TheLoreManiac

[theloremaniac]

Random Thought: That trope where one character kisses another character on the hand before going up their arm but it’s Slay The Princess and since The Long Quiet is doing this on The Tower/Apotheosis he ends up having to go up her finger

This just came to my brain recently.

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

Regarding my earlier question, I misremembered it was actually Gomez that said that, not the doctor.

So with that correction in mind do you think he’ll say that about all of them and perhaps accept the other two as honorary Addams? I can imagine that personally!

I think he would!

[diavolosthots]

Hi! So basically I got so excited about how well you wrote my F,MC having a Male Bestie request, that my brain immediately thought up a sequel of sorts!

So pretty much what I thought was that while MC is staying in the human world She, Her Bestie and them end up having some food in her apartment, They end up really enjoying it and compliment MC on her cooking however MC then clarifies that it was actually Her Bestie who cooked it.

So how do you think they’d react to their perceived rival being a good cook?

I hope this is interesting enough for you to write.

This is a semi- continuation to THIS request

TWs: jealousy, unhealthily so

THE BROTHERS reacting to MCs Male BF cooking

Lucifer

"Hm... I must give praise where praise is due... good job."

Lucifer's reluctance saying those words is evident, very evident. He would've preferred it if it came from you, especially since it would've given him an excuse to invite you to cook with him, perhaps over a bottle of wine or demonus... alas, God has once again crossed his plans. With grace, he throws jabs at your friend that could easily be covered up as his personality. Lucifer is petty.

Mammon

"Ain't no way a dude's gonna cook this good!"

Refuses to believe it while simultaneously scooting his chair closer to you. Will start finding the randomnest critique points while shoveling forks full of food in his mouth. Things like 'the oregano isn't green enough' or 'the color of the plate doesn't match the color of the sauce' flow out of his mouth. He loves it, it tastes great, but he'll be damned to give your bestie that compliment in earnest.

Leviathan

"Oh so you're not just the best friend but also the personal chef?"

EN-VI-OUS! This guy makes you laugh, knows your darkest secrets, has probably seen you change and now, it turns out, can also cook good food? He's like Mr. Perfect and that makes Levi grit his teeth and clench his fork so hard, it quite literally bends the metal. His mind is a mixture of wanting to drown the guy and thinking of how he can be good at these things, too, so he may direct your attention from your bestie to himself.

Satan

"Oh, really? Do give me your recipe some time... or rather, let's cook together next time, I want to get it just right."

Manipulative little shit. He'll butter up to your bestie and become HIS best friend under the disguise of perhaps poisoning him or at least finding out enough about you so that he may have you running straight into his arms. No way will he let a little human get in the way of what he wants and what he wants is you. You'll see, he's the better choice.

Asmodeus

"It's nearly perfect, you know!"

He doesn't have anything against you having a male best friend per se, he just wants to be your number one in everything and there just isn't enough space on the best friend throne, you know? He is Asmodeus, for crying out loud and he'll make sure you're not moaning around that fork again any time soon. He'll take cooking classes with you, seduce you with chocolate and sweets and have you nice and honeyed against his naked body before you know it.

Beelzebub

"Hmpf... good."

Suddenly, none of those compliments he gave mean anything anymore. It IS good food and he will continue to eat it, but he's also suddenly closer at your side, his hand reaching under the table to place a possessive hand on your thigh while he silently glares at your bestie. He's no fool, the Avatar of Gluttony knows that food is the way to someone's heart and he's determined to reach your heart first, no matter how good your best friend is.

Belphegor

"Really? It kind of tastes like this poison I tried once..."

You know Belphie, you know he's a demon and you know he's a little shit. Suddenly, he's talking, a lot. He talks about every and any crazy story he can think of concerning food, making it as unappetizing as possible. In the end, only Beel is still eating at the table and Belphie's eyes are full of mischief, knowing he got under your bestie's skin. So much so, that the poor guy is suddenly thinking he did poison the food himself...

[theloremaniac]

Yay! Thanks so much for making this for me! I hope it was fun to write!

@diavolosthots reblog!

[theloremaniac]

So I just found out about this recently

I was browsing round on Nookipedia and I found out that the official promotion for Celia’s Chapel Fortune Cookie in Pocket Camp shows Celia getting married to Colton:

And I’m just like “Why is there no fanart?”

So I think I’ll try and make some soon.

[theloremaniac]

I implore you to listen to “No Other Love For Me” from Robin Hood And His Merry Mouse and tell me if you can imagine Slay The Princess.

[theloremaniac]

Okay hear me out:

Fry and Leela’s time stopped honeymoon but it’s Quiet and Shifty exploring the cosmos.

[theloremaniac]

Wanted to work on some projects today but my arm got a little mangled

[theloremaniac]

So Two random questions:

Does anyone else on here use Finch?

And do you think it would make sense for Ao3 and Tumblr two artistic outlets to have a self care app baby?

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

Here we go, one standard Gift basket/Baby Starter Kit:

Includes:

. A blanket

. Some clothes

. Some bottles

. A breast pump

. Some formula (Just in case)

. Some dummies

. Some nappies

. Some toys

. A bottle of baby oil

. Some baby powder

. A muslin

. A teether

. Some prenatal vitamins

. And a tummy time pillow

And don’t worry I performed some time magic and dropped one off for Ford.

I'm sure Ford and Qi-ge both appreciate your donation very much. Thank you for the thoughtfulness!

[theloremaniac]

You’re welcome!

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

I just wanted to let you know I’m not sure if I accidentally put my name in the thing where I get notified for season 3 twice, because I wasn’t sure if it worked the first time.

