You Don't Know Me.

This is a Lobo independent RP tumblr. None of the gifs and images you see here are mine, though minor edits by me are possible. Anything NSFW will be tagged with "NSFW". This is primarily a Prime Earth Lobo. [ NOTE ] This is a 18+ blog and NSFW posts may not be censored under "Read More". [ TRACKING ] themasterfrag | lobobait

[themasterfrag]

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"The Main Man sends his regards."

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"You are shockingly rude.” Hank wanted to make a stand - yes, it was over Twinkies, but the man was obviously in need of a lesson in manners - but a silent instinct told him that this wasn’t a fight he could likely win. A leather gloved hand sat on his shoulder, and pushed him aside with ease, making him sigh wearily and rub at the bridge of his nose as Lobo took the box, shaking his head. “And I thought Deadpool was bad.”

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"Thank you," Lobo replied when Hank called him rude. Of course it was not a compliment but just to mock the man the alien pretended as if it was. At least the animal was smart enough not to test his might against Lobo physically. "Deadpool? No clue who the bastich is but he sounds like my kind o' man." Digging his paw into the box the Main Man proceeded to retrieve a couple Twinkies and rip them from their packages.

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“I know, I know- I’ve done my inter-stellar travels.” it vibrated, the phone, demanding her attention to check. She continued to speak otherwise, checking an email. Her tone was slightly slower, multitasking. “Thanks.” Her tone was a tad dull as well, but she only meant it slightly. “I try. One hundred percent Earth native.”

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Sucking his teeth Lobo grunted when he noticed her lack of attention. Clearly the female was doing it on purpose and it was scratching at the Main Man. "An' I thought I was rude," He mentioned under his breath reaching forward and gripping the cellphone. If she would let him Lobo would proceed to rip it from her grasp and crunch it in his own. Afterward the various pieces of the device would fall to the ground, "One hundred percent sounds right, keezy fem."

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+ hulksdontdoweak & notbadforamazing

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"Gah!" Peter yelled out as the large man pushed his face away, falling over from the strength present in an effortless push. He got up, re-positioned his mask, walking over and trying to poke his shoulder in the most annoying way. “Hey! Jerkazoid from Planet X! Yosemite Sam called, he wants his facial hair back! And his bad attitude!”

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A smirk overcame Lobo's facade as he heard the hero's voice speak up. Turning on his heel he let his muscular frame face the boy in tights after the barrage of annoying pokes. "Don't you have a pajama party to go to?" He mentioned with a chuckle letting his crimson orbs examine the flamboyant costume.

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+ hulksdontdoweak & notbadforamazing

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"If I’m the best part of this planet you’ve seen, you haven’t traveled enough, big guy.” She scoffed, hand on her slung hip. She flared her other hand a bit, smart phone in hand off, black screen now. She ran her finger through her hair to get it out of her face, looking down on him with an impressive smirk. 

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It was no secret that Lobo was not from this planet and it had been ages since the last time he was even on Earth. Having just arrived earlier in the week she was right in guessing that he did not travel enough, "Nah, but I've been through galaxies an' it's safe t' say you rival quite a few brads."

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+ venominjournalism & bewarethekatana

Lobo reached forward prodding at the symbiote's teeth, "Those would look good on a necklace." Soon his attention was caught by an attractive female with a sword, "An' I'll just take you home as a souvenir."

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+ hulksdontdoweak & notbadforamazing

Not even bothering to greet the man dressed in red and blue, Lobo pressed his large palm into the man's face to push him out of the way. Of course his intention was to get the exotic colored female. Being a inter-galactic bounty hunter meant Lobo had seen women in just about every shade, "Finally. Earth is looking up."

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+ imyourblueberrymuffin

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Hank had to resist the urge to snort at the squinting alien, resisting the urge to twiddle his ears as he did so. He crossed his arms as the other man flared his nostrils, recognising exactly what he was doing and shielding the Twinkies from view. “You happen to be an uninvited guest.”

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"Only in America can someone deny a man food," Lobo scoffed as he took a step toward Hank. Placing a leather covered hand in the locks of the beast's shoulders, he casually pushed him aside to reveal the Twinkies, "Out o' the way. I've killed for less." Without warning, or asking, Lobo hoisted the box and ripped the top off, "Vlash suh frag."*

*Translated from Interlac: "Shut up or die."

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+ tokillabarton

Crimson optics would scan the figure in front of him before ultimately chuckling, "Look at this bastiche, wearing purple. HAH!"

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+ imyourblueberrymuffin

[positivelybeastly]

Hank tapped the ear piece that he wore at all times, capable of picking up practically any language in the Shi’ar database and translating instantly - and if it wasn’t a recognised language, it simply worked it out. “I’m holding anything out on you because I don’t owe you anything. But since you ask, yes, I do have food.” Several Twinkies, as a matter of fact

[themasterfrag]

As the creature tapped his fuzzy ear Lobo's crimson hues would squint to try and make out what he was doing. Finally noticing the earpiece the Main Man just kept the new found information to himself and never acknowledged if he understood or not. "I'm a guest an' I thought it was common courtesy t' feed guests." Flaring his nostrils Lobo caught the scent of Twinkies.

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+ imyourblueberrymuffin

"Hahn Sho Lobo skahveyt-ka, ka SKAHvey keezy mutant."*

*Translated from Interlac: “The Main Man can smell you, you stinkin’ little mutant.”

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"I smell of coconut, pine and vanilla filling, thank you very much. There’s really no need to be rude."

[themasterfrag]

Lobo was impressed that the creature actually knew what language he was speaking. Considering the animal's intelligence the bounty hunter simply asked, "Vanilla filling, you holdin' food out on me?" Trying to be less rude and not call him another name.

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Lobo by ~vitorgorino

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By: andreibressan

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+ imyourblueberrymuffin

"Hahn Sho Lobo skahveyt-ka, ka SKAHvey keezy mutant."*

*Translated from Interlac: "The Main Man can smell you, you stinkin' little mutant."

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