The Media Demons

Ask Alastor and Vox!

[themediademons]

Welcome to the Media Demons blog!

Send asks for Vox and Alastor!

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“My dear people, we welcome you to this blog—“

“HELLO DENIZEN! WELCOME TO THIS THING, YOU CAN TALK TO ME ABOUT MY #1 RATED RADIO BROADCAST, THE BEST AND MOST RELIABLE SOURCE OF MEDIA IN ALL OF PENTAGRAM CITY. LISTEN TO MY BROADCASTS EVERYDAY AT NOON, OR WHEN I DO THEM!”

“What he means to say is you can speak to either of us by sending an ask, and TV is inferior to Radio.”

Rules:

1. Be mindful with your asks.

2. Bully Alastor and Vox. Not the mod.

Anon list

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“Well hello there you wayward sinners!”

“We truly do apologize for the entertainment being so dull lately!”

“No we don’t. We’re both overlords and have fucking jobs. Well I do at least, not sure if hotel manager counts as one—“

“What Vox is trying to say is that we’ve both made time in our schedules to entertain you once again.”

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Ooph. Still afraid a dogs, huh buddy? Dogs can't hurt you. Not anymore.

“Oh don’t be ridiculous, I never claimed to be afraid of dogs. I simply have to interest in ever interacting with one of those vermin for the rest of my afterlife!”

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*inhale*

skibidi toilet..

“A what now?”

“Well it’s… oh fuck this. I’m not going to even try explaining that shit to a boomer like you.”

“A boomer? Do go on, Picture Box. Indulge me in this terminology, hm?”

“You’d get an aneurism if I fucking tried, and trust me you don’t want to know.”

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Boop! :3c

“If you intend on keeping your fingers be a dear and don’t touch me.”

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Bet Vox wishes Alastor would eat him-

Who said that?

“W–W-WHAT?! No the fuck I don’t!”

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ok I've been wanting to know this because I kinda don't get it..

why do you two hate each other so much?? is it because you both like different kinds of technology or-??

“What’s not to hate about him?”

“Oh fuck you! As if there isn’t reasons to hate you?”

“You’re Infuriating,”

“Fucking loser!”

“Insufferable,”

“Fossil—“

“And rather useless, don’t you agree? There simply isn’t a use for such ridiculous picture boxes.”

“Fuck you! Radio obsessed prick!”

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Alastor, if u got forced 2 be locked in an empty room w nothing but vox, no powers no anything, for 48 hours, do u think u will survive

“Not like that would be happening but I’ll entertain you on this prospect, my dear!”

“Why I’ll do just fine in the situation, my only problem being the idiotic picture box. Two days with him truly will lead to a migraine but it’s not as though I haven’t experienced worse.”

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Alastor, did you keep Vox's old box head like an obsessed ex?

—idk, call me radiostatic anon ig, cuz I love toxic old men

“I’d say that’s quite the lie you’ve conjured. A little ridiculous to assume I’m obsessed with Vox, it’s the other way around truly.”

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Hoo boy. You two have some issues to work out, don't you?

“No.”

“...”

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Vox how does it feel that Alastor is still better than you? Also hi Al!

“Alastor is not fucking better! He’s a radio obsessed prick with cannibalistic tendencies! Not to mention that he’s fucking helping the princess with that excuse of redemption she’s got going on.”

“Why hello, dear!”

“And you really shouldn’t bad mouth the Princess whilst I reside at her hotel Vox, fair warning.”

“…fuck you.”

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Hey Alastor, people have been telling me for months that I'm very similar to you. Thoughts on that?

CG

“Why I find that to be a very entertaining prospect! Perhaps you should join me and Rosie at her Emporium for tea some time.”

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What are your opinions on hellhounds?

— sincerely, a hellhound 💜

“Oh, hellhounds? Well they’re alright—“

“They’re vermin that deserve to perish.”

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hello pookies how’s it going

“My dear, do be a tad more simplistic. What are these pookies you’re referring to?”

“They’re referring to us, Alastor.”

“Ah, so those frivolous phrases you folks are creating.”

“That’s one way to put it.”

“As the young kids say, it do be bussin respectfully.”

“Don’t ever fucking say that again.”

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You two would be a cute couple :3

“And your flesh would pair perfectly with my famous Jambalaya!”

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Whats you guys opinion on bread

“Bread? It’s used to make sandwiches?”

“It’s more than just sandwiches you arrogant fool! It depends on the kind of dish you’re having, dear. French bread would be excellent for a good Po’ Boy sandwich whilst toast may be used for Pâté Maison.”

“Pate Mason..?”

“It’s Pâté Maison, a liver pâté spread, truly a delectable dish.”

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Do you two secretly love each other?

“Love each other? Now that’s just preposterous, my dear! Why would I waste my time with an idiot picture box?”

“Fuck you. Why would I love some radio obsessed fucker that eats people?”