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Me: now that I’ve caught up on everything that’s written for the fandom I can finally organize my likes by rebloging and tagging properly!

Writers of tumblr who are apparently possessed by the power of Alexander Hamilton: I wrote more things!!!

Me:

#and it’s always so good!#tumblr writers

rotten-despair

Hey I love your writing! This isn’t a request but just letting you know that I’m your “What's the matter babe, are you feelin' blue? ” post with the house wardens. You wrote that Leona’s eyes are golden. They aren’t their green. I’m not pointing this out to be nit picky. I’m pointing it out because whenever people accuse writers of using AI they use Leona’s wrong eye color as being one of the reasons. And basically I don’t want you to be wrongly accused. Sorry hope this makes sense I wrote it kinda hastily. Hope you have a nice day!

HIS EYES ARE GREEN WHAT WAIT I GEN THOUHT THEY WERE LIKE YELLOWISH GOLD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭IVE BEENCOLORINF HIS EYES YELLOWINMHDRAWINGS FORSOLONG😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 thx for letting me know 🥹🥹 I FEEL LIKE DEUCE WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT THE EGGS DONT HAVE CHICKS UNLESS THEYRE FERTILIZED AUUGHHHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭

thelazywulf

lol Yeah he has the same eye color as Scar

Here’s a Reddit link to everyone’s eye colors incase anyone’s curious

enslavedbyfaeries

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rena-lily

Head canon: The first years love to say “ugh I’m gonna over-blot ” instead of I’m gonna kms. Every time they say it, the students around them just look concerned cause they’re the notorious group that went against their over-blotted house-wardens. Whenever they say it in front of their upperclassmen tho. There are varying reactions ranging from oh…Ok! To wtf???

They’re all equally concerned. It gets to the point where they have to hold a house-wardens meeting including vices(malleus was invited(for the first time in forever) and Ruggie bcs I mean cmon).

EACH of the first years are guilty of this btw. Like Ace and deuce say it all the time while they’re painting the roses and the other students around them just stare at them and slowly back away every time. Epel says it whenever he gets the chance(ofc not around Vil or rook unless he slips up) and let’s just say pomefiore is truly debating if their first year needs help. Jack also says it but like not that often unless like he’s really tired. So you can imagine Savanaclaws shock when they hear him say it after he got back from wherever the hell he was at with the first years(no seriously should we tell Housewarden???)(uhm no…? IDK???). Then you got ortho, Ngl I don’t know if ignihyde would be too shocked bcs let’s be honest they’re all gamers, they’ve def said some wild shit but maybe they would just slowly send a message to Idia just in case when they heard ortho say it like for the fourth time in just two minutes. Sebek? Well he wouldn’t say it often at all lile Jack but he does slip up when he’s especially tired. So you can imagine how his roommates would react to hearing him say that after he just got back from training. Like they’d be mildly concerned and debate telling someone. And finally for Yuu, THEY are the main culprit of this spread of the phrase to the other first years. They mentioned how it was a “normal” thing to say back in their world. So now they got all the first years saying it. They are also the one that uses it the most. Crewel heard them say it once and had to backtrack for a minute.

Idk me personally I say it a lot and like my friends and family are used to it but when I say it with someone outside of the usual circle without meaning to, they look at me like I’m crazy😭

jesus-can-see-you

Overblot gang: I need life advice.

Yuu , sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: you came to the right person.

2randomfishperson

The Culinary Crucible: Carp-e Diem - but it just us bully Azul

Repost also from 2022 (og).

d3m0lix

Heyyyyy I'm back, this is Part 1 of the Malleus Tomodachi. Now we at part two.

And I figured out the profiles on Ryujinx, so I might try to bring Malleus Island to life...-

How I imagine Malleus playing Tomodachi Life living the dream would go

Malleus: Child of man, why doesn't your mii like me?

Yuu: Oh, we're doing this already? What happened?

