[bunlly]

[godpenis]

Big Dick Energy

[valtsv]

not to be r*mantic on main but i deserve to be able to climb onto the roof of an abandoned building and stargaze with someone i love at least once in my life

[cheaphalloweencostume]

waitress on kitchen nightmares: hows your food sir

gordon ramsay: im sorry its just dreadful. take it away thank you

waitress as she returns to the kitchen: HE SAYS IT FUCKIN SUCKS

[okaymad]

[breastforce]

Everything that happens in The Room makes sense if you view it as a live-action adaptation of The Sims

[glumshoe]

x

[aflairformisadventures]

southern constellations // pierce the veil

[flyngdream]

[zoomine]

[suspend]

this is the winter i want on We Heart It.

[sassysaidie]

[1chainzdeactivated-deactivated2]

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

[saddestbpd]

someone I dislike: *likes something that I like*

Me: great, now, it’s ruined

[thelovelyprotagonist]

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: new phone who dis

[nolongeroccupied]

[brolokhov]

i feel like bo burnham did the exact opposite of sell out. like his early stuff is pretty tacky run-of-the-mill edgy™ comedy which was his way of breaking into the business but now he’s just like “hey do you guys want to hear about how celebrities are products manufactured by a capitalistic society preying on the marginalized also art is dead *funky synth noise*”

[thezartorialist]