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Prisoner of war

Have you ever been trapped in a foreign country’s army barracks? No? Just me? Well, fuck it. I’ll tell you about my time served. lol. So I get back to Ireland Monday afternoon from London and go to class. But I have been away from my very best friend in Dublin for 5 days now and we are dying to see each other. One of the things they don’t tell you about living in a city is that it is fucked to…

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Lisbon, London, and Losing My Fucking Mind

If you thought I was mental before I would wait for this, I promise it gets worse. Wednesday, Oct. 5th, Yom Kippur, my father’s 57th birthday I decided to stay up all night because my mother insisted on having a birthday zoom for him at 12:30 am my time and I was flying out of the disaster of Dublin Airport at 6 am. So I did what any average Irish person would do, I got to the airport at 4 am,…

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A blessing and a curse

The story of A This honestly sounds like Pretty Little Liars haha “The story of A” I promise it is dramatic but not that bad. I just want to use initials to keep some mystery as I am posting this for the world even though I have 2 readers ❤ If you haven’t read my post from Yom Kippur I would suggest doing so but here is the story of the time I met a boy and maybe fell in some sort of romance in…

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Thoughts from a starving artist (Yom Kippur edition)

G’mar chatima tova and Shana Tova. On this holiest day of the year, I thought it would be a fun exercise to look back on what I should be atoning for while fasting. I started off 5782 by letting a non-Jewish kid become president of the Hillel. What a fucking migraine that was and I don’t even know if I can legally talk about it because he had to leave Ole Miss. He reported me to the dean for…