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Dear people who are actually casting a vote for Romney,
Why?
You asked for one reason in your tags so I’ll give you one: Mitt Romney is an AMERICAN. Barack Obama is a KENYAN from KENYA. He legally can’t be MY President no matter HOW MUCH he claims to love this Great Nation of ours.
The “Kenyan” has already been your president for one term, jackass.
No he hasn’t. You have to be American… he has cheated our system and he will SUFFER for it one day… not by any of us, but by God himself… God will judge him for lying to Americans in the way he has.
Um, excuse you.
I'm actually quite offended that you think that you actually know what God is going to do.
God is bigger than us, unpredictable. He's not fathomable by any of us. You can predict him, you can't decide what he'll do.
He doesn't need you speaking for him, either. I don't need to, no one needs to.
...
No, bro, no...
Muslims are not responsible for 9/11. That's like saying Christians are responsible for the Holocaust.
...Did you mean 'incorrect political garbage,' because otherwise you're calling the theories correct, bro.
Plot Twist! Muslims aren't responsible for 9/11. (See number one for more info!) Since I'm sensible, and I place blame where blame is due, I am not going to blame a whole religion for what a couple radicals did. Why? Because doing otherwise doesn't make sense.
Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand book seller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours - he was incredibly good at it.
Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (via blaise-db)
#when people write Aziraphale as all proper and soothing #no dude#his store is never open when the sign says it’s gonna be and he’s gonna follow you around the store like you’re a registered shoplifter #he’s gonna look at you judgmentally no matter which section you’re browsing and make you feel all self-conscious about your taste in books #the front entrance has an unmarked step and after you trip he’ll say ‘mind the step’ #and then again when you fall going out #probably empty-handed because none of the prices are marked and you don’t really want to ask him how much anything costs #he probably short-changes you if you do try to buy something #and accuses you of trying to short-change him when you question it #Aziraphale is literally everything you hate in a shopkeeper
You have the best tags.
(via calamitycallaghan)
What is this ‘Normal’ you speak of on Tumblr
Is it that one rare virus
Or is it part of the flu
Whatever it is I’ve only seen it like two times
Well look at the people who work hard and made this country as great as it is…… who did that? Was it anime fans?? no. It was hard-working, redblooded white Christian Americans
...
I--
Wow, it's actually hard to come up with a response to that last statement.
Goodness gracious, man.
Normal, by definition, can't be what sets something apart. 'Normal' can't be what made America great. What makes America great, my bro, is the fact that it's diverse, and it accepts those of many different cultures and backgrounds in order to make itself better.
So no. Having 'hard-working redblooded white Christian Americans' did not make America great. Having Indian American doctors come out with life-saving cures, German American engineers make our buildings and cars safer, and Polish Americans chemists concoct new materials make America great.
Having anime fans, political science majors, and architects be able to talk with one another and share common interests in one place... that's what makes America great.
So yeah, don't take all the credit here, bro. What makes America great is every last person in it. Not just white, black, blue, green, or indigo. Not just Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, or Buddhist.
Every single type of person, bro.
Because, to tell you the truth, throughout history, 'normal' hasn't been the type of person getting stuff done.
So. Much. Sass.
If Allen West ran with her as VP, I would fucking squeal.
Allen West/Sarah Palin………. God……. I would love that……….. the terrorist scumbags would be CRYING if that ever happened
Yes, they would be.
From insane laughter.
Pfft.
HELLO PRO-LIFE BROS
A question: Do you support the Death Penalty?
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So you are. You have a good paying job yet abuse taxpayer money…what the fuck is wrong with you? You fucking MOOCH.
And both points get no where fast... Neither of you are going to agree or reach some kind of impass.
If you go berzerk and kill people over a picture of your religious figure being exposed
That means you are not part of a religion, but a cult.
THIS
makes sense
Why do I
enjoy tacos
so much
because you enjoy making me cry just that much more
huh
that explains it
whelp
some republicans are so disgustingly selfish and closed minded it makes me sick. i hope some of you end up on welfare someday so you know how it feels. maybe then you’ll shut the fuck up about paying for other people’s well-being. too harsh? idgaf.
Wow, um, okay. That makes you close minded too, you know.
It's horrible to wish bad on anybody. Instead, be the better person, or just don't insult at all! It makes you seem like the asshole, dude.
Some democrats are disgustingly selfish and closed minded. It's called BEING HUMAN. Many people are dicks, regardless of political affiliation.
Whooo!
Why do I
enjoy tacos
so much
Are you a politics blog, a comic book blog, a rp blog, or a fandom blog?
Yes.
COFFEE!
Coffee, coffee, coffee!
Yes, I inject myself with coffee at 11PM.
I love coffee *twitch*
Coffee
Coffee is the best ever
I believe that Republicans like Mitt Romney, and Paul Ryan are no better than the Taliban.
Just like the taliban? Well, this person either know nothing about the taliban, or she’s been listening to Obama talk about Romney Ryan instead of doing her own research.
*SIGH* Really? And these people are going to be voting…….America, I’m scared.
Yet if I call Democrats terrorists, I get yelled at.
Democrats ARE terrorists. Domestic terrorists.
...Neither Republicans or Democrats seem to be terrorists, and I am 99.7% sure that neither of the Presidential candidates, or their running mates are terrorists.
Both believe they are trying to do what is best for America, and the division comes in whether you believe it'll work or not.
HERE IT IS LIV
Part One of Three of your Lydian genderbent.
The flight attendent thought I was crazy when I giggled and blushed as I wrote it
THIS IS SMUTTY so readers beware
Wheeeeeee
I slept some