Typos in moderation

People probably look at themasque and think we're all pretty smart. People that love to write and are good at it. Truth is, we're not. Not even close. Welcome to themasque's official dictionary. Otherwise known as "You are god job".May it serve you well.

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directionary

(noun) was supposed to be 'dictionary'. the people's republic of themasque suspect minho was thinking about one direction when this brand new word came to life.

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you are good job

(phrase) a common phrase used to express how bad someone failed at something. the original phrase this was supposed to be before it was typoed is still a mystery. the typo was so great, the dictionary was named after it.

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eyebrown

(noun) apparently 'eyebrow' in themasque. could possibly be interpreted as the lazy way of saying 'brown eyebrow'. 

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eman

(adjective) here in themasque, you're not 'mean'. you're 'eman'. but it sounds more like some superhero. you know, like he man. could also be used as a word for higher worship. it subsitutes 'amen'.

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laing

(verb) this was supposed to be 'laying'. you know how the 'y' is only a vowel when it feels like it? i guess it's only a letter when it feels like it as well.

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pon

(preposition) yes. even simple words like 'on' can be permanently ruined. 

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mmot

(noun) this is... month? how is this month? how did it get to this? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO TYPO THIS BAD?!

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snrots

(verb) now the verb 'to snort' was always an ugly sounding verb. these people somehow made it uglier. 

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nop

(adverb) was supposed to be 'nope' but it never reached its full potential. nop this. nop that. nop that never was.

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start

(noun) yet another harmless looking word. but that's where you're wrong. this was supposed to be star's name but 'start' happened instead. idk don't ask me how it happened.

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noobs

(noun) it looks like it's the plural version of 'noob' but i was meant to be 'boobs'. amazing. 

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throes

(verb) the present form of the verb 'to throw'. or maybe it's just 'hoes' in disquise. 

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don1t

(verb) this is supposed to be the contraction 'don't' but i guess we don1t use the apostrophe in themasque anymore. the number one should suffice.

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windown

(noun) window in the masque's language apparently? i could be wrong. it could have a dual meaning with it being the directional word for 'down'.