Professional idiot. Questionable blurb writer. Gif maker. 29. Kawh/Jess, I don't mind either. Asks are never off, but if you're sending requests, then I'm slow with them and my backlog is over 100+ asks atm— as a warning.
I have enough anons blocked to start a thriving village. Don't be an ass.
I post mostly hockey and formula 1, with a lot of sprinkled nonsense inbetween.
My fresh taglist form is here -> here.
My main blurb masterlist is here, but it's also not updated to current time atm -> here.
I record hockey clips and my mega is -> here.
divider credits: @/cafekitsune + @/lunardividers
Taglist directory and explanation below ->
Tags. Got a whole bunch of them. I don't want people to see what they don't want to see, especially since I post a lot of different stuff. However this evolved of a system is relatively new.
#Kawh's Asks 🗡𓅨 <- this is my ask tag. Everybody say thank you xkit. It means I don't miss one and you can filter it out if you want.
You can block out all my blurbs by filtering out the x reader tag for each person. As a blanket kicking off the island. I tag all of my dark!au fics with #dark x, #dark!x and #dark fic. You can also filter out with #kawh talks about x tag for each player or person.
All talk of dark!au content will be under #kawh talks about dark!au.
You can also block them all by filtering the #kawh writes tag.
To search for or filter out my gifs, use the #kawh gifs x, or #kawh gifs tag. Individual block or blanket ban. Other gifs that I reblog will fall under the later mentioned #kawh talks about x tag.
If you want to filter out me talking about hockey, use the #kawh talks about hockey tag. For specific players, I'm going forward using the tag #kawh talks about x. Even if I'm talking about a specific player, it'll still come with the hockey tag version.
If you want to filter out me talking about f1, it's the same method. #kawh talks about f1 blocks all of it. #kawh talks about x also applies here.
I'd offer a tag to block out all the other random shit but that's usually just a blind queue on my phone. It's mostly just cats.
I also have blanket filter and searchable #f1 gif and #nhl gif tags. But the others are more specific.
Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.
Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.
I got lunch with my uncle and my neice, who Fifteen(tm) and i was like How Are You?
And she was just like "school sucks, my mom sucks, being fifteen sucks, i just want to grow up"
and so me, a wise and wisened newly fresh thirty year old just replied "yeah it does fucken suck!"
And when i tell you the air physically lightened up and she laughed so hard! And she told me more about why it all sucks and how she feels like no one listened to her, and they tell her to just do it, just get it done, and this girl is tired! She has so much homework and she feels like shes not smart because shes inundated with homework and school and she feels like the people in her life are not hearing her!
Just agree with people when they say something sucks for them! Offer a little sympathy, have some empathy. It does fucking suck being Fifteen.
Help! My dog keeps hunting these little animals in my yard. I don't know if this is an endangered species. Anyone has tips on how to stop dogs from doing this?
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP POSTING GORE?!?!? I'M GOING TO BE SICK!!! THANK GOODNESS MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE WORKS FULL TIME KILLING THE FOUL HOUNDS OF HER KIND OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE BEEN TURNED TO POWDER BY NOW.
I’m also uploading all my f1 footage even though they’re all mkv files because I don’t need to personally convert them. It’s also a mess until this season. It’s purely selfish recording clips vs when I tried to get everything for hockey.
I’ve gone back to not adding noise on purpose to my gifs, so if it goes badly, that’s why. I’m letting tumblr take the compression wheel to figure out how it’ll fuck my gifs on mobile again.
