Creation is complete

A guy who enjoys the simple things in life. Art (in all mediums), Animation, history, literature, video games, nature- it's all my thing. 

[moetronus]

happy d-16 day everynyan

[introsponsive]

The thought of a world with just one ‘species’ is just immensely compelling to me. I like to think transformers come to earth and are baffled by the concept of different species. They’re like ok so you engage in cannibalism here? What do you mean it’s not cannibalism? Well yes it looks different from you but cybertronians can be four legged and bestial and still be cybertronians. I have a friend who resembles one of your cats. You can’t communicate with them? Like at all? Wow. Isn’t that frightening? How do you live with an unknown and unreachable lifeform sleeping on your bed? No shared language? None at all? And you say you EAT them? Wow. Okay. Okay. Not worried about any sort of, I don’t know, revolution? No? Okay. Hmmm. And there’s life forms on every surface? Really really small. Even smaller than you. Wow this is really kind of overstimulating I want out of here like asap

[introsponsive]

And can you imagine the terror a cybertronian would feel looking at a human and seeing them so similar only a human was derived from evolutionary chance and cybertronians have like. A confirmed god. Scary…. Even monkeys on a typewriter can replicate the genetic code of a god. The idea of evolution would freak out a cybertronian; a cybertronian basically controls their own ‘evolution’ over the course of a single lifetime and can modify their body at will, but a human is stuck with the form they have at birth, yet still manages to remain just as malleable as a cybertronian by dying frequently and fostering another generation. Scary! It would be like a family lineage is all one cybertronian splayed out and fragmented. I don’t think they’d like it one bit. They’d find the progression of life terrifying in the way it cares very little for autonomous choice. They’d look at a bacterium and then look at a person and then compare the two and run to the robot bathroom to robot stress vomit

[skankplisskenmoved]

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

[rideitslut]

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

[sabubu91]

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

[lovehaleylo]

Dinobot x Rattrap 🦖🐀

[obieros]

[bucketsfullofyou]

His brothers fawned over their reflections, posing in different ways and pressing in close to the glass. Raph even flipped his mask up to see if he had hair, snickering when Mikey reached up to rub the short curls. Their energy was almost contagious. Almost.

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[skelemoonz]

Is there a tf ship(s) you like? (Rare, canon or not)

Eheheheh yessss thank you for the excuse to share

My favorite ship, a rarepair, is Wildflight! - Wildrider and Fireflight

I do love me some lovers who are forbidden to love each other - look at them longing for one another

I think they’re neat

[they-hermes]

creating a rarepair but specifically because you want them to be exes. heres my pitch for dead end and skydive (deaddive) and their failed 2 week middle school relationship dead end still writes cringey poetry about

[they-hermes]

skydive: hey so i think this relationship isnt working out-

dead end: if you leave me i will kill myself

skydive: thats not an effective threat if you use it for everything

dead end: this time im serious

skydive: you said that yesterday when you hit a pothole

[they-hermes]

silverbolt: hey so why is a decepticon standing outside our window holding soundwaves alt mode

skydive: a decepti- oh my god hold on

dead end, holding soundwave: please take me back

skydive: leave me alone! we're done!!

skydive: and a march into water by pierce the veil is not a song to get someone back!!!

[they-hermes]

air raid: so what did you even see in him

skydive: lets stop talking for a while

[they-hermes]

they have absolutely no idea what they're doing, 90% of their combined dating knowledge is human romance movies/books. every date they do on is just skydive infodumping as much as he can + dead end not giving af and constantly distracted

^ accurate deaddive date

[they-hermes]

post break-up dead end is definitely more affected than skydive. i think dead end liked the break from the stunticons and routine skydive presented, even if he was boring, i think dead liked having a relationship that was just his, and having someone who wanted to be around him for reasons other than "we have to work together". for someone so fatalistic, i dont think he saw the break up coming

for skydive, i think hes pissed at hoping for too much out of dead end. all his romance knowledge is very unrealistic and dreamy, he probably was very disappointed that it didnt meet up to his expectations. he wants to be treated like the smart, mature person he is, and having a childish notion of love + the very immature relationship they had was a low blow

[they-hermes]

silverbolt to fireflight: listen i think its great that you're getting along with other gestalts! just please be careful and remember your surroundings :)

onslaught, grabbing vortex by the shoulders: for the love of primus i swear if i get another call from hun-grr saying you tricked blot imto getting himself into trouble again im going to have to lock you up in the nemesis for the next century. i cant keep having hun grr chew me out bc you cant stop mainpulating stupid people

[r--g--b]

[ukiyoebirds]

You can give a bird a cracker, but you can’t make it check it’s g-diffusers.

Now in color!

[championoftheoppressed]

MY ADVENTURES WITH SUPERMAN — "Into the New World" (3.01)

[requested by @disastrousdaisy]

[dailymothanon]

When you’re the emergency rations for your evil and fucked up faction 😮‍💨 they should disassemble him again it would be funny I think. (Not really but he was rather rude to Tc so might as well do that to his ungrateful self) idk why I busted out the big guns for this piece 😭 it just happened. And I also couldn’t think of a username for Starscream so. It’s just Starscream (I thought about “UlchStar” but then he’d seem not so innocent)

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

[drdiarrheaphd-real]

hi can u draw earthspark megatron getting milked thanks

this is the best youre getting, son. 😭✌️

[borots]

morning routine

not the happiest with my prowl design so ill probably change it later.

[borots]

the aftermath

[mmmmbanana]