LJ Something

Comedy, Life, but mostly Nonsense

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Driving with insurance and valid registration after a period without is a drug the rich people will never get to appreciate.

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It’s been my dream to draw kawaii Hank

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No Bobby, that's MY purse.

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Guy: where are all those babies going?

Other Guy: they're being taken to the baby powder factory.

Guy: that's terrible! How could... I'm disgusted!

Other Guy: ...what? Those little bastards are the best workers that factory's ever seen!

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Just remembered that time I accidentally had too many edibles on purpose two hours ago.

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Later, loser .

The hair on my head

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High Thoughts

What’s an individual piece of popcorn called cuz like before its popped they’re called kernels and after you just call the whole thing popcorn but if you just wanna call out one piece of it what’s it called

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George

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No one is ugly with a fat joint in their hand.

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plus size joints

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There is a lot of bullshit in bovine politics.

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Well a lot is at steak, no one trusts each udder

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It's weird to me that there are things called meatballs, and that's what they are, and that's what we call them, and we're all okay with it. Like there's meat, but then there are meatballs. Balls of meat.

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This pun is wrong on so many levels.

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I'm floored by how much that brought me down

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#ljsays #mma #ufc #eminem #badjoke #oneday

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Beatings by Dre

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I can't can't watch Saving Private Ryan... It gives me hanksiety.

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Chinese scrabble

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I cannot believe I just lost at Smash Bros

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