The Meme Farm

This is where I store sweet, sweet memes for later harvest.  I very rarely make Memes, but feel free to reblog them from here.  I don't usually collect overly long or suggestive memes, or memes with GIFs or large pictures.  I also do not tag.  Please watch yourselves.

[masterlistphoenix]

ONE MASTERLIST.  ALL ROLEPLAYERS.  

What is PHOENIX?

PHOENIX is a masterlist experience designed to be a singular stop for roleplayers to network and search for other blogs to interact with.

Currently, the project is new–an age of about one week as of writing this–but it is a working prototype and I am inviting anyone interested to participate and please reblog this post.  

https://masterlistphoenix.tumblr.com/

Again, if you have any interest, add yourself, reblog this post, and take a look at the blog.  

The more interest the Beta Test gathers, the more motivated I will be to finish and actually implement the features I imagine it to have, including searching, filtering, reporting, and many, many more fields of information that can be input.

Thank you, and happy writing.  

[thememefarmlands]

Send me ✨ and I’ll write you a starter in a random verse!

[uptonogoodindiememes]

How I Met Your Mother Sentence Meme - The Bracket & The Chain of Screaming

“Hey, what’s with the blackboard?”

“Hey that looks familiar, where did you get it?”

“There’s no school today, it’s a saturday.”

“You’re team lost twenty minutes ago.”

“Something strange is going on.”

“Wait, you go to the hardware store to pick up girls?”

“Why does this keep happening?”

“Maybe you’re not as good a lire as you think you are.”

“I know he seems charming, but he’s just saying whatever it takes to get in your pants.”

“Do not pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the girls he’s slept with.”

“You’re really enjoying this aren’t you?”

“I don’t know, that’s a lot riding on a girl who giggles when she lies.”

“Have you ever fallen asleep while eating ribs?”

“You know, I’m curious. What do you say to these girls to get them to come home with you?”

The Chain of Screaming

“This is New York city, you’re never gonna drive it.”

“Shotgun for eternity!”

“You can’t call shotgun for eternity.”

“Dude, we’re lawyers now.”

“I’ve never been screamed at like that in my life.”

“You’ve been working so hard, let nights, weekends, I never see you.”

“Dude, I can’t believe you cried in front of your boss.”

“How the hell am I supposed to face this guy again?”

“Yeah, because it’s soooo easy just to bust out a big eloquent speech off the top of your head.”

“Secruity’s gonna rough you up a bit on your way out.”

“I need this job, I need the money.”

“How good would it feel to walk in there tomorrow, tell him off and then quit.”

“I need your take on this. What should I do?”

“That is the first useful thing anyone has said to me tonight.”

“Which of these carpets would look better in the new apartment?”

“Wow, you two are already saying the L word, huh?”

“I did something stupid. Can we just drive somewhere? I need to get way, just drive.”

“Is that ice cream cone big enough?”

“You don’t look as good in suits as you think you do.”

“I can fix it. First thing tomorrow, I’m gonna go in there on my hands and knees and beg for my job back.”

“Our future isn’t money, or an apartment, and it’s definitely not you being miserable at that horrible job.”

[thememefarmlands]

Send me "Begin Anew" for a starter of my muse meeting yours for the first time!

This doesn't have to replace the previous interaction, it's just a way of seeing what else could have happened!

[thememefarmlands]

Send me 📺 and I’ll tell you what AUs/Verses of mine I think would be interesting to explore with your muse!

[undine66770]

If you decide to do this, please tag me! I would love to see it!

Custom Handwriting Meme, Made By Me 1: Your favorite colors (write at least 4) 2: What languages can you speak fluently? (if applicable) 3: What languages do you hope to learn? 4: Write something in a language you speak fluently rather than English (and provide an English translation). [if applicable] 5: Write something in the language you are learning (and provide an English translation). 6: Who are your favorite singers? (write at least 4) 7: What’s your favorite country? 8: Do you have a favourite historical figure? If so, who? (if applicable) 9: Write four quotes you like. It can be by anyone. Don’t forget to list who said the quote! 10: What’s your favourite season? 11: Do you have a favorite anime? List at least 2. 12: Write three lyrics from three of your favorite singers/artists. 13: What place in the world do you hope to visit the most? 14: Try writing something with your non-dominant hand. 15: What’s your favorite Pokémon (if applicable?) 16: What’s your favorite Pokémon type? (if applicable)? 17: What’s your favorite video game and video game console? (if applicable). 18: Write a random fact about yourself. 19: Write the sentence, “The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.” 20: What place do you want to visit for a holiday/vacation? 21: Write something in cursive (if applicable.) 22: Who are your favorite actors/actresses? Write at least 5 (if applicable). 23: Write your favorite book. And finally, 24: Write 3 things that you are currently fixated on/interested in.