Malleus: My mii had made a wonderful confession to you on the Ferris wheel, but you rejected me despite our Ultra Friend status and you're lack of crushing.

Yuu: Oh nooo, I'm sorry... On my Miis behalf?

Malleus: I could never blame you or Child of Mii.

Yuu: What else has happened on your island?

Malleus, lore time: Well, the Noble Bell gargoyles and Night Raven gargoyles appear to be hating each other, but one from each have created what you call a Romeo and Juliet story.

Yuu: Oh??

Malleus: And when Child of Mii denied my confession, they had also denied Young Trappola's mii, breaking his heart. It took several cherry foods to cheer him up, but he eventually felt better for Spade to confess. Those two are sweethearts now.

Yuu: Awww, if only irl toooooo.

Malleus: Yes, if only the in real life.

Yuu: Eyy, you're learning. / Hornton knows lingo?

Malleus: The Shrouds have taught be well. Speaking of the Shrouds, Mama Shroud and Papa Shroud became sweethearts within the hour. I'm not sure if they had gotten into the code to ensure their relationship.

Yuu: That's cute, though.

Malleus: Indeed, however my Mii still wallows on in his little room. My mother's mii has visited to cheer me up, but my Mii is depressed.

Yuu: My mii is making me feel guilty...

Malleus: You should've seen how Asim reacted to his mii's divorce. He pulled out his mobile telephone and messaged young Neige about it, and apologized. The two still talk.

Yuu: Way to go, sunshines.

Malleus: Kingscholar's nephew has been added as well. Very energetic and follows his uncle around. Both don't eat their vegetables.

Yuu: No matter the Leona, never can catch a break.

Malleus: I wish to include Rollo next, and Lilia has suggested the two Playful Land workers.

Yuu: Well, I hope your mii gets some good luck.

Malleus: Yes... Maybe it would feel luckier of we were sweethearts with our real selves.

Yuu: What, Hornton?

Malleus: Nothing, dear child of man. Just planning out my next Miis.

Hey you hey you two @thelazywulf @l0velyl4vender

Tadaaa, I think I pinged right...- It's 3am as I do this.I do think more parts are in the question.

d3m0lix

I swear I wasn't dead on purpose, I was in a rabbit hole involving clowns. I love clowns this year. Clowns and Tomodachi.

Anyways

How I imagine Malleus playing Tomodachi Life living the dream would go

Malleus: Child of man?

Yuu: Yeah?

Malleus: I have been playing that game you and Lilia introduced to me.

Yuu: Are you liking it so far?

Malleus: Yes, quite so, however...

Yuu: What did your Miis do?

Malleus: I have tried to romance our Miis together as mine likes yours, but Child of Mii keeps falling in love with everyone, including my mother.

Yuu: Oh?-

Malleus: I have had both Shroud brothers to assist in helping our Miis become sweethearts, but even with them inside this coding, your mii still chases the hearts of others.

Yuu: Who does my Mii self like currently?

Malleus: You like no one at the moment. Young Spade's mii rejected you because he liked Young Trappola's mii.

Yuu, incredibly invested in the mii dynamics: Oh?? What else goes on?

Malleus, info dump: Well, after I included all of our classmates and teachers, I included my mother, father, grandmother, Silver's parents, Viper's sister upon her request, Schoenheit's rival, and Henric, though Henric lives alone in the far corner. My family all live together, and Lilia visits them often.

Malleus: I added the Ramshackle ghosts and some gargoyles as well, they all live in a house together. I managed to sort everyone into their dorms. The faculty live together, and very realistically. Professor Trein has a pet treasure cat I made to look like Lucien, and Professor Crewel has many dog treasures. You live with Grim, of course.

Malleus: Both Rosehearts and Diamond's Miis like Clover. Young Trappola like you, Spade likes Trappola, Howl likes Spade, and Felmier likes Howl. Sebek has not liked anyone once, though Young Shroud's mii has tried to befriend him.

