The Lesbian Tom Cruise™️

You should know who I am

[captainaudax]

thought that were his boobs for a second ❤️

[thelesbiantomcruise]

Those are his boobs. He stole them from Lara Croft(Haley Atwell)

[muffinwalloper]

Benthan (female Ethan)

[thelesbiantomcruise]

Why is it straight and not Yuri?

[cruisefessions]

“i want to eat out his armpits”

[thelesbiantomcruise]

But saying he's a lesbian isn't a serious confession? Okay bro

[cruisefessions]

I also posted yours who are you talking to 😭

[thelesbiantomcruise]

FUCK WHAT???? MAN I'M SORRY! I'm dumb as fuck!

[bravo-echo-11]

HAS ethan had sex with someone for a mission... and if so when was the last time

[thelesbiantomcruise]

Nyah Nordoff-Hall in mission impossible 2. He didn't necessarily HAVE to have sex with her for the mission but imf knew he was a hot and horny idiot who can't resist a bit of boob

[benthan-grandprix]

After the podcast with McQ I'm scared that he will not direct top gun 3 (yeah I know that a lot of people don't even believe this movie will be made but still). That podcast made me so sad I wish I had money to found a studio for him to make all the films he wants to make.

I wish I could tell him that Fallout is the best action movie of the decade for many people and many people put Rogue Nation or Fallout in their fav action movies lists.

[thelesbiantomcruise]

HE'S NOT THE ONE TO DIRECT THE THIRD TOP GUN! Yes, he made Fallout, but he also made The Final Reckoning which I will forever claim is the worst installment of the franchise. WE DON'T NEED HIM DIRECTING THE THIRD TOP GUN! I love McQ, and I know he wrote the second screenplay, but he doesn't know how to end a franchise.

Spoilers

The fact that Ethan is STILL ALIVE even after that fucking fall from the plane is such a nothing way to end the story. 8 movies and a showing of the new team at the end? ETHAN'S DEATH WOULD'VE MOTIVATED THEM EVEN FURTHER!

AND IN MAVERICK? HE SHOULD'VE DIED! HE SHOULD'VE BEEN MADE INTO THE HERO! AND IF HE DOESN'T DIE IN THE THEORETICAL THIRD TOP GUN, THEN IT'LL CONFIRM THAT HE'S TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING IDIOT TO KNOW HOW TO END A FRANCHISE

[scenesandscreens]

Mission: Impossible - The Final Recknoning (2025)

Director - Christopher McQuarrie, Cinematography - Fraser Taggart

"You've always been on the right side, brother. Always. Never forget, our lives are not defined by any one action. Our lives are the sum of our choices. I have no regrets. Neither should you."

[thelesbiantomcruise]

RELEASE THE FIVE HOUR MCQUARRIE CUT PLEEEEASE

[icemavslastbraincell]

Happy Pride Month to these two and their dumbass gay antics

[thelesbiantomcruise]

Oh that man is YEARNING in the background

[cruisefessions]

”Why won't he make another romcom...Thomas please. McQ won't be mad.”

[thelesbiantomcruise]

They're making a romcom, starring him and me. And it's called "Tom Cruise is a lesbian(Because he is)!"

Happy pride month

[thelesbiantomcruise]

Happy pride month! Tom Cruise is a lesbian and I will NOT be anonymously shamed by a confession account looking for "serious confessions only" as if "I want to pinch his cheeks" is a fucking confession. Happy pride to everyone else.

[bravoechoes]

if you exclude Grace doing CPR on Ethan the last on-screen kiss he has is the very non-consensual one with Alanna in Fallout. once again thank you very much mr mcquarrie for everything

[thelesbiantomcruise]

It was actually supposed to be with me but they cut it out because it was "irrelevant to the story"

[itsacruelsummerwithyou2]

okay yeah val kilmer made iceman gay on purpose what the fuck was tom cruise’s excuse

[thelesbiantomcruise]

He's already gay. That's why Maverick is so homoerotic

[midnightcowboy1969]

[thelesbiantomcruise]

He's so boyfailure I love him

[blackrun]

the cut to mav's jolly ass gets me every time

[thelesbiantomcruise]

He's so 🙂

[cruisefessions]

”I just know Tom's thighs are the best head rests in the world”

[ckerouac]

So Top Gun is back in theaters for its 40th anniversary, and I’ve never actually seen it so I figured, yeah, danger zone, let’s go do this, love a morning movie.

…I have never watched a movie that was so insistent on its heterosexuality that it cycles right over to being one of the gayest movies that I’ve ever watched.

[thelesbiantomcruise]

Testosterone was too high

[randomtacoscry]

Did I just go spend over 5 hours at the theatre to watch a double feature of my favorite top gays?

Yes.

[thelesbiantomcruise]

No shame in that! I did the same thing!

[johnanderton]

TOP GUN (1986), dir. Tony Scott

[thelesbiantomcruise]

Girl I just ended my period and I'm ovulating again God DAMN