[brbmakingmemes-moved]

♥ BEE GEES LYRICS SENTENCE STARTERS ♥

❝The sun in my life, it i dead.❞

❝Where are the girls I left all behind?❞

❝Where is the girl I loved all along? The girl that I loved, she is gone.❞

❝It’s something I think’s worthwhile.❞

❝It’s just a photograph of someone that I knew.❞

❝Have you seen my wife, _____?❞

❝Do you know what it’s like on the outside?❞

❝I want my life to be lived with you.❞

❝You don’t know what it’s like to love somebody the way I love you.❞

❝Where in the world will I be tomorrow?❞

❝If I remember all of the things I have done, I’d remember all of the times I’ve gone wrong.❞

❝Something’s telling me I must go home.❞

❝I’ve just got to get a message to you.❞

❝If I broke her heart, won’t you tell her I’m sorry.❞

❝Well I did it to him, now it’s my turn to die.❞

❝If I’d only seen that the joke was on me.❞

❝I recall the moment of them all, the day I kissed your cheek and you were mine.❞

❝I can’t get myself over you.❞

❝Don’t forget to remember me and the love that used to be.❞

❝Where would I be without my woman?❞

❝How can you mend a broken heart?❞

❝How can you mend this broken man?❞

❝Please help me mend my broken heart and let me live again.❞

❝Am I unwise to open up your eyes to love me?❞

❝Run to me whenever you’re lonely.❞

❝Run to me if you need a shoulder.❞

❝So darling, you run to me.❞

❝I can’t stay away.❞

❝I will wait even if it takes forever.❞

❝Be tender with my love.❞

❝You know how easy it is to love me.❞

❝I’ve been kicked around since I was born.❞

❝I’m stayin’ alive.❞

❝I wanna feel you in my arms again.❞

❝We belong to you and me.❞

❝You’re the light in my deepest darkest hour.❞

❝I never really looked before but now you take my breath away.❞

❝Here in your arms I found my paradise.❞

❝If I lose you now I think I would die.❞

❝I don’t want nobody baby, if I can’t have you.❞

❝I love you so much more then my life.❞

❝You’ll never know what you have done for me.❞

❝There’s no fight you can’t fight.❞

❝I’ll be following you.❞

❝You win again.❞

❝I’m gonna be there one day when you fall.❞

❝This breakin’ heart just hurts me more when we’re apart.❞

❝Your kisses taste like honey.❞

❝I’m the man who loves you inside out.❞

❝What am I gonna do if we lose that fire?❞

❝There’s a hole in my soul.❞

❝I’m still in love with you.❞

❝Now I know but a little too late that I could not live without you.❞

❝I’ll follow you anywhere. I promise I’ll be there.❞

❝I remember how your body started trembling.❞

❝Somehow I always end up alone.❞

❝I don’t want to be alone.❞

❝I’ll go anywhere with you.❞

❝Hope rides on.❞

❝They know not what they do. Forgive them of their sins.❞

❝This world may end. Not you and I.❞

❝We got nothing to be guilty of.❞

[brbmakingmemes-moved]

TEXT MESSAGES

a mix of platonic, fluff, angst, & nsfw

[ 📱 — sms ] can i call you?

[ 📱 — sms ] please answer me.

[ 📱 — sms ] i miss you.

[ 📱 — sms ] where are you?

[ 📱 — sms ] is everything okay?

[ 📱 — sms ] i love you.

[ 📱 — sms ] i feel so alone.

[ 📱 — sms ] i feel alone without you.

[ 📱 — sms ] do you want me to pick up food?

[ 📱 — sms ] do you need me to pick you up?

[ 📱 — sms ] can you pick me up?

[ 📱 — sms ] i miss your touch.

[ 📱 — sms ] i might have made a mistake.

[ 📱 — sms ] who is this?

[ 📱 — sms ] i think you have the wrong number.

[ 📱 — sms ] i can’t stop thinking about you.

[ 📱 — sms ] do you ever think about us?

[ 📱 — sms ] i’m in the hospital.

[ 📱 — sms ] i want you in my bed again.

[ 📱 — sms ] i woke up and you were gone.

[ 📱 — sms ] i want to kiss you in places you’ll never forget.

[ 📱 — sms ] i’m pregnant.

[ 📱 — sms ] did you just propose to me over text message?

[ 📱 — sms ] i touch myself when i think about you.

[ 📱 — sms ] i need you. now.

