somebody once told me

Mason Miller. Georgia. Just a guy getting bi.

[young-maniiac]

bi bi bi - for when you’re bi and proud and want to jam. continually updated.

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[themasonmiller]

Phone Call || Mason & Gar

Mason sits on his couch, scrolling lazily through his phone. He’s thoroughly bored, and it shows on his face. Should he invite someone over? Definitley not Simon, as they’ve already spent too much time together. Tara’s on vacation, and most of his other friends aren’t texting him back. Which leaves his favorite person in the world. He scrolls through his contacts, and hits dial on Gar’s name.

@theartofgarfunkel

[themasonmiller]

hey so my parents are going out for the night so that means pizza party at my place be there @brxm-greenfeld @lexh-burke @angel-br0 @theartofgarfunkel @theonewhohears

[lexh-burke-blog]

Can I bring alcohol? 🤔

[themasonmiller]

only if you make Simon promise he’s not gonna get drunk and recite poetry about Bram’s ass

[themasonmiller]

hey so my parents are going out for the night so that means pizza party at my place be there @brxm-greenfeld @lexh-burke @angel-br0 @theartofgarfunkel @theonewhohears

[theartofgarfunkel]

Is pizza party code for some kind of drug now or something

[themasonmiller]

no gar what the actual fuck

[theartofgarfunkel]

Well excuuuse me but who the fuck throws a boring ass vanilla party when their parents are out

[themasonmiller]

me, that’s who :P you don’t have to come if you don’t want to

[theartofgarfunkel]

I never said I wasn’t gonna come :P

[themasonmiller]

sorry i’m so boring lmao :)

[themasonmiller]

hey so my parents are going out for the night so that means pizza party at my place be there @brxm-greenfeld @lexh-burke @angel-br0 @theartofgarfunkel @theonewhohears

[theartofgarfunkel]

Is pizza party code for some kind of drug now or something

[themasonmiller]

no gar what the actual fuck

[theartofgarfunkel]

Well excuuuse me but who the fuck throws a boring ass vanilla party when their parents are out

[themasonmiller]

me, that’s who :P you don’t have to come if you don’t want to

[themasonmiller]

hey so my parents are going out for the night so that means pizza party at my place be there @brxm-greenfeld @lexh-burke @angel-br0 @theartofgarfunkel @theonewhohears

[theartofgarfunkel]

Is pizza party code for some kind of drug now or something

[themasonmiller]

no gar what the actual fuck

[themasonmiller]

hey so my parents are going out for the night so that means pizza party at my place be there @brxm-greenfeld @lexh-burke @angel-br0 @theartofgarfunkel @theonewhohears

[themasonmiller]

My mother: is everything a fucking joke to you?!

Me, hiding my red clown nose: ....no

[shadycreekanonymous]

When is Mason going to admit to sleeping around with every guy in Georgia?????

Don’t think that’s gonna happen anon, @themasonmiller seems to really enjoy spreading his legs for anyone who looks in his direction

[themasonmiller]

[shadycreekanonymous]

When is Mason going to admit to sleeping around with every guy in Georgia?????

Don’t think that’s gonna happen anon, @themasonmiller seems to really enjoy spreading his legs for anyone who looks in his direction

[theartofgarfunkel]

apparently i’m the only one who looks in his direction then

[themasonmiller]

sfdnjchxjkc GAR 

[themasonmiller]

Text || Gar

Mason: hey 

Mason: hey Gar

Mason: what did the ocean say to the other ocean

@theartofgarfunkel

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: I don’t know, Mason. What DID the ocean say to the other ocean?

[themasonmiller]

Mason: nothing they just waved :D

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: bye jfjakaksjfjakh

Gar: Or should I say

Gar: SEA you later

[themasonmiller]

Mason: are you SHORE you want to ditch me because of my joke 

Mason: doing that would make you a real beach 😂

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: fuck off lol

[themasonmiller]

Mason: DON’T LIE YOU THINK I’M ADORABLE

Mason: lmao

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: Uh, duh lol

[themasonmiller]

Mason: that also includes my dumb jokes lmao sorry not sorry

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: of course. It includes all of you.

[themasonmiller]

Mason: idsfhsdujkfhsdjkfls

Mason: I’m trying to be obnoxious and here you go being all cute and sweet and akfhsdjkfhdsjfslk

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: (:

[themasonmiller]

Mason: hey so what kind of shorts do storm clouds wear?

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: uhhhhh no idea

[themasonmiller]

Mason: thunderwear

Mason: laugh at my jokes I’m funny :(

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: asddffdksjsjdjfjl

Gar: does that count

[themasonmiller]

Mason: yes thank you

[themasonmiller]

Text || Gar

Mason: hey 

Mason: hey Gar

Mason: what did the ocean say to the other ocean

@theartofgarfunkel

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: I don’t know, Mason. What DID the ocean say to the other ocean?