Malleus: The Octavinelle dorm managed a love shape of some sort. The Leech brothers like Ashengrotto, Ashengrotto likes Viper, and Viper fell in love with a gargoyle. Viper's sister fell in love with both Leech brothers before her current love interest, Silver's father. Asim had fallen in love with Neige, but they divorced.

Malleus: Schoenheit and Hunt have been married very steadily, and the Shroud Miis are living on a faux Isle of Woe. Shroud has a very small island for himself, but appears to be crushing on Bucchi's mii. Kingscholar sleeps most of the time, and has a scuffle with my own mii, but he doesn't seem to care to socialize.

Malleus: I plan to make the Shroud parents next. The Headmage's Mii and my father's mii bonded very fast.

Yuu: That's a lot to take in... I love it so much. But how come you're so dead set on our Miis getting together?

Malleus: I had set Grim as a child of a single parent. I'm sure he wouldn't mind another one.

Yuu: Suuuure. Well, make sure you keep me updated on your Miis.

Malleus: Yes, of course.

jetsamsoul

Oml #idiots

squeezin-time

Curse is almost broken and no one is going to suggest throwing a ton of glow sticks in the pool for a Floyd rave party?!

“HEY WAIT YEAH. WHERE ARE MY GLOWSTICKS??”

(7/10)

thelazywulf

Here ya go 👍

cornycornbread

ugh i need to talk about leona’s dream because it’s genuinely one of the most interesting parts of book 7 to me

honestly if i were leona i’d probably be frustrated with how sunset savanna was being run too 😭😭

because yes, falena clearly cares about his country, but there’s something deeply uncomfortable about building giant water-themed infrastructure to celebrate cheka’s birth while huge portions of your population still struggle with access to water itself

and that’s the thing about leona people miss

at his core, he does care about sunset savanna

he wants improvement. he wants progress. he wants to help people

but he’s trapped in a country that heavily values tradition and hierarchy, where “the circle of life” mentality basically becomes an excuse for why things can’t change. and because he was born second, nobody wants to hear his ideas in the first place

that’s why ruggie’s dream is so important too

because ruggie’s ideal version of leona is a king who actively improves the country, funds schools, creates opportunities. the savanaclaw boys see leona’s potential as a leader. they respect him because they know he’s capable

and that’s part of what makes his dream so tragic!!!

because malleus gives him exactly what he supposedly wants. the crown. the throne. the position that was denied to him his entire life

and leona is still miserable

his self-loathing is so overwhelming that even inside a dream literally designed to make him happy, he can’t believe in it. he keeps insisting nobody understands his pain, his loss, the emptiness of finally getting what he wanted

because deep down, leona doesn’t actually believe becoming king would fix him

and i think that’s the most important part

malleus misunderstood leona’s desire completely. leona hates that the opportunity was stolen from him because of birth order, but he would never want someone else to suffer the same fate he did. he knows exactly how crushing that feeling of uselessness is

which is why his dream immediately starts rotting from the inside out

and what makes this even crazier to me is that leona’s subconscious seems to realize almost instantly that the dream wasn’t naturally his. like his mind recognizes the outside interference and forcibly twists the dream into something else entirely

instead of accepting the fantasy, his own subconscious overpowers it and reshapes it into a reality fueled by his self-hatred

that’s INSANE when you remember this is malleus we’re talking about. one of the strongest mages in the entire setting

and yet leona’s belief that he is fundamentally unworthy, fundamentally destructive, fundamentally “wrong” is so strong that it corrupts the dream itself

malleus tries to give him happiness and leona’s mind responds with no. this is what would really happen

even then, there are parts of the dream his mind refuses to corrupt. people he genuinely respects, like kifaji, stay intact. which honestly makes the whole thing hurt even more because it shows that underneath all the bitterness, leona does still have people he values deeply

in the end, the dream wasn’t just about leona becoming king

it was about the fact that leona genuinely cannot imagine a world where having the crown wouldn’t destroy him too