[ 📱 — sms ] i’m sorry for what i said.

[ 📱 — sms ] you’re my best friend.

[ 📱 — sms ] i need somewhere to crash.

[ 📱 — sms ] i thought you didn’t want to talk to me.

[ 📱 — sms ] was that pic meant for me?

[ 📱 — sms ] i’m in trouble and need your help.

[brbmakingmemes-moved]

VAMPIRE THEMED SENTENCE STARTERS

a mix of human and vampire dialogue. change pronouncs as you see fit!

❝I can’t turn into a bat, now stop asking.❞

❝What happened to all of the O positive bags in the fridge?❞

❝I’m actually a vegetarian vampire.❞

❝Vampires have hard-ons longer.❞

❝I’m ____ years old.❞

❝Did you really think holy water was going to work on me?❞

❝Did you try to stake me in my sleep?❞

❝You have no idea how many lives I’ve lived.❞

❝Your blood tastes so good.❞

❝I actually sleep in a bed, not a coffin.❞

❝I can’t live another century without you.❞

❝You’re the first human I’ve loved in hundreds of years.❞

❝If there’s anyone I want to stake me it’s you.❞

❝You call that a stake?❞

❝I thought that if I turned you we could be together forever.❞

❝You really don’t know anything about vampires, do you?❞     

❝I’m a vampire. Duh.❞

❝Vampire hunters have been after me for years.❞ 

❝I’ll rip out your heart and drink it look a juice box.❞   

❝I’m not going to turn you.❞

❝I want you to turn me.❞

❝Are you saying that my blood is gross?❞

❝He screamed at me that he was a creature of the night and tried to drink my blood.❞

❝My vampire boyfriend is going to kick your ass!❞

❝I’m going to drag your ass out into the sun!❞

❝Bite me. I want you to do it.❞

❝I can’t believe the person I fell in love with is a vampire.❞

❝You could have killed me!❞

❝What special powers do you have?❞

❝Please don’t eat me.❞

❝Do you really think you’ll live forever?❞     

❝I’ve been hunting your kind for years.❞

❝You healed that fast?❞

❝You turned me against my will!❞

❝Did you think turning me would make me love you forever?❞    

❝I’m so hungry right now.❞

❝I’m so hungry I could eat a horse…or you.❞

❝I like biting that special place right between the thighs.❞

❝I just want to bite you all over.❞

❝How badly does biting someone hurt?❞        

❝Can’t we feed on each other?❞

❝Just because you turned me doesn’t mean we’re together.❞  

[brbmakingmemes-moved]

INTIMATE SENTENCE STARTERS

a mix of platonic, shippy, & nsfw dialogue. change pronouncs as you see fit!

❝I will always be here by your side.❞

❝I’ve been in love with you since the day we met.❞

❝Look me in the eye right now and tell me that you love me.❞

❝Touch me right there and don’t stop.❞

❝I never said thank you for always being there for me.❞

❝All I want to do is touch you right now.❞

❝I had a dream about you last night. It was the best damn dream I ever had.❞

❝I went through hell to get to you.❞

❝Don’t take your eyes off of me.❞

❝If I don’t feel your lips on my body right now I’m going to lose my mind.❞

❝Kiss me on every place you’ve ever wanted.❞

❝I never wanted anyone more in my life.❞

❝I touched myself thinking about you last night.❞

❝Listen to me - I love you.❞

❝The whole world fades when I’m with you.❞

❝I feel your breath against my neck and I know I’m done for.❞

❝Why do you convince yourself that you don’t deserve me?❞

❝Fuck me harder and harder until all I know how to say is your name.❞

❝I’ve waited all day to do this.❞

❝What wouldn’t I do for you?❞

[brbmakingmemes-moved]

Our muses are sparring and my muse ends up on top of yours, pinning them down. Send me  ❝ Looks like you won. ❞ for my muse’s reaction.

[artisticlicenserpmemes]

Saberspark’s What the HELL series Sentence Starters 1

Saberspark losing his mind over weird animated films.

Movie: Killer Bean Forever.

We have a city to burn.

I never heard of ___ before, but the __ was enough to grab my attention.

It’s like The Matrix, but with ___.

Guns. So many guns…

What do you need besides a miracle?

Guns, lots of guns.

Seriously, __ is a beast!

___ is a true artist who loves his craft.

This dude is a like a __ version of Keanu Reeves.

__ is like one of the best killers in the fictional history.

Take a shot everytime I say “bean”.

Over-the-top choreography and Ridiculous Physics.

What feels to be killed by your own gun?

Funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.

I’m a pretty cool dude and that’s just a fact.

