[outrageauxbonnesmoeurs]

Vintage women being badass. You’re welcome.

[love-as-thou-wilt]

Don’t fool yourself into thinking ladies were demure and silent in the past. 

[just-grasping-at-straws-deactiv]

I would like more female characters being this open

[stop-that-llama]

“I’ll die for you.” 

 “Thanks.” 

[ruinedchildhood]

[thebattleblog]

a wild egg appeared?

everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!

[pistachi0corner]

Great!

[jordymariesays]

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

[curious-name-deactivated2018121]

WHAT

[stephrc79]

So I’m staying at a friend’s house in Boston

And in their guest room is a door.

And my first thought was closet. Just an ordinary, tiny, New England closet.

But no!

There are STAIRS in that closet!

Now where do those stairs go, you may ask?

Up to the black void attic of course.

But you know, it doesn’t seem to end there.

Because for reasons no one seems to know, this door deadbolts from inside. There’s nothing but a black void up there. Why must it lock on that side of it???

Of course, it was then that I spotted something else.

Why yes, those ARE scratch marks on the inside of the door. Which, one might think dog because they’re so low on the door (only a third of the way up).

But you know, this wouldn’t be fun if that was all there was.

That deadbolt has scratches all around it too.

Funzies!

Because guess what.

That deadbolt is five feet off the ground. And there is no dog in this house tall enough to reach it.

Pretty sure I just entered a horror film.

[teratomarty]

Gotta love Boston architecture.

[daxdraggon]

You’re friend’s a werewolf don’t be afraid just support them.

[onlinegirl420]

me on the first day of september

[gahdamnpunk]

Pitbulls are precious. People who dedicate their lives to hunting them down and killing them deserve to die

[thelifeofareyounada]

*10pm*

Me: Aww Yes...time for bed, I’ve been waiting for this moment all day.

Brain: WAIT.

[jamplifiedwords]

I can't wait

I can’t wait to see those 2 lines on a pregnancy test…

I can’t wait to see my husbands face when I tell him we finally did it, we finally got pregnant…

I can’t wait to hear the heart beat for the first time…

I can’t wait for morning sickness, fatigue, exhaustion, peeing my pants a little, and stretch marks…

I can’t wait to feel life inside of me and watch my husbands face when he feels the kick for the first time…

I can’t wait to share my story with family and friends…

I can’t wait to stop TTC…

I can’t wait to go through hours of painful labor…

I can’t wait to see those little eyes looking back at me…

I can’t wait to breastfeed for the first time…

I can’t wait to not have to worry about anything but the life in my arms…

I am so tired of waiting… waiting is all I do.

[elsolsobrehabana]

“Do not mistake my solitude for sadness. I am at peace with my thoughts. I am at peace with myself.”

— euphhonic (via wnq-writers)

[thelifeofareyounada]

When you decide to go to the gym with your fit friends

[thelifeofareyounada]

I live in a family of coincidences..

My mother and step-aunt share a birthday June 6th.

My stepsister shares one with my sister March 10th.

My grandmother shares one with my niece September 24th.

My husband shares one with my brother November 4th. 

not done yet...

BOTH of my exes shared a birthday with someone in my family too.

One with my stepsister and sister.

The other with my mother and step-aunt.

NOW it looks like my next neice might share a birthday with her step-uncle...March 3rd. 

WTFFFF

[hodlmyvodka]

Ukrainian swimmers

[sovietshopaholic]

These fucking Russian memes

[sixpenceee]

Julia Was a Clever Girl

by reddit user IPostAtMidnight

Julia knew she was smart. She was one of those clever children, the kind of child who figures out early on that parents aren’t all-powerful and all-knowing.

Keep reading

[albinoninetales]

playing pokemon as a kid

playing pokemon as an adult

[badnewsbun-deactivated20170816]

[antiandrogen]

he did it

[d0gbl0g]

good job baby

[corackadile-deactivated20170207]

I’m so proud and I don’t even know who this dog is

[thelifeofareyounada]

When you hear your customer say “What plans do you have today?” Then when you respond you realize she wasn't talking to you....