→ if you lock it i'll pop it!

"People always expected me to do beauty pageants and bake cookies and all that crap, but I kinda went the other way. So. Talk to me, goose. What's your deal, huh?" Melanie Garcia | 27 | Ex-Contra Security Agent | Lock Picker | Safe Cracker | Pickpocket. [Independent Breaking In RP. ON SEMI-HIATUS]

[misatentionspan]

[thelockpicker]

Not so anonymous, but that you're back. :D

AW! I’m so glad to be back! <333

[thelockpicker]

+wantedhunter

-- Do I know you?

[doitdean-deactivated20120524]

Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously tell you one thing they secretly like (or dislike) about you.

[bluejaysong]

Loving me is asking for disaster.

six words; forty-seven. (via pyrrhichia)

[wallflxwers]

Au’s that I still really would like to do;

The Morning After; Muse A and muse B spend the night together but upon waking in the morning, neither remember any of the events of the night prior.

Teacher’s Pet; Muse A is a student and is in one of muse B’s classes, and after a while they begin to speak. At first it’s only academic-related but soon their conversations begin to wander, and so do their thoughts.

Job Offer; Muse A recently moves to a new town where they know nobody and doesn’t have much in their name. They meet muse B who offers them a job that pays well, only to find out that the job is basically to become muse B’s personal “assistant” behind closed doors.

All Bets Off; Muse A is convinced by friends to befriend muse B and try to get them to sleep with them within the next month but as they begin to become closer, muse A can feel feelings growing for muse B; muse A in turn wants to call the bet off with their friends, but cannot.

Highschool Sweethearts; Muse A and muse B were deeply in love in highschool, but once college rolls around they loose touch. Eventually, years later muse A is planning their wedding and bumps into muse B (could be wedding planner or something) and as they begin to speak again, they realize that they are still in love with one another.

Toxic/Destructive Relationship; Pretty self-explanatory. I want lots of possessiveness over one of my muses, struggle for dominance and control issues between the two.

Abusive Ex; Muse A had an abusive ex and muse B tries their best to help you forget about the past and prove to muse A that not only will they not hurt them, but also protect them.

Sneaking Around; Again, pretty self explanatory. Either one muse or even both muses are in a relationship with someone else, but still agree to meet with one another to hook up on the regular. 

Firsts; Muse A has never been kissed and is incredibly shy; Muse B has seen and been through it all and is very boisterous. When both muses meet each other at an acquaintance’s house party, what will happen? Will they hate each other, or will love blossom?

*Disclaimer: Not all of these are my original ideas.*

[thelockpicker]

+blindpyro

What's crackin', man?

[thelockpicker]

"Touch my bike, lose a finger."

"Go ahead bucko, I dare you."

[hellsbraveknight]

presents; melanie

[hellsbraveknight]

[ text ] Are too!

[ text ] That sounds incredibly kinky wow mels

[ text ] I’m at home, where I usually am nowadays. Why??

[thelockpicker]

[ text ] ...GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER PIXIE.

[ text ] Geez and here I thought I was the perverty one.

[ text ] I'm coming over. Now. Prepare food and movies. And food.

[angelic37]

Watching for the plot advent calendar | day 8 Michael Rosenbaum in Breaking In (1x03)

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

"I like second chances. I’ve given people second chances. You have fall-outs with friends, and forgiveness is a great thing to have. It’s not easy to forgive. I definitely don’t forget, but I do forgive."

[hellsbraveknight]

presents; melanie

[hellsbraveknight]

Alessia on the other hand, was very organised. She had shoes lined up in one row, coats in the others, shirts, dresses, skirts and so on. Apart from fashion, the rest of her life was probably just like Melanie’s closet! Feeling her phone vibrate, she clicked open the messages and smiled. God she had missed this woman.

[ text; ] Aw don’t get sentimental on me now Mels!!!

[ text; ] Don’t sweat it. And there’s no need for a present in return! Just get your ass round mine and see me. It’s been forever.

[ text; ] Hahaha, that’s what you think! But we’ll see ;)

[thelockpicker]

[ text ] I'm not!

[ text] Aw yeah, my ass misses yours too.

[ text ] Actually, about that...

[ text ] Where are you right now?

[thelockpicker]

hellsbraveknight said: omg no don’t apologise! i HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH THOUGH LIKE SERIOUSLY -extra face touching&hugging- APART FROM LOADS OF WORK, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? <33

// -HARDCORE FACE TOUCHING BECAUSE YES- I'VE BEEN GOOD I GUESS. JUST WORK AND CLASSES AND WORK ERRYDAY. howve you been? :D

[hellsbraveknight]

presents; melanie

IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!!

I’m sorry I can’t come round and see you today. It’s just really hectic at home. We’ll have to meet up New years and have a proper celebration though! xx

Have a good one Mel!!

                                                     - Alessia ❤                                    [ open presents ]

[thelockpicker]

First there was one blink, pure mesmerization over such a simple yet perfectly thought present, and then a smile wormed its way up to the thief's lips - Alessia. That woman knew her too well; not that she ever minded it, though. She folded it messily, (because she wasn't, had never been and would never be a goddamn tidy person- look at that shipwreck she called her closet) before slipping out her phone, texting right away.

[text] Thank you Alessia. Merry Christmas to you too.

[text] I had a good one. Would have been perfect with you around though.

[text] And it does look hot. I'm late but you'll get your present soon. See you around pixie.

[text] PS. No one can steal from me.

[beautifulodette]

[thelockpicker]

Esquire Magazine Outtakes

[thelockpicker]

HEY. First of all, I wanted to say that I'm truly, truly sorry for disappearing a lot and just all in all being a crap ass partner; college and work have both pushed me back from doing any role play related things. It sucks, and I genuinely feel horrible because I miss threading with all y'all so much :( but good news is, semester break's coming up real soon and while I can't promise anything, I really hope I'll able to get back on tracks when it comes around. Again, I'm so, so sorry for my absence <3

[inboxideas]

send me a (≚ᄌ≚)ƶƵ for my character's reaction to yours crawling into bed with them.

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