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I hate that his will call their guy friends dude but not their girl friends. As long as you aren't calling me a slut or tiffany or something I don't care.

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Dear person who ventured onto private property in the middle of the night to put religious paraphernalia in my car through the window, that's creepy.

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Video: Dishwasher sign

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I need this.

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Video: Baby Eating Sour Lemon

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And thus he learns, trust no one!

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Work!!!!

14 hour shift at work? I’ll celebrate when I get paid for it. I want to die.

[thewinchesterdaily]

[innerwreck]

[blackoutforhumanrights]

“Fuck Your Breath. Shut The Fuck Up” Tulsa Cop Tells Eric Harris After He Was Fatally Shot By a Tulsa Deputy: http://nydn.us/1GXTS0Z 

“In the video, provided to the New York Daily News, a body-cam captures an officer in a foot pursuit of Harris who is subsequently tackled in the street. As the officer instructs Harris to roll onto his stomach, a gun shot is heard. ‘He shot me! He shot me, man. Oh, my god. I’m losing my breath,’ Harris said. ‘Fuck your breath. Shut the fuck up!” an officer can be heard saying.” Raw Story: http://bit.ly/1D8IM6R

“A 73-year-old reserve deputy who shot and killed a fleeing suspect Thursday during an undercover operation believed he was holding a Taser, not a gun, when the shooting occurred.” Tulsa World: http://bit.ly/1FAtATM

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You don’t shoot a guy who’s down, that’s a mega dick move.

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I didn’t know incest had a smell

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Law enforcement should use 4-year-olds to do interrogations.

Kid: who are you?

Suspect: I'm Bob.

Kid: why are you here?

Suspect: the cops think I killed my brother

Kid: why?

Suspect: I didn't kill him, he was my brother

Kid: why?

Suspect: because...he just was. We were both born from the same parents.

Kid: why?

Suspect: because we just were. Our parents had 3 kids.

Kid: why?

Suspect: they just did, okay? My brother and I were twins and then a few years later my little sister came along.

Kid: why?

Suspect: she just - look, never mind. I didn't kill my brother. I loved him.

Kid: why?

Suspect: why what - Why didn't I kill my brother or why did I love him?

Kid: why?

Suspect: I had no reason to kill my brother! Why would I want to kill my family?

Kid: Why?

Suspect: I wouldn't! I mean, we're not exactly the closest family but still...

Kid: why?

Suspect: just because.

Kid: because why?

Suspect: because I said so!

Kid: why?

Kid: whyyyy?

Kid: why why why why why why why why

Kid: whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywh-

Suspect: BECAUSE MOMMY AND DADDY LOVED MY BROTHER THE MOST

Kid: why

Suspect: he was born first! He was seven minutes older! I was always living in his shadow!

Kid: why

Kid: WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY

Kid: WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWH-

Kid: WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!

Suspect: BECAUSE HE KNEW I WAS A KILLER! I killed my family! I killed my brother!

I KILED THEM ALL!!!

Kid: why

Suspect: I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED

Kid: why

Suspect: I...I don't know.

Kid: ok. I'm gonna go play with my Legos

Head Detective: kid, we've been trying to crack this case for a year and you did it in 4 minutes.

Kid: can I have a lollipop now?

Head Detective: just one. Your mom doesn't want to ruin your dinner.

Kid: why

Head Detective: oh dear god

[textsfromthe-impala]

[imaginingsupernatural]

“Mom always said I got my looks from you.”

Requested By: truceandtrees12

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[kaz2y5-imagines]

“And what does searching for hard boiled eggs have to do with Jesus?” Cas asked, turning one in his fingers as you laid out the food coloring.

“Um. Not a lot. This is just what we do.”

“And there’s an Easter rabbit?”

“Yeah, but it’s more like Santa Claus. You don’t ever see the rabbit–it’s more of a symbol–”

“Maybe we should get a rabbit. For tradition,” Cas interjected.

“No, Cas, we don’t need a rabbit in the bunker hopping around–”

“I’m going to get a rabbit,” he said before you could finish, and his egg fell to the table as he disappeared in search of the Easter bunny.

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Happy Easter, Kazzies.

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Sitting at work bored, then I remembered, I made a Tumblr yesterday! Now I’m scrolling through pokemon posts bored...

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Pokemon is so wierd like you can hatch a fully grown sheep out of an egg

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Have you seen the newborn kangaskan’s?

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There is a misstep. Easter is the pagan holiday for fertility and spring, the Christians took it over and gave it new meaning, but didn’t change anything else. The eggs are symbols of fertility.