That's alright, I'll catch it if you did. There were a few others who put their name in twice too.

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

So random question: Does Yue get like a Gift basket as like a “Baby Starter Kit” now that he’s pregnant?

And did Ford get one?

Asking because in my head I was thinking “Surely we’re not sending them back out into the world unprepared right?”

So I just wanted to be sure and ask.

[theloremaniac]

It’s okay, I can prepare some!

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

Since there were three opponents defeated in the finale, I want to give YQY three babies as reward. Thus we should have three inseminator polls this year, one baby daddy selected from each.

Like last year, we'll have one where The Wheel selects random former contestants to compete, and one where YQY's former direct competitors will compete.

But I want to hear your thoughts on what the theme of the last inseminator poll should be. Shoot off some ideas in the replies!

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

I made this for you, ya know for next season:

(I know Transformers are banned next season I just wanted to put that down just in case someone wanted to submit a robot from another fandom, like I don’t know for example Mecha Godzilla.)

Lol I appreciate that 😂

[theloremaniac]

You’re welcome! @need-him-pregnant-poll

[theloremaniac]

Random Thought: The Babyshower scene from Shrek The Third but it’s the STP princesses and it all takes place in Shifty’s body

[theloremaniac]

I made The Burned Grey in The Sims 4 because I felt like it

I’m really proud on how she came out, I hope you like her too.

[theloremaniac]

When you want to work on some more projects during the summer but it’s too hot:

[diavolosthots]

Hey, So I was wondering if I could make a headcannon based request?

Basically F’MC has a Male Best friend from the human world that they brought to visit the house of lamenation so how do you think the brothers would react to hearing suspicious sounds and or phrases that could be taken out of context coming MC’s bedroom however when they open the door MC and Her Bestie are actually doing something SFW.

(In my head when I think of this request the brothers aren’t necessarily dating MC they just have a crush on her, but you’re welcome to do your own interpretation.)

If you like this request, please only do it when you feel like it.

Also I love all your stories! Just thought that you could never have enough reminders that we love your work and all the effort that you put into making us happy!

Thank you for the reminder, love :) I try my best!

TWs: jealousy, implied violence

THE BROTHERS reacting to meeting f!MCs male best friend

Lucifer

“And who might you be, little human?”

For you, it’s always ‘little one’, because it’s physically true but also because he feels the desperate need to daddy father you. For this random human man in your bedroom? It’s little human, it’s predator vs. prey and Lucifer looks like he’s about to eat the poor guy. Have the two of you been doing anything? Probably not, he doesn’t smell any arousal on either party, does that mean he’s happy with someone of the opposite sex so close to you? Rest assured, you now have a body guard for the rest of the day and he will, 100%, scold you about how you kept him from working.

Mammon

“Who the hell are ya? Get away right now!”

Losing his cool? Mammon? never. He’s just… very eager to put some distance between you and your supposed best friend. Doesn’t matter that you try to explain the situation, he wants to hear it from him and even then he’s just going to fire back with ridiculous questions and answers that have very obvious, very possessive undertones in them. You’re his human first and foremost, so what the hell are you thinking bringing your MALE best friend into this house?

Leviathan

“I knew it! There was no way you could actually like me!”

Granted, the two of you aren’t officially together, but Levi was already so far gone in pretending that you were, that the noises coming out of your room were enough to shatter his heart into a thousand pieces. Upon opening the door, he just went at it, furious and envious. His voice got louder, his words cut deeper, and at some point the house ended up underwater. Why? Because he thought it to be a good idea to summon Lotan. Did your friend survive? Much to the dismay of Levi, yes.

Satan

“Get away from her right now.”

The lights flickered, the door burst open and the Avatar of Wrath stood there in all his demonic glory. If your friend didn’t know what a heart attack felt like, he sure as hell does now. In a split second, Satan is across the room and holding your friend down by the throat all while telling him in excruciating detail just what happens to people that tend to cross lines (lines your friend never knew existed). Will be taken back by Lucifer, will absolutely not apologize. Will, however, have a talk with you that is long overdue.

Asmodeus

“What are you two pretties doing here? without me?”

Will play it cool, will make a dirty joke or two and pretend he’d love to have a threesome with you. Inwardly, though? He’s both fuming and relieved. Fuming because who is this guy and why does he make you laugh like that? Relieved because although it sounded like moaning, it thankfully wasn’t. He doesn’t know what he would’ve done had it been that. Lost his cool? Truly joined in? He genuinely doesn’t know. What he does know is that he’s suddenly sitting between the two of you, leaning into you a bit more, all while pretending to be the bestest of friends with the guy.

Beelzebub

“MC are you okay–... who are you?”

The noise made him drop all his food and immediately burst into your room. First, he’s filled with worry because moaning could also be combined with pain and if you’re hurt… but then he sees your company and his posture immediately stiffens, a frown grows on his adorable face and his hand, which is still holding the door knob, is suddenly turning white from the sheer grip he has on the metal. He does not like someone being with you at all and he honestly doesn’t care that that’s your best friend. What is he supposed to do? He decides to go back into the hall, gather his food, and join the two of you. Will 100% offer you a piece and deny your friend any.

Belphegor

“Did you know I’ve killed a human before?”

The moment those noises woke him up, he waltzed to your room and jup… those were the first words out of his mouth. Nevermind the fact that that human was you, this little worm doesn’t need to know that. The shock on your friend’s face will never get old, though. Belphie doesn’t need to say much more, either. He’s just going to have his pillow tucked under his arm, climb into your bed, put his head in your lap, hold his pillow and fall right back asleep. Go ahead, talk with your friend, but know that Belphie is right there.

[theloremaniac]

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