im going insane. are you?

[foulserpent]

me: (listens to ‘take on me’)

me, who was not alive in the 80s: god this really brings me back

[enchantedfaeryforeste]

[2-shane-s]

He think he duck

[pineandthistle]

[versaceslut]

me and my hunties arriving at the funeral of my second sugar daddy

[shesmelancholy]

[thelizardofhope]

[flamboyantly]

YOU’RE WELCOME

[notherenottherenotanymore]

If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.

[tlredgravity-deactivated2017081]

why was this calculated

[thelizardofhope]

I would’ve done it myself but I’m dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies

[notherenottherenotanymore]

If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.

[tlredgravity-deactivated2017081]

why was this calculated

[loveysapphic]

the fact that tumblr made it possible to post in rainbow is another great accomplishment of twenty gayteen

[livelife-havefun-partyhard-deac]

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

[pixelfighter]

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

[the-robotic-strawberry-deactiva]

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

[nonomella-deactivated20171016]

oh my god he’s so into it

[nandalorian]

metal

[sharkiealami]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Okay, but this is more historically accurate than 300.

[minuty]

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[bunjywunjy]

that actually is how frogs drink, so mission accomplished!

I hope the universe rewards your kindness.

[memesandlaughs]

[frawgs]

eats a peanut before i suck ur dick so my throat closes and creates a tighter grip

[campcrystallake1980-deactivated]

do you take constructive criticism on your posts?

[frawgs]

there is absolutely nothing to critique here

[theboywhoreadsbooks]

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[corbis]

[stillhereunfortunately]

this is a good hole and i would like to lurk in it

[oculoslux]

That’s Carlsbad caverns. Hope you like bats and birds.

[stillhereunfortunately]

i do, i would like to crouch amongst the bats and birds