The Lonely Bard

Any/All - Refer to as Bard or OP. Just your friendly neighborhood Critical Role lover. 🔞NO MINORS🔞

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I know it's not his style, but I'm holding out for Travis to give us a twink. One more twink for CR4, please and thank you.

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After much consideration and research, I've decided that Azune needs to get pounded by an Einfasen. Any will do, I'm not picky.

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As much as I love this between time when everyone has their favorite potential ships, I'm also super excited for when romantic interests and relationships actually start developing outright. I love seeing the romance happen.

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Kattigan is simultaneously the best comic relief and the most tragic bastard to ever live.

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Occtis being so so careful with Thimble all the time. Thimble is just begging him to shove his tongue in her. She WILL be okay she PROMISES.

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TRAVIS - NEW CHARACTER PREDICTIONS

• Monk

• Cleric

• Druid of a different circle than Thaisha.

• Mara the Wing

• Someone who can pound Wick into the mattress like Teor would have wanted.

• Someone who can get pounded into the mattress by Kattigan like Teor would have wanted.

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Any hc’s for the PC’s favorite positions to do the deed? Wick strikes me as a missionary man, no pun intended

Wick- Missionary because first off, that's what he knows, and secondly because it involves eye contact and that's very important to him

Azune- Much more of a giver than a taker, he likes to be efficient and get to the point of what his partner enjoys, meaning he hasn't really thought about a favorite position for himself. He greatly enjoys spoonfucking though, where he can cuddle into his partner while giving them all the pleasure they deserve

Thaisha- Sitting on her partner's face while playing with her tits (preferably they're watching her do it)

Occtis- In life? Mating press (it's a family curse dw about it) but now that his assets are. Well. Useless:/ he likes to hold his partner close while fingering them, or letting them ride his thigh (then he lets them lavish over the spots on him that still feel good)(for some reason his scar is more of an erogenous zone than his dick now but he makes it work!!)(yes I know he never fucked while he was alive HE HAD DREAMS AND TWO HANDS OKAY)

Kattigan- Doggy sty-*I was then shot 57 times*

Hal- Anything where he can get as much access as possible to worship his partner in any way he knows how

Vaelus- A munch through and through. She's getting in between those thighs and there's nothing you can do to stop her

Teor- He likes to have them seated in his lap while he's fucking them slow

Murray- Anything that involves toys/gadgets. Sex is also an experiment and should be treated as such (fun and educational!!)

Thimble- if it's with another pixie she's pretty vanilla all things considered, preferring soft, cuddly, eye contact involving stuff. However, if it's with a human sized partner she turns into a size queen (she will try and stick their fingers up her pussy to varying degrees of success)(no matter what she's riding them though)

Bolaire- Ye olde cuck chair

Julien- He's tried pretty much everything but his favorite position is riding/warming. Being stuck on something just feels very good and relaxing for him and he'll go for it as often as possible (especially if they're praising him in the process)

Tyranny- Says she's into whatever Wick is into because she's a simp but in reality she's down for literally anything, like an even more chaotic version of the Murray approach

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Azune needs to talk to Gus. Someone who knows the traumas of war and what it can do to a person, along with knowing what it's like to live in the lower class. Someone who can hold him tight and crush him in a hug.

Someone who can hold Azune gently as he slowly fucks him into the mattress. Whispering little praises into Azune's neck. Knowing how to cuddle him after so the stress of the day doesn't catch up with him.

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As we throw out Murray/Gus, I'm relishing in all the ships we did not consider before. Gus/AnyMaleCharacterEver is thriving.

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I need one (1) hate fuck between Hannan and Vaelus, along with a subsequent forgiveness fuck.

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Ingrid Einfasen needs to be treated RIGHT. I don't care who she ends up with, so long as she is treated like the queen she is. Preferably someone who adores her embroidery.

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I’m in such Critical Role withdrawal right now that I legit dreamed I was watching the next episode already.

And it was good, too! It was just the prelude, but it was the Soldiers table arriving at Dol’Makjar, and while the other Soldiers were trying to sneak Teor in, Wick and Tyranny got noticed and recognized by a civilian, who immediately started praising the Creed and talking about how amazing it was that Yanessa was resurrected. What I most distinctly remember, though, was Sam asking Brennan if he could insight the Creed through this person, and then this line popped into my head.

“Wick. On a dirty twenty…the last time you saw your grandmother, she was telling you how you needed to stop believing in the Creed…and now over a week later, you’re hearing that she was brought back to life by the Creed…a Creed you’ve seen for yourself uses trickery, and demons, and big performances for conversion. On a dirty twenty, you smell something shitty, and it’s not your farts.”

And then I woke up as Sam pretended to fart again.

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Checking the schedule for the seventh time today. (I've definitely checked more than that). Just to make sure they haven't added a surprise session to this week. (I'm delusional).

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Wic is gonna step one foot into the city and Murray's gonna full body tackle him and drag him into the alley nearest the hallowed round before he can hear a word about his grandma

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If Murray doesn't become queen of Timmony, I'll riot. King Gus is getting Essek treatment. Go boy, get a player character to fall in love with you!

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Wick loving weighted blankets, but not having one out on the road with the Soldiers. Poor boy can't get good sleep without it, so Teor offers to lay on him. It's like all the best qualities of a weighted blanket plus being super fluffy and warm.

In the same way, Teor likes having someone close to him while he sleeps. It's partially instinct and partially being a veteran of the Torn Banner and having learned to always have someone with you. Especially in the vulnerability of sleep. Wick isn't very good at fighting, but it does a lot to soothe Teor's worries anyways.

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I don't know if Azune needs a dad or if he needs a daddy, but he needs something.