldfish]

okay but what kind of spoon is a soup spoon in the heathen country that you live in? do you mean this horrific emblem of torture that genuinely helps to eat absolutely nothing?

or this (which is slightly better but still kind of useless since the edges are weirdly sharp and it doesnt hold liquid well at all)

or this (i dont know what this is for and im not entirely sure why its in the post but holy shit its so ORNATE, like im attracted to a spoon right now, however its strictly for the display cabinet because i feel like it would cut up my mouth and also because it probably contains lead)

or is this one the ultimate winner? (this ones the best in my list imo)

[vexysmexy]

I mean this one yes, why is it rounded like that? It’s like it’s hoarding the soup. It’s greedy.

Don’t get me wrong they’re great for like sipping the soup off the spoon, but when you have soup with veggies in it, or like it’s the last tiny bit of soup and it sits right in the middle? Horrific. Can’t eat off that.

[thelastgoldfish]

its a very ugly shape, i feel as if boris johnson designed it or something, like it just radiates toryness.

[vexysmexy]

Soup spoons are so greedy. Why are they shaped like that? Do you want me eating the soup or not, asshole?

[thelastgoldfish]

okay but what kind of spoon is a soup spoon in the heathen country that you live in? do you mean this horrific emblem of torture that genuinely helps to eat absolutely nothing?

or this (which is slightly better but still kind of useless since the edges are weirdly sharp and it doesnt hold liquid well at all)

or this (i dont know what this is for and im not entirely sure why its in the post but holy shit its so ORNATE, like im attracted to a spoon right now, however its strictly for the display cabinet because i feel like it would cut up my mouth and also because it probably contains lead)

or is this one the ultimate winner? (this ones the best in my list imo)

[greatestlittlegiant]

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

[greatestlittlegiant]

song of the summer!!