Sometimes you gotta be the memes you wanna see in the world

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For the benefit of any individual who may find their way to this page: there were some memes I wanted that weren’t in existence, so I made this blog to make them. That is all.

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Spots to Bite My Muse

send a location to bite my muse. alternatively, you can send BITE ME for the sender to be bit! (credit to @wildcxrds for compiling)

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chaotic sentence starters

part 1 of ?

(credit to friends, partners and the internet in general)

"Do you think I could pass this curse on to someone else? Like as a birthday present?"

"…So how do you feel about surprises?"

"I'm going to put snakes in the photocopier."

"Do my vibes seem off to you?"

"I have never heard those words in that order in my life."

"Time should be illegal."

"So how big do you want this explosion?"

"I myself am understaffed at this time."

"I need enrichment, I'm gonna go be weird somewhere."

"I am absolutely not going to be the bigger person."

"Do you think I can fit that entire pomegranate in my mouth?"

"No-one has paid attention to me for 6 minutes. I think I might die."

"I have been forbidden from doing origami. Again."

"Unfortunately I am all panic and no disco."

"Whenever I worry I'm taking life too seriously, I just look at you."

"I am eighty-nine drunk. Eighty-nine… eighty-nine per cent."

"No plan, only vibes."

"I don't know why I'm like this, but I do know it's not my problem."

"I wonder what candles taste like."

"...So does the hammer decide who's worthy?"

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Hanukkah Sentence Starters

credit to the posts that show up in the Hanukkah Starters search (here, here and here) where I poached some of these from

“ How do you spell Hanukkah? “

“ I brought some dreidels, who’s ready to gamble? ”

“ Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay ” [singing]

“ Did you make these latkes yourself? ”

“ You cheated and bought these latkes from the supermarket didn’t you? “

“ Challah, kugels, sufganiyot... on Hanukkah, they count as healthy. ”

“ I was looking everywhere, but I could only find a seven-branched Menorah, is it okay to put these two stick candle holders on either side? ”

“ Is there such thing as a loaded dreidel? I have to know for...reasons... ”

“ You don’t have to stand by with the fire extinguisher, I can definitely light the Menorah. ”

“ We’ve run out of cooking oil... remind me what we celebrate at Hanukkah again? “

“ Aren’t you supposed to say something when you light the candles? “

“ I know I’m not technically a child anymore, but do I still get Hanukkah gelt? “

“ Is it true that the second-born child in a Jewish household is supposed to eat the candles after they’ve been blown out? “