Mayonnaise Bitch

[themayonnaisebitch]

[themayonnaisebitch]

有人說：這是我們老了之後的樣子。 最好我們都一起變瘦吧！可是大家剛剛就一起吃Five Guys😂🌭🌭🥛🥛 #bff #bigfatfriends (at K11 MUSEA) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJgRp6EDR3eBSNACc34Hqzgt2abV_xEoxNhJIo0/?igshid=1rozt9mkzckwy

[hornedsnakeofanwyn]

Prayer to Tyche

Tyche, fleeting and precious Tyche Beloved sister of oceans and rivers and seas Who holds the source of goodness in her hands Goddess, much loved and famed and invoked Hold in your heart this prayer that I dedicate to you Lady of our luck and fate, mistress of chance Who with Nemesis spreads evenly joy and woe Across the earth, giving and taking your blessings Blessed Tyche, ever changing, ever shifting Wherever you reside, in the heavens, in the waters, on the roads and corners of our cities, Be appeased in these offerings of words Be praised and forever invoked As the source of our luck and the guide to our fate Hail oh Tyche, excellent and bountiful goddess of blessings

[this-possum-cries]

[stupidpurin]

‎(ᐡ ; ﻌ ;ᐡ ) 💉

[themayonnaisebitch]

[matchagirl]

i cant believe this is a real photo

[sartorialadventure]

Linda Friesen

[themayonnaisebitch]

Breakfast at 3:50pm

Cigarettes and coffee Breakfast at three-fifty My black pantyhose infested with holes And that glass vase contains some roses

I do not worry But my mind is weary It was a long while, I suppose I might forgot how to prose

There is sunshine in your smile I wish I could keep it in a file Only those with beautiful souls could make my heart dance Could make a dragon lose its defense.

[playburo]

tonje thilesen

[taichi-kungfu-online]

Workout For Daily Life

[chitarra10]

Reblogging for the neck pain ones… whoa Nelly, do I ever get the most killer neck pains.

[800-dick-pics]

if youre hypermobile or have eds be careful with some of these

[wiccanginger]

Reblogging the wrist ones for all the artists out there lol

[oxykitten2006]

[themayonnaisebitch]

這是大約兩三年前親戚送的禮物。 一直有眼不識泰山，就把這玩意兒放在一角冷待；直到某日搜尋到它的資料才發現這東西他媽的真貴。 是一股胭脂似的藥水味，一開始還有點刺鼻，但只要給它一點時間揮發就演變成頭等艙中某個帶有一點韻味的叔叔。 前晚跟Iris談及到香水，才倏然記起此物存在；為了不暴殄天物，決定找方法用上它。這東西單用不成，就用另一支香水跟它來個layering——一手拿起常用的肥皂味香水（另一支更常用的香水是我媽的Flower by Kenzo）輕輕噴灑。 肥皂香水，通常都是淡香水或者body spray，而且價格廉宜。於我而言，昂貴的香水不一定喜歡，但便宜貨十居其九都不入流；偏偏肥皂味的香水卻打動我心。還有，這氣味在我身上產生的反差使我對它的喜愛有增無減。 肥皂味令人聯想到純真的幸福感，而且帶來年輕感。回到是次layering的實驗，它的甜美不膩正正中和了頭等艙大叔起始時的苦澀與辛辣；肥皂少女與大叔融和後的氣味正是歷劫重生後的知性女人——起始時那純然的甜還在，與木香杉脂的辛苦形成帶有些許遺憾的笑靨，然後肥皂的甜迅速消散，留下本來的胭脂香。可是甜香並非完全消失，而是成為了名為緬懷的幽靈。 就如樹脂從樹的傷口留出、亦如龍涎香累月經年的形成——成長免不過傷害並留下了痕跡，但有時亦產生出寶貴的芳香物。人早已脫離單純的青春，或者新的香氣正是成長的證據。 #baccaratrouge540 #savon #fragrance https://www.instagram.com/p/CCl2N2AAgiAjfqSMVVrEcIE29Ij6WcbB8o-12s0/?igshid=178uerfy0jb5b

[themayonnaisebitch]

LUCIFER Roberto Ferri 2013; Italy; 146 x 114.5 cm #contemporaryart #lucifer https://www.instagram.com/p/CCYwIUqJ953nMBznmEdFzeWb3RcFQ7SE_btybo0/?igshid=5lt1r2yifqop

[themayonnaisebitch]

倏然想起陳可樂溫柔的提示——見字呼吸。 無論世界末日早已經發生還是明天確定不會到來，現在還生存中的話，要記得呼吸、呼吸、深呼吸。 小小的麴菌們也在呼吸，還有十多天左右就要變成佳餚的一部分了，它們仍在我面前大口大口地呼吸。看到氣泡浮現爆破，彷彿能聽到米麴在「噗嚕～噗嚕～」地呼吸着。 發酵是生命轉化的一種現象，是生物體對於有機物的某種分解過程。有時候，人經過沉澱與時間的轉化，某事某物亦隨着我們的改變而分解，再合成新的產物。環境變化會影響米麴發酵過程，人生亦然；只是米麴無意識選擇要變成鹽麴還是甘酒，人倒有意志去選擇要怎樣改變。 或者暫時未能看見前路，但只要還能呼吸，向前行就對了。 #shiokouji #fermentation #standtogether #hongkong https://www.instagram.com/p/CCJd24fA2owkGZN3pUkSuqmSZWyDWmGLnVBD8M0/?igshid=ei8mv1vhotmh

[ingod-we-thrust]

ATTENTION WITCHES!

So I'm aware of the mass hex that's supposedly happening on the full moon on the 5th against the police, the institution, and white suprememcists, however I have NOT seen any instructions or resources shared by a specific organiser. I largely feel as though it was an idea that floated around but never gained enough traction to be planned properly

I'd like to propose this spell that I have found in on of my books on witchcraft (Inner magic: a guide to modern witchcraft by Ann-Marie Gallagher)

The beauty of this spell is that it is not a hex or curse, so it's safe for inexperienced witches to do without anything bad rebounding on them. It's a binding spell created to stop a wrongdoer from continuing to do harm, I believe we will be able to name the wrongdoer as 'those against the BLM protesting'.

This spell, however, should be performed on a WANING moon on a SATURDAY, which would be this Saturday coming (Sat 6th June), since the full moon is on the 5th.

Please spread this if you think its a good idea.

[themayonnaisebitch]

Happy Birthday Mom! 這是第一個你不在家的生日，因此去了「媽不在家」訂了「藍人秘蛋」（蝶豆花青檸芝士蛋糕）給你。 但願你在遠方安好。 放心，家裏一切平安，勿憂。 舅父，到八月時再訂一個給你。 #mom #happybirthday @mumsnothome https://www.instagram.com/p/CAuYKZhgyCotrriE_B-NtEuVwWss2pH4ShVrA80/?igshid=1cakvsmzvsob1