[themasonmiller]

Mason: nothing they just waved :D

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: bye jfjakaksjfjakh

Gar: Or should I say

Gar: SEA you later

[themasonmiller]

Mason: are you SHORE you want to ditch me because of my joke 

Mason: doing that would make you a real beach 😂

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: fuck off lol

[themasonmiller]

Mason: DON’T LIE YOU THINK I’M ADORABLE

Mason: lmao

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: Uh, duh lol

[themasonmiller]

Mason: that also includes my dumb jokes lmao sorry not sorry

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: of course. It includes all of you.

[themasonmiller]

Mason: idsfhsdujkfhsdjkfls

Mason: I’m trying to be obnoxious and here you go being all cute and sweet and akfhsdjkfhdsjfslk

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: (:

[themasonmiller]

Mason: hey so what kind of shorts do storm clouds wear?

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: uhhhhh no idea

[themasonmiller]

Mason: thunderwear

Mason: laugh at my jokes I’m funny :(

[themasonmiller]

Text || Gar

Mason: hey 

Mason: hey Gar

Mason: what did the ocean say to the other ocean

@theartofgarfunkel

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: I don’t know, Mason. What DID the ocean say to the other ocean?

[themasonmiller]

Mason: nothing they just waved :D

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: bye jfjakaksjfjakh

Gar: Or should I say

Gar: SEA you later

[themasonmiller]

Mason: are you SHORE you want to ditch me because of my joke 

Mason: doing that would make you a real beach 😂

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: fuck off lol

[themasonmiller]

Mason: DON’T LIE YOU THINK I’M ADORABLE

Mason: lmao

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: Uh, duh lol

[themasonmiller]

Mason: that also includes my dumb jokes lmao sorry not sorry

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: of course. It includes all of you.

[themasonmiller]

Mason: idsfhsdujkfhsdjkfls

Mason: I’m trying to be obnoxious and here you go being all cute and sweet and akfhsdjkfhdsjfslk

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: (:

[themasonmiller]

Mason: hey so what kind of shorts do storm clouds wear?

[writing-prompt-s]

You, a time traveler, accidentally introduced twenty-first century slang to Shakespeare.

[thelibrarina]

For never was a story of more woe O bard Alexa, play us despacito.

[cynical-little-mx-lucifair]

@cursedimages

[themasonmiller]

Text || Gar

Mason: hey 

Mason: hey Gar

Mason: what did the ocean say to the other ocean

@theartofgarfunkel

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: I don’t know, Mason. What DID the ocean say to the other ocean?

[themasonmiller]

Mason: nothing they just waved :D

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: bye jfjakaksjfjakh

Gar: Or should I say

Gar: SEA you later

[themasonmiller]

Mason: are you SHORE you want to ditch me because of my joke 

Mason: doing that would make you a real beach 😂

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: fuck off lol

[themasonmiller]

Mason: DON’T LIE YOU THINK I’M ADORABLE

Mason: lmao

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: Uh, duh lol

[themasonmiller]

Mason: that also includes my dumb jokes lmao sorry not sorry

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: of course. It includes all of you.

[themasonmiller]

Mason: idsfhsdujkfhsdjkfls

Mason: I’m trying to be obnoxious and here you go being all cute and sweet and akfhsdjkfhdsjfslk

[themasonmiller]

Text || Gar

Mason: hey 

Mason: hey Gar

Mason: what did the ocean say to the other ocean

@theartofgarfunkel

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: I don’t know, Mason. What DID the ocean say to the other ocean?

[themasonmiller]

Mason: nothing they just waved :D

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: bye jfjakaksjfjakh

Gar: Or should I say

Gar: SEA you later

[themasonmiller]

Mason: are you SHORE you want to ditch me because of my joke 

Mason: doing that would make you a real beach 😂

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: fuck off lol

[themasonmiller]

Mason: DON’T LIE YOU THINK I’M ADORABLE

Mason: lmao

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: Uh, duh lol

[themasonmiller]

Mason: that also includes my dumb jokes lmao sorry not sorry

[themasonmiller]

Text || Gar

Mason: hey 

Mason: hey Gar

Mason: what did the ocean say to the other ocean

@theartofgarfunkel

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: I don’t know, Mason. What DID the ocean say to the other ocean?

[themasonmiller]

Mason: nothing they just waved :D

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: bye jfjakaksjfjakh

Gar: Or should I say

Gar: SEA you later

[themasonmiller]

Mason: are you SHORE you want to ditch me because of my joke 

Mason: doing that would make you a real beach 😂

[theartofgarfunkel]

Gar: fuck off lol

[themasonmiller]

Mason: DON’T LIE YOU THINK I’M ADORABLE

Mason: lmao