why am I like this

just a man with a meme to disgust you with my color choices of this shitstain of a blog

[ask-ciaphas-cain]

From /r/tyranids:

God I LOVE weird little six year olds. Someone please get her a wee ripper costume immediately.

[transmechanicus]

I hope she gets her termagant costume so bad🥺

[sillyman-justgoofy]

I think we should ban every twitter account that’s not like this to fix the website

[staffs-secret-blog]

[staffs-secret-blog]

Guys. I do not think he was joking when he said this

[ilajue]

everyone thank evilmario666 for firing the rent-lowering gunshots

[prevailing-gleam]

You mean that anti-shifter piece of shit? Everyone also curse evilmario666's name for using his jk rowling hate as an excuse to bully the reality shifting community. Even if he fired the rent-lowering gunshots, that won't excuse his shitty actions, he's on my DNI for a reason

[ilajue]

everyone thank evilmario666 again

[medievaljournalist]

a dragon is attacking the city but thankfully im safe in my car

[jellogram]

Did you guys ever see the car that got into an accident with a truck carrying hagfish

Can you even imagine being this person. Imagine you call your insurance and tell them you got in an accident. They ask what happened and you have to tell them your car got fucking hagfished

[garbage-empress]

Once again the government tries to conceal the existence of dragons from us.

[qqchurch]

would you download a gundam?

[heyallnorahere]

You Wouldn't Download A カリバーン

[iapislazuli]

Guys I’m going to be so bare naked ass honest with you we had a house fire tonight and I was standing in the kitchen with the flaming stove reading the Wikipedia page for fire

[huethemudluff]

(via @microwaiver)

[guinreds]

Guys i finally got the Leon keychain i was trying so hard to get him!

[bogleech]

What do you MEAN this was the original "kind of a milf?!?!??!?"

THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT QUOTED WAS ON SOMEONE'S SELFIE AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE SOURCE

[thelemon608v2]

[09wooglenotabutt09]

The secret objective when playing yahtzee is to see how long you can roll the dice in the cup for before someone says anything about it.

[tillman]

Walking up to the setup to play my ggxrd set at a local and a fucking roach crawls out from under the table and scrambles to the middle of the folding chair next to mine and the to puts a normal size ps5 controller in front of it. I dont start sweating bullets until it through a series of fast but intensive inputs selects johnny

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weirdness-is-good]

[nudityandnerdery]

"Yes, yes, I know how capitalism works."

[4ltblr]

[under-cloud-and-star]

pick which of these things you could most easily live with your otherwise wonderful spouse believing?

The moon landing was faked.

The Roswell Incident really was aliens.

Bigfoot is real.

Nessie is real.

The moon is a hologram.

The earth is flat.

The earth is hollow.

Atlantis was real and had sci-fi level tech.

The pyramids and sphynx were built by Napoleon's men.

All mummies discovered in Egypt are actually fakes made of paper mache.

Voting ended onOct 20, 2023

[teaboot]

Fake moon landing: "I don't trust the government" and "I'm dubious of what is scientifically possible"- Frustrating, but understandable. 7/10.

Roswell aliens: "I dont trust the government" and "I enjoy scientific discoveries"- Palatable. No racist undertones. 9/10.

Bigfoot: "Lack of evidence is not proof of nonexistence"- Palatable, understandable, flawed, weird in a fun way. Kooky more than harmful. 8/10, would buy them bumper stickers and novelty T-shirts for Christmas.

Nessie: Bigfoot with a European maritime twist. 8/10. Taking full advantage to encourage a Scotland vacation.

Moon is fake: "I don't trust anything I can't touch". Aggravating. Probably doesn't wash hands, either. The annoying uncle at Thanksgiving dinner. Amusing to watch as long as you don't get invested. 4/10

Earth is flat: Trendy but stupid. "The government and science are both liars". Half points for being half right, but docking more for being basic as hell. 2/10

Hollow earth: Points for creativity. Loses a few for, again, being dumb as hell. An intriguing Brendan Frasier-esque sense of whimsy and adventure. 5/10, would take the opportunity to go spelunking on long weekends.

Advanced Atlantis: Doesn't sound racist at first but definitely branches out into racism. If it's surface-level "Atlantis existed and had cool stuff" it's a 6/10, but if it's "Atlantis still exists in a bubble at the bottom of the ocean and had flying cars and shit" it's a 2/10.

Pyramids built by Napolean: Racist and dumb, and probably too dumb to realize it's racist. Not sure if that's better or worse. 0/10

Egyptian Mummies are fake: Dumb. Never heard of it before but refuse to validate it with research. Either very dumb and also racist or just very dumb. We literally have Egyptian mummies. Rich white people used to eat them for fake medicine. What are you talking about. -5/10

[quasi-normalcy]

"Hollow Earth" and "Flat Earth" are absolutely indicative of deeper conspiratorial mindset; avoid at all costs. "Moon landing was fake" and "Moon is a hologram" are insulting to me as a scientist; avoid at all costs. "Advanced Atlantis," "Pyramids," and "Mummies" are all probably indicative of a deeper reactionary or racist mindset; avoid at all costs. "Nessie," "Bigfoot," and "Roswell" are silly but acceptable.

[ace-and-ranty]

Here in the monsterfucking website, we are fine with monsters and aliens, but we do NOT excuse defamation of the moon, cause we need her for werewolves.