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Sade Olutola
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Product Placement
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if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Three Goblin Art
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@thelocuspocus
Ive had this saved in my phone since April
tom hardy saying he feels at odds with his status as a male action hero bc he feels "intrinsically feminine" is miles and miles more gender fuckery than anything harry styles has done in his entire career
boyband boy could never effortlessly be this
The full quote (asked if he had sex with men):
"Of course I have. I'm an actor for fuck's sake. I've played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I'm in my thirties, it doesn't do it for me. I'm done experimenting but there's plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine. A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don't feel it. I feel intrinsically feminine. I'd love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside. Maybe my masculine qualities come from overcompensating because I'm not one of the boys."
hot singles with empty blogs in your area won’t stop following you! you can’t block them fast enough! it’s too late! they have taken the bridge and the second hall. we have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. the ground shakes… drums. drums in the deep. we cannot get out. a shadow moves in the dark… we cannot get out. they are coming.
The idea of obliviously pissing off death so bad he decides to come for you early is so funny to me
Cars Fanfic Author Problems:
“Wait a minute can they even do this they’re freaking cars”
You start to write something about ears or hands and then you remember like “…oh wait-”
getting anxious about putting human food in a scene so you just say oil to make it less conflicting
C A R H U G S …
“THEY’VE GESTURED WITH THEIR TIRES LIKE TEN TIMES ALREADY DO SOMETHING ELSE YOU STUPID VEHICLES LIKE I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASE MAKE IT EASIER FOR ME”
unsure about how to make a scene more dynamic cause the characters can really only just sit there talking to each other
“IS. LIGHTNING. MCQUEEN. OOC. I SWEAR HE’S OOC IN THIS SCENE”
Or, alternatively: “IS ANYONE IN-CHARACTER IN THIS SCENE OH GOD I DON’T KNOW THIS SERIES AT ALL DO I I’M HORRIBLE”
“wait do they even have windshield wipers”
“how far can they stretch their axles out like arms omg this must read so awkward”
when you have to write Mater’s dialogue and you start to say it out loud in the Larry the Cable Guy voice cause good God how do you write that voice properly (i.e. occasional horrid grammar and/or catchphrases)
*incoherent screaming about car anatomy*
“Okay would McQueen really cry here no he’d hold it in- but wait a second wouldn’t it be more powerful if he broke down here- alright listen up here-”
“OKAY IS IT THE ENGINE OR THE BATTERY THAT’S THE HEART I’M SO CONFUSED AND I’M THE ONE WRITING IT”
i’ve never been more baffled by any single post on this website and i’ve been here for four years
Typically you really really don’t want cars to hug
AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON as TANGERINE BULLET TRAIN (2022) dir. David Leitch
#go off king tell us whodunnit we’re listening intently 👀
DANIEL CRAIG as BENOIT BLANC in Knives Out (2019) // Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc in GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2022) dir. Rian Johnson
GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY 2022, dir. Rian Johnson
Glass Onion + Text posts
"Could Benoit Blanc have stopped Light Yagami?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
#KOBENI SWEEP 😍
DENJI! SHE'S TRYING TO TURN YOU INTO A WEAPON, DENJI! IT'S ANOTHER GIRL TRYING TO KILL YOU! DENJI! I KNOW YOU WANT A GENUINE CONNECTION WITH OTHERS BUT IT'S GOING TO HURT REAL BAD, DENJI! DENJI!
Don’t go wasting your emotion Lay all your love on me
smart people reading smart books!
Redraw of that one Onion article ft Aki