Alright, let’s go to my five points.

We are dealing with mercenaries, gangsters, guns, drugs… And beans.

This movie ain’t for children.

No blood, just a bunch of dead beans.

I’m willing to let __ slide over here.

__ spoke like a cocky asshole who is full of himself.

Oh, I’m the badass and I don’t give a damn about you.

Don’t you dare to cross me or I’ll murder your ass.

__ is a pro.

They could improve a couple of things.

I had seen studios and more workers and bigger budgets do a worse job.

[artisticlicenserpmemes]

Vampire’s ∞ pathoS Sentence Starters

New Hitoshizuku’s song. Roughly translated, slightly adapted. Feel free to change anything.

Under the full moon, instincts runs wild.

Tonight we must also make ___ tremble.

What kind of tragedy will happen?

The dark night is the time for monsters to put on a show.

That stupid lamb…

___ is this about to begin.

Even if it kills the Gods, ___

In the realistic world, right before the Nonfiction, ___.

Non-scientific science, crosses are tragically carved.

In an ancient lineage that was a long forgotten ___.

…If that is the case, ____

Lets capture them all!

The misguided lamb brandishes a stick to be famous in the name of science, pathetic.

Even as you looked down by __.

___ continued to sing with a proud expression while celebrating ___.

The monsters are enjoying a Party Night.

Tonight they are also targeting a ___.

Evil is also spreading within the shadow of justice.

___ has forgotten ___.

Unconsciously lost in a maze, these pure, tender loving stupid lambs.

Letting out a scream from hell, as if was looking for God.

Come on!

__, please guide __.

Even though you enjoyed being evil, ___.

__’s a truly strong opponent.

__ ended up tragically slaughtered.

Only __ knows everything.

[artisticlicenserpmemes]

Fujita Maiko Lyrics Sentence Starters 1

Fujita Maiko is a Japanese pop singer-songwriter signed to MW RECORDS. She made her debut in 2004 with the single “Koi ni Ochite” Since she found success with her music, she quit her job as a dentist in May 2005 and it’s still active.

Adapted from the songs “Anata ni Koishite” and “Hotaru”.

Everything had started when ___.

When I had just met you, ___.

When things are far of reach,

I noticed you were there, ___.

When you smile and look at me I feel so ___.

Why wouldn’t I ___?

I want to see you like this, __.

I have fallen in love with you.

The world is suddenly full of colors.

I didn’t think that a person so strange, with different thoughts and values would become a person I want to understand.

Your words were all a fuss but hearing them gave me courage again.

I’ve found my happy place within you.

Because of you, I became strong.

I’m so happy that I could cry

I look forward to ___ every day.

I’ll always be thankful that ___.

In the midst of rainy season

A lukewarm wind blows through the quiet night streets as summer draws near.

Shining with light, __ steals my gaze.

I want to hold __.

I want to try touching __.

You are just like this firefly.

Are you ready?

I still want to look at that __.

I can’t tell how you feel.

The more I want, the more it hurts.

I could never hate you.

I can’t hold __.

I can’t reach __.

I can’t hold it, that heart of yours.

It’s just my own thinking.

I want to cry when I feel this way.

Our feelings can’t become the same.

I want to know how you feel

___ draws near…

[artisticlicenserpmemes]

TENKOMORI Lyrics Sentence Starters

TENKOMORI (Satsuki Ga Tenkomori), is a DJ and freelance electronic musician based out of Tokyo. Adapted, change anything you want.

Let’s Go!

Everything is going smoothly.

Line ___ up by name in alphabetical order.

Stretch out your arms, so you don’t get separated.

Line up in order of height, whoever’s in front, take the “stand at ease” pose.

Sing sing cicada, Sing sing cicada.

Today is nice and warm.

We’ll have a nice and bouncy __!

Ouch!

If you bump into someone, ___.

The real world, again tomorrow, will function and run without me.

Cast all of your life into depravity to the max.

Fit the taboo of making an example into the rule.

You can’t notice it, the ___.

No thank you, no thank you, absolutely.

No thank you.

Leave me alone.

I refuse ___.

I’m sick of my daily life.

My frustration is building up.

I feel something dying inside me.

I forgot to bring ___.

I just spilled my drink.

Selfish people, gossiping…

Even getting used to the __ life, I’m frustrated.

I left behind my favorite __…

Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding.

I can’t help being kinda worried about my luck fortune for today.

There is Sunlight Behind the Clouds.

I’m pouring all my hopes on these shoes I’ve grown so used to.

Oh Yeah, All Right.

This extraordinary __ came to life!

Watch me ok?

