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[scribblebunnys]

-readying the crabs- shhhh not yet my friends....

[cyberglittter]

anai akuei

[queenaegon]

i understand all that shit about honor and knighthood and solemn vows but “kingslayer” is simply a bad insult. it sounds cool as fuck. might as well call him the landlord annihilator or the billionaire’s bane.

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[handsomeamoeba]

Dragon Age: The Veilguard as Text Posts [Part 1]

[kosmogrl]

[viewfindercomics]

oh hey, the TAZ Don’t Let’s Start animatic, yeah I loved making that—IT’S BEEN NEARLY A DECADE????

anyways, balance is still one of the best shows out there, rewrote my brain chemistry when I was 16 and made me believe in the power of love. (and thanks for almost 900,000 views <3)

[banana-ge-ge]

"Gone yet not forgotten."

This is such a widofjord moment for me 🤲🧡💚

[clonerightsagenda]

telling my parents' cat that she has shoujo legs

[clonerightsagenda]

The other one has disproportionately huge paws so Yaoi Hands and Shoujo Legs: the manga sisters

[blearbyes]

aw mannnn my astronomers got fucked up and evil.. cant have shit in montreal

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

[klapollo]

Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.

Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[revvethasmythh]

in general though, we are not talking nearly enough about the soon-to-be caleb and little baby halfling concepts. he's literally going to be holding a little baby halfling. his best friend's little baby, whom he is the godfather of. we need to be talking about this more

[revvethasmythh]

you know who else is going to be holding a little halfing baby? CADUCEUS. imagine that 7ft tall firbolg holding a little baby that is barely bigger than his hands. imagine it for me

[revvethasmythh]

okay one more person: imagine yasha holding that baby now. cradling them and rocking them to sleep with a silly lullaby. take my hand. let's imagine these things together

[occidentalavian]

to help visualize this, here's a human holding a halfling baby (as well as a halfling holding a human baby) from the manga Dungeon Meshi.

literally 2 apples tall

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry