Rodolphus Lestrange

Roddy, when I said she’s not exactly my type; I meant it. Besides she only ever calls for me if her first choices are busy, so it’s pretty pointless. Also not to mention trashy— just because someone takes their shirt off in front of me, won’t make me instantly in the mood for those activities.

#c:rabastan #ignore the text

I know. But still, maybe I shouldn't group you in with the rest of the hormone plagued roaches that inhabit this castle. So she just took her shirt off and expected you to... Wow, as much as I hate to say it, that's actually not too unexpected from her. She'll get over herself, eventually. I'm sure most of them do.

And who mentioned love? I only said I don’t want to marry your brother; I know no one cares and I’ll have to do it anyways, but I still have my own opinions. And grandchildren, indeed. Perhaps because your definition is wrong.

No one, but it seems to be a factor in any hesitance. Ah, we are all entitled to opinions. And to keep them to ourselves. Perhaps, but love, my definition is never wrong. You'll have to get used to being refereed to as a Lestrange sooner or later, you know.

Not ashamed, I’m against it completely. You should know, your brother isn’t too excited about the marriage either. Ah, well, you should do what’s right, then I wouldn’t be forced to order you around.

...And? Our marriages aren't about love, in case you'd forgotten. They're about getting over yourself and doing things for your family. And grandchildren. Rabastan understands that. I'm afraid our definitions of what is "right" are a bit different, Alecto.

You can count on it. Fire was the first thing I did and it’ll probably be one of the last. Oh, you know… that future wife of mine. She just… I said no.

You... said no? I swear, you're probably the only sixth year boy in the school who'd turn down Alecto Carrow for sex. Save for a few Gryffindors but still.

Oh please don’t. It’s not fair the only thing I have on you is ‘Roddy’. Fires, you say? How interesting— I’m almost… inclined to laugh at the thought of the unfortunate who actually get burned.

Shh, don't spread 'Roddy' around again. Merlin knows people made that nickname seem so awful. Yes, fire. Why did I know that would catch your attention?

There’s no such excuse for you not to listen to me- do never call me that, Rod, never again, you understand?

Why? Ashamed of being a future Lestrange? I'm wounded. Hurt, even. Anyways, I do hate being told what to do.

I was merely commenting on how lost you looked… I suppose I was only right.

I've spent the last two hours studying Runes, my focus is lacking a bit. Been a while since I've talked to you though... How is Mrs. Lestr- Pardon, I mean Ms. Carrow- today?

It was only a matter of time before you pulled out that nickname, again. But I’ve been well— same old, same old. Sunshine? Do tell, what is that?

You know me, Grumps, I never let good things die. I could unleash the floodgates of all the other nicknames, wouldn't that be fun? Sunshine is a glorious thing, blinds people, burns their skin, occasionally causes grass fires. Splendid, really.

#c:rabastan #ye buddy

I was taking a break from reading and one… seduction attempt. Admittedly, it did get interesting for awhile, but I grew bored quickly. And no, no fires this time.

This time? Looking forward to the fires in our future then. Seduction? Who might be trying to seduce you?

fleurdexacour

Like you could do any better. Mary or Lily, one of them.

#c:marlene #(( no rod no one liked your joke

If I remember correctly my joke about the wizards from America was quite funny, a favourite even. Oh? Those are the two girls you insist on spending all your time with, are they not?

Of course I listen to you. I always listen to you… and to mother and father. Well, occasionally. That’s… not the point, though.

Relax, Grumps. I was joking, well mostly joking. I was just asking how you've been and if you've actually gotten any sunshine lately.

#ignore text #c:rabastan

You know, exploding snap.The cards that randomly explode and junk? Well, I was playing that again for no reason and I… I’m not— you’re… this is stupid. That was stupid.

Sounds... interesting. You don't typically do stupid things though, so I assume all is forgiven. At least you didn't light anything on fire.

fleurdexacour

Three nuns walk into a bar, surely one of them would have seen it. It’s a joke, apparently.

Not a very good joke then. Who did you get this from again? I'd suggest they update their material.

#c:marlene

Sorry, repeat that again?