I can’t help to worry about where he’s looking.

Move forward, one step at a time.

Going My Way!

[artisticlicenserpmemes]

Sarusuberi - Miss Hokusai Sentence Starters 1

Sarusuberi is a Japanese historical manga series written and illustrated by Hinako Sugiura, telling the story of Katsushika Oi who worked in the shadow of her father Hokusai. It was adapted into an anime film, Miss Hokusai, directed by Keiichi Hara, that was released in 2015. This meme is based on the film which scored 93% on Rotten Tomatoes. Feel free to change anything.

A strange __ lives here.

He painted two sparrows in one grain of rice.

And this __ here… Is my father/mother.

Who’s here?

I brought lunch.

I heard that ___ is taking fewer jobs.

With two brushes and four chopsticks we can manage.

I recently went to see ___.

She’ll look at it, even when she can’t see.

Can I come live with you?

Even if __ was alone and split in half, he could handle himself.

Do not talk about __ as if he were a lizard.

There’s no organization and nothing is cleaned.

When the trash becomes too much, we just move it.

__ is not interested in anything besides ___.

He does not drink or smoke.

Judging by his erotic drawings, he certainly likes women.

Don’t play with me!

Come back tomorrow.

Even if I cut off your head, my lord will not be satisfied.

I have no choice…

Would cutting your belly hurt?

I think we shouldn’t do it after all, bro.

Didn’t you tell me you wanted to see ___?

This parasite lives with us and it’s a shameless womanizer.

He used to be a samurai but then, for some reason, decided to put down the katana and took up the brush.

I met this guy at the ___.

You rookie, when you become a __, you’ll have me to thank!

This old man here, he is the celebrated __!

Eventhough I am a follower of the ___, I have great respect for you, ___.

Thank you for taking your time to see me!

Why didn’t you tell me this before?!

Forgive __ for the trouble.

Do you know her? She is __’s daughter, miss __.

I often see her at the __.

The dragon has a secret: __.

You need to paint with the tip of the brush, visualize it in your head and then wait until it has come down, as if the dragon came to life. Then after it has came to this world, sketch it rapidly, with small strokes of the brush.

This creature is different from all the others.

Stop it! Flirting with __ in front of her __… You got some nerve!

As expected of the more popular __.

Girls loves clever guys.

Stop trying to show off!

Get out of here!

Should we take a walk?

Maybe we should have a drink?

[artisticlicenserpmemes]

Sarusuberi - Miss Hokusai Sentence Starters 2

Sarusuberi is a Japanese historical manga series written and illustrated by Hinako Sugiura, telling the story of Katsushika Oi who worked in the shadow of her father Hokusai. It was adapted into an anime film, Miss Hokusai, directed by Keiichi Hara, that was released in 2015. This meme is based on the film which scored 93% on Rotten Tomatoes. Feel free to change anything. PART 1

Look at __, she’s trying to lure us.

Ah… She Laughed!

No dragons there!

I saw a __ in _(location)_ when I was a kid.

It was probably just a whirlwind.

I clearly saw his claws in the midst of the clouds.

That was just your imagination.

You are so limited, that’s why you draw badly.

People just look terrible in your paintings.

It feels that if they took just one step, they’d immediately drain into a puddle of mud.

Nevertheless, your paintings have an interesting smell.

You have talent, so beware of the hatred.

Beware of the envious glances of other __.

I completely stopped understand what you are talking about.

You should not interfere in our conversations.

I’m ashamed.

Oh, it looks like you are angry.

You don’t understand!

You’re lying.

You are the only one left.

They have gone before the dawn.

They threw me out, that bastards.

What do you want?

You must be very curious to come to this place.

Heh. We’re pretty similar.

___ gave me permission, so wanna take a walk outside?

Since her birth, her eyes can’t see a thing.

You have paint on your face.

Did you clean it?

Where do you want to go?

You sure love this Bridge.

You can a listen to a lot of different sounds… And smells too.

I love this bridge too.

Rice crackers? Ishiwara Rice crackers?

___ never comes to see me, I wonder why…

__’s very busy working.

It’s not like __ hates you.

With such a weak body, I’ll never be able to properly honor __.

So, when I die, I’ll probably go to hell.

__ is a coward and a crybaby!

She lives in a monastery.

__ are/I am learning how to play the _(instrument)_.

I used to sell fish.

What are you doing here?

This bridge is a very interesting place.

By the way, your recent __ was very good! Much better than mine.

Take this, clean your face better. You have such a pretty face after all.

He’s a kind man, isn’t he?

You were not the same as usual.

Let’s take a boat ride!