ikimono

a living thing

[sailedsouls]

[confettiarchived-deactivated202]

Ophelia: babe come over

Hamlet: I can’t I’m hiding a body

Ophelia: my dad isn’t home

Hamlet: I know

[deniable-credibility]

This is the kind of humor I come here for

[chewbacca]

Britney Spears in a 1999 interview

[memescomedy]

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

something has been BOTHERING MEEEE…………ok so in the 80s, you have Heathers. the 90s had Clueless. the 2000s had Mean Girls. what is the definitive teen girl drama comedy of the 10s? 

[vx3-deactivated20191124]

[unpretty]

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

[unpretty]

[unpretty]

yes

however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

and her own fainting couch

but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

[flawlessglamazon]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Roll 1d8 on this list during character creation do determine your characters backstory

[super-metroid]

hey Disney i got a great idea for seven Tarzan sequels you’re not gonna believe

[cyanogroup]

i divide up my life by which traumatic event was occurring to me at the time

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

when you realize they weren’t waving to u 

[lohver]

today my prof said to my class “you don’t truly love someone until they’ve hurt you and you still think of them as the greatest person in the world. Love is the most violent act.” ok ok ok

[lesbiankermit-moved]

men are so fucking weird and scary? don’t let any man ever convince you love is supposed to be painful or violent. don’t let any man justify his wrongful actions by saying they’re just part of what True Love is.

[stevienick]

if any of the girls in euphoria die tonight im gonna sue hbo i dont give a fuck

[sourcezendaya]

euphoria | official song by labrinth & zendaya - “all for us” full song …

[characterarcs]

Me when Zendaya started singing

[feministism]

[strengthins0lidarity]

Fun things they don’t teach you in sex ed.

[teaboot]

Talcum powder has asbestos in it. Has for years. Leave it be

[evieplease]

This is all FAR more useful education than ‘Having unmarried sex while female makes you a dirty slut’ .

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

For all the ladies and some trans men (like me) who need this

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 This one twitter thread has more useful information in it that at least a  good 90% of the biology “Sex Ed” classes being taught in America today <3

Also what the actual hell, Talcum Power has ASBESTOS in it? O.O

[bettycooperxjones]

psa

[thefirstgaypridewasariot]

Just because of the way the it was ordered I wanted to clear something up. If you have a yeast infection you need to get treatment for it, it often won’t go away by itself. In Canada you can get it at any drug store, but I think for the US you need to see a doctor to get a prescription. You also don’t always need to see a gynaecologist, your family doctor can treat other issues as well!

[carbonatedwitch]

A few more tips from me!

It’s normal for your vaginal discharge to have an odor, but not all odors are created equal! Tangy, coppery, fermented, salty, and/or earthy vaginal odors are totally normal and indicate a healthy vaginal pH balance!

Also, sometimes the food you consume can influence your vaginal odor. Specifically smoked, spiced, or other strongly smelling foods can influence odor. This is normal and the odors will usually go away after a few days

Vaginal odors that may indicate a health issue include fishy, rotten, or ammonia like odors. In the case of these odors it is important to seek medical attention because they can be signs of conditions like yeast infections, urinary tract infections, and bacterial vaginosis, among other conditions.

[camewiththeframe]

[odinsblog]

My heart goes out to the family and friends who lost loved ones to another senseless hate crime carried out by another white male Trump supporter.

As sad as I am, I’m sorry but I’m also mad. Republicans are blocking any significant changes to gun laws.

And somehow the police managed to capture another white male mass shooter without shooting him on sight. Tamir Rice and Mike Brown never received the same chance - they were shot on sight. Funny how police don’t “fear for their lives” when they arrest a white mass murderer, but they always “feel threatened” or “see” imaginary guns in the hands of unarmed black people.

Please note that the shooter wasn’t an asylum seeker from the Southern border, he wasn’t an MS-13 gang member, and he wasn’t Antifa, and he isn’t mentally ill. But he IS a white, male, Trump supporter motivated by Trump’s rhetoric.

Donald Trump, the Republican Party and the NRA are all complicit in this Hate crime.

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[women-respector]

This is what college is like

[zevveli]

I am simultaneously both of these people.

[lordmeowdemort]

I need the namr of the song asap fam

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED THE NAME

[hunterschafer]

EUPHORIA (2019)