#haz

[offsitehazard]

The truth is I've dont know if I have any imagination so uhhhh why did I think i could do this lmfao

[offsitehazard]

Nothing will bruise you up like a metal toy and you'll thank it for the pleasure.

[offsitehazard]

I lied I'm not good at this horny posting shit I'm not coy at all I'm going to be a cunt motherfucker about it.

[offsitehazard]

I think it says a lot about my personality tgst this started bc I saw a lot of horny posting and went "surely I could do better"

[ghostlynocturnalspirit]

do u have more flowerpott raising Harry hcs?

I feel like they were chill parents letting him roam around and occasionally eat sand, but since he was their first kid, they were constantly looking up whether or not things were safe and calling their pediatrician or Effie

hahah omg yes. esp james would be stressed af

★ everyone laughed at first because they thought little haz was a really grumpy baby, until lily realized that like his father harry could see fuck all. as soon as he got his mini glasses he became the happies bubbliest baby alive

★ harry is called haz by james, prongslet by sirius, mini james by peter and harry by everyone else

★ literally the first day of being alive sirius gave him a black dog plushie and it's his favorite stuffed animal that he has in his bed until he's well into his teenage years [insert super smug sirius here]

★ james and harry have matching lightning mcqueen crocs and fancy light sabers

★ harry is suchhh a mama's boy. like he will have super duper mega fun play times with dad where they reenact star wars scenes and drive fast like mcqueen and make forts and so on, but as soon as lily enters the room harry wants uppies and to be carried around by her. james can’t blame him because he's also just as obsessed with lily (hey, she's mine, haz! don't steal my wife, i also want cuddles!)

★ james and lily raise him montessori style and really try to include him in everything and make him independent early on. everything is low and adjusted to his size

★ gentle parenting but with no nonsense attitude. ehh but james is playful so he enables him a bit though, BUT ☝🏻 if mama says no in her stern voice then harry listens immediately (unbeknownst to them he's actually copying james who always immediately listens and does whatever she wants and asks for, and baby harry just figured that anything mama says is the law and should automatically be followed)

★ his first word is mama, of course, but james almost cried when his next word was pa'foo instead of daddy [insert super smug sirius here]

★ in general baby harry babbles a lottttt before he can even speak, and james always nods and talks back as if they're having serious conversations. no baby voice, he's genuinely treated like a person/mini adult

★ when everyone is gathered together in the living room at godric's hollow then harry gets really overwhelmed because there's daddy and pa'foo and 'oony and womy and mary and 'alene and so many people he wants to hang out with, and how is he to choose between them? in the end he totters over to mama and demands uppies and falls asleep in the crook of her neck

★ haz got his first quidditch broom at 3 years old (james had to spend half a year convincing lily that there would always be someone keeping track of him, helping him if something went wrong) and at 5 years old he's a pro and loves to hang upside down in the air right beside lily, because mama shrieks and demands that he get down immediately and it always makes harry shriek back and zoom around even more

★ james blows raspberries into his tummy and it makes him giggle so hard. yk that lovely baby laugh that is such pure happiness

★ lily sings lullabies for him (harry's favorite is lavender's blue) and james does bedtime stories, reenacting the scenes he's telling

★ whenever harry gets sick james immediately calls for effie and wants her advice 24/7. he's like so freaking stressed and lily sometimes has to grab his face, squish his cheeks and tell him to calm down their son is not dying, it’s js a cold

★ harry's first day at kindergarten james cried (harry comes home babbling about this blond boy who he loves and says he's going to marry just like daddy and mama) (they laugh it off) (they make an ugh face when they realize that teenage harry is serious about this draco and that their boy is gonna marry into the malfoys)

★ haz likes to sleep with his parents, and he regularly sleeps in between them up until kindergarten is over when he's five. if james is away harry can sneak into their bed and sleep beside lily even when he's eight. lily strokes his brown curls until he dozes off, feeling completely safe

★ they rather quickly figured out that harry also has adhd... and that his one long lasting hyperfixation also is quidditch...

★ up until he's like five james randomly picks him up and flings him into the air then kisses his entire face. haz giggles or grunts in annoyance

★ harry never really stops wanting hugs from lily, even when he's older he wants her as soon as something has gone wrong. when he's stressed or anxious he goes to her and she talks him through it and gently asks questions that make him change his mindset

★ harry loooves anything fast and high up in the air. he convinces james to do this muggle invention with him called the zipline. he dreams for a long time about becoming a pilot

★ marlene influences him so his favorite disney movie in the end becomes mulan, but he's also a die hard lion king fan

★ harry once hit lily during a tantrum and that was the only time he ever saw daddy really mad. not so that he got scared of him but harry never did it again after that

★ he's a cheeky lil bastard so he figured out that if he asks daddy then there's a 43% higher chance that he'll get a yes, and then mama can’t get mad at him, instead she has to be mad at james and daddy's the one getting reprimanded

★ he loves loves loves pear ice cream

"daddy, wan' more more more more more more!"

"okay okay, merlin haz calm down, you'll get more pear ice cream, it's okay, breathe."

★ lily teaches harry how to ride a bike and she was like running holding a pole in the back, then she let go without him knowing and when harry realized he felt so betrayed. his face was priceless. but he also realized that he could in fact now do it alone and then he's zooming around the whole neighborhood

★ harry's blushing so hard and rolling his eyes the first time that he's on the train platform going to hogwarts, with his dad standing there teary-eyed and telling him to listen to everything professor minnie says. "ugh yes i'll listen to her, stop being so embarrassing, dad!"

[lightningcreature]

"Goodnight all my children, now, you must lay down your heads.

You wouldn't want the sun to catch you missing from your beds.

I wish that we could stay here. I wish with all my heart.

But to the earth we've been committed, and now we must depart."

My entry for @allaboardthezariman 's Contest! More below~

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Okay, now onto the explanation part.

SPOILERS AHEAD!

A certain void angel is mentioned over and over. Sometimes it's Drifter, sometimes it's a familiar face, a brother, sometimes it is just an angel. Either way, angels are supposed to protect you, aren't they? Being young and adventurous is tiring, a nap won't hurt. Just a little rest with a guardian angel...

[omprakash00]

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