Twinsies

Hank and Hugh Lizard. 17 year old farm boys trying to make it through high school. Hank is in REGULAR TEXT Hugh is in ITALICS (( AU side blog made originally from Elder Scrolls OC's. Numerous junk AU stuff will be posted here! Original blog: http://lizardchampion.tumblr.com/ )

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DICK SUCKER. GO BACK TO YOUR FARM. NYEH.

YER THE DICK SUCKER

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Bet yeh thought of touchin' it too. I've touched it. It's pretty damn nice. B) Then he hit me with his pompoms. (( waits for froo to kill snipah now))

I do not wanna touch

his nasty little ass.

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Uh huh, sure yeh do. Yeh both act like yeh have crushes on eachother with all th' pokin' yeh do to eachother. Even ask Hank, he probably sees it too.

Ya do stare at his butt a lot-

I WILL HIT YOU WIT YER HOCKYSTICK.

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Yeah yeh do. Yeh even watch when he does th' bloody splits. [He SNORTS.] (( GOD ROBERT OMG. ))

GH-

I WATCH BECAUSE I HOPE HIS SCRAWNY ASS WILL BREAK IN HALF. LITTLE SHIT.

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Yeh stare at his ass when he's bouncin' around. Why not?

NO I DON'T.

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YEH SHOULD ASK FRUITCUP OUT. We could do a double date or somethin'.

AH HA

HA HA HA

NO.

WHY TH' FUCK WOULD I ASK HIM OUT.

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N' I pulled off gettin' a date with yer brother... by it probably not comin' off as an actual date n' more like us jes gettin' food. B| .... WOT DO I DO, MATE.

YA WHUT

HOW TH' HELL DID YA-

I don' even. Good on you fer not makin' him give ya a dirty look fer five seconds.

HOW SHOULD I KNOW I DON' DATE GUYS.

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So, when yeh gonna ask out th' fruitcup, huh?

Why th' fuck wouldI ask 'm out?

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[SNRK] A match made in heaven, I tell yeh.

ROB

DON' EVEN.

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I AM NOT A FRUIT CUP YOU CUP CAKE.

FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT

GAYER THANA FUCKIN' TWINKIE.

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AHAHAHA SNORT HAhahaaa. Ahem. Watch where you're going, cowprick.

/KICKS/ FRUIT CUP.

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/Sticks leg out as to trip a certain redheaded dipshit./

/FUMBLES A LITTLE/ HEY.

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Yer brother. Hank? He's got a date. B) Guess who it's with.

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....Wh-

How th' fuck did ya pull that off.

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Yer brother's got a date. Guess who it's with.

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......................WHUT

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HEHEHEHEH. HUGH. HEY HUGH.

Whut?

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/Spitballs./

Hugh: Th' Fuck?

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PRIIIIIIIIIICK.

ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.