Someone&#x27;s Gotta Take Out The Trash

[ENCRYPTED TEXT: Drake-Wayne, T.; Grayson, M.; Todd, J.]

What have you found out?

[text]: other than the fact that youre not great at sharing info with the whole class?

[text]: assuming youre talking about future boy not much

[text]: he knows about you dick and tim but hes never heard of me or damian but thats pretty much all i know

[text]: he only wants to talk to you b

I have won awards. In my mind, anyway. But my mind is a wealth of wonder and willpower, so the awards are pretty cool.

I sneezed!! One mere pluck of a hair wouldn’t make me cry! Psh. Pshaw. Ffft.

Uh huh, I'm sure you've got a really nice mind trophy case somewhere. I wonder what it's like to live in your head sometimes.

No shame, Green Bean, that shit hurts. Crying doesn't make you less manly, you know that, right?

No, god no! I’m gifted with many chest hairs, thank you very much! I’m a chest hair master.

When I say once I literally mean once. I plucked one hair and then I teared up and then I sneezed. Sneezed, not cried. Just to make that clear. Sneezed.

Congratulations on your body hair, amigo.

You sneezed? Y'know, I'm pretty sure that's not what happened. There's no shame in crying, Green Bean.

Once I tried tweezers…once.

#kylewithenvy #do you green bean #do you have three chest hairs

Shit, for your whole chest? That sounds like actual torture. I mean, unless you have like three chest hairs...

Ah-huh. So you’ve never tried…waxing?

Nah, I've tried that before. It fucking stings though.

kylewithenvy replied to your post:

That’s some rug, bro.

Sometimes I forget to manscape. It’s a serious problem.

Glad to know I’m not the only one who needs to upkeep, ehhh hehehe.

Eh, I mostly try and shave cause there's patches where it doesn't grow in at all cause of all the scars. Just looks kinda weird, y'know?

kylewithenvy replied to your post:Dossier or whatever

That’s some rug, bro.

Sometimes I forget to manscape. It's a serious problem.

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] They’ve tried.

Ten minutes after Jason sends his last message, Bruce responds.

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] Take all the time you need.

[text]: alright

[text]: thanks bruce

[text]: i think at this point at least looking at what wed need to do to make that happen cant hurt

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] Regardless, Jason, it means that with some very carefully written, signed nondisclosure statements, if you want to come back to the world of the living..

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] We’ll find a way to make it happen.

[text]: has anyone ever told you that you change topics so fast you give people whiplash?

[text]: but whatever

[text]: i mean i do want that

[text]: if we can make it work

[text]: just

[text]: i dunno if im ready to be a real person again

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] Did he tell you his last name?

[encrypted text]: no

[encrypted text]: i dont think he told anyone very much before you showed up

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] There is one guard alive from your tenure there. He never had direct contact with you or your intel.

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] And Kyle Rayner is not afraid of me.

[text]: why does anyone even take jobs there? they should know by now that the life expectancy fucking sucks

[text]: well he sure as hell is intimidated by you

[text]: and alternatively seems to think that you walk on water and do everything perfectly all the time im not totally sure where he stands on that

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] Did he tell you his last name?

[encrypted text]: no

[encrypted text]: i dont think he told anyone very much before you showed up

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] Noted.

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] And to finish our earlier conversation, no, the guards from Arkham (that are still alive) don’t know who you are.

[encrypted text]: uh huh

[text]: they dont? then who the fuck do they think the red hood is?

[text]: or did all the guys that were guards when i was there get killed in a break out or something?

[text]: and im pretty sure that doesnt finish that conversation

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] Did he tell you his last name?

[encrypted text]: no

[encrypted text]: i dont think he told anyone very much before you showed up

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] Do you think I needed advisement?

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] Or do you think, perhaps, that everyone else trusted that since it was a situation that deal directly with me, I would have the best idea on what to do.

[encrypted text]: in some cases yeah i think you do

[encrypted text]: i think zee didnt like how you handled things either but didnt figure it was worth it to start a fight about it and that kyles too afraid of pissing you off

[encrypted text]: and i dunno about mari but i think since shes actually from another timeline just like terry she wouldve been a good person for you to consult before storming in and ordering everyone around

[encrypted text]: because news fucking flash bruce you dont always know everything about every situation and just because we dont stop you doesnt mean we agree with you some people are just too worried about you giving them the cold shoulder or getting pissed to say anything because you sometimes dont seem to care whos on your side and whos not

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] Did he tell you his last name?

[encrypted text]: no

[encrypted text]: i dont think he told anyone very much before you showed up

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] Contingency in case something happened to you, the others should know what should be done.

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] Nothing to do with your capability or competency.

[encrypted text]: right

[encrypted text]: but you didnt trust any of us to be competent enough to assess or advise you on how to approach the situation

[encrypted text]: you just burst in and started giving orders like you always do

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] Did he tell you his last name?

[encrypted text]: no

[encrypted text]: i dont think he told anyone very much before you showed up

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] Stopped to ask in front of him?

[ENCRYPTED TEXT] Alright.

[encrypted text]: well you seemed to have enough time to text everyone in the room the exact same thing that you told me to do

[encrypted text]: because i guess you magically knew i wasnt